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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

<p>I just discovered Sea Robin, and that’s the most uncomfortable a fish has made me feel since that photo of the oarfish with its tail just disappearing into the darkness of the Deep. Would you like to share any info you have about the Sea Robin? For example, who decided it was a good idea to let fish have fingers?</p>

yeah I don’t know who decided to call these things ‘sea robins’ instead of ‘walking fingerfish’ or maybe ‘daddy longlegs 2: electric boogalo’ but at least it still looks more or less like a regular fish if you ignore the legs!

but hey, it could be worse!

it could be a tripod fish.