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    replaying DAI and flirted with Dorian a bunch and something about overheating random gossip in Skyhold about me being a “confirmed bachelor” is 😍

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    jess

    "bedtime revenge procrastination" is a really annoying way to say "my job takes too many hours out of my life so I have to stay up really late to have any personal time at all and it causes a never-ending cycle of sleep deprivation"

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    cats with jobs
    cats with jobs

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    @gendereveal very true!

    also, none of the irreversible effects happen overnight, so you can also just, take it one day at a time and see how it goes and stop any time things start to not feel great?

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    make up a spooky guy
    make up a spooky guy

    guy who actually solved their trauma with a fucked-up and evil revenge plot, saving money on therapy

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    Lindsay King-Millions of Spiders
    Lindsay King-Millions of Spiders

    Cis women have spent years giving whole lecture series on why you shouldn't say "hey guys" to a mixed-gender group, only to turn around and act affronted that they can't refer to an enormous mixed-gender group as "women."

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    Nicolas Cඞge🔜🅱️LF¢
    Nicolas Cඞge🔜🅱️LF¢

    @hachx0 @LenKusov Wake up sheeple the new trolley problem DLC just dropped

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    ReductRs
    ReductRs

    Is He Hot Or Has He Just Never Mentioned Blockchain

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    Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
    Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    The angry little face as the green beans get snapped.

    I've been laughing at this for an embarrassingly long time.

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    Butt Praxis
    Butt Praxis

    Self-driving cars seem simple because on the surface they look like something we’re already familiar with, but the problem has so many technological and moral hurdles that the same amount of money and effort into transit would produce much more bang for the buck

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    @oalian75 to the garbage with both of us!!

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    also!

    I didn’t even answer her initial question because how DO AirPods stay in???

    it’s like a mystery and probably involves sticky earwax gunk and luck, mostly, but like the saying used to be it Just Works

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    clearly, interacting in society is just Too Much™️ for everyone right now

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    I put my mask back on and apologized profusely and she took her mask off to say it was no big deal and that she was vaccinated

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    today at the store a grocery worker asked me how I keep my AirPods in and in some weird podcast-fueled no-social-interaction-expected fugue I reached for my ear for an AirPod and took off my mask to answer her

    just throw me in the garbage like I deserve

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    J. A. Guerrero-Saade
    J. A. Guerrero-Saade

    To me, this is a massive story that just flew under the radar. The consolidation of commercial VPNs under a single shady banner alone should be cause for alarm, worse yet when they have a reputation for malware distribution.

    restoreprivacy.com/kape-technolog…

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    @pianobar77 I'm fine with re-buying things on like iTunes and trust that media I purchase to stream that way probably won't disappear, but yeah, anything streaming on Netflix or Amazon Prime or whatever probably won't be available for long, unless it's made FOR that platform

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    I'm left to assume that all y'all who have already gotten rid of your physical media only care about new releases (fair! I don't buy new movies on DVD, either!) or have a very large remote storage/backup solution for your ripped media

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    sometimes I get a hankering to de-clutter and get rid of all my DVDs/Blu-rays, but then I check and see that Forbidden Zone isn't available in any streaming service I've heard of and realize that probably a whole lot of the weirder movies I own won't be available, either

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    sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads aren’t really designed for necks instagram.com/p/CU-msmKvmqO/…

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    naooo👻ooomi, died 30 years ago this very night
    naooo👻ooomi, died 30 years ago this very night

    Morticia and Gomez are T4T right? This feels correct to me.

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    the worst thing about Dragon Age Awakening is that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is categorized as a junkable item; I should not have this much anxiety around the possibility of accidentally throwing away an imaginary cat

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    trash jones
    trash jones

    my brain when someone else talks for 2+ minutes straight: wow love this story they’re telling!

    my brain when i talk for 2+ minutes straight: everyone in this room wants to set me on fire

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    I love my cat but definitely do not love the way he seems to time his stinky death dumpies for every time I’ve just cooked food and have sat myself down to eat

    my apartment is not large enough to escape the smell

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    Sleep truly is the most dangerous exercise

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    Here I go, injuring myself while sleeping again

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    Mom of No Rank
    Mom of No Rank

    I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18

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    F. Thot Lichgerald
    F. Thot Lichgerald

    um, if you're 30 and always have back pain that's NOT normal. please go to the doctor so they can tell you bodies sometimes do that & then give you a prescription for regular strength tylenol and then charge you $120.

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    alexa

    google maps will be like want to save 30 seconds by taking a route that causes lasting psychological damage?

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    Laura Amalasunta Gazzoli
    Laura Amalasunta Gazzoli

    I'm sorry, the singular 'you' will never catch on. It's just too confusing, thou knowest not an thou speakst to one or more people

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    in all seriousness, “you” has been both singular and plural (just as “they” has been) for a very long time

    some dialects added redundant plural versions of “you” for clarification (“y’all”, “yinz”, etc)

    why not do the same for “they”, if you think it’s needed?

    “th’all”, y’all?

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    "you" will not become a part of general usage, not for political reasons but because there would be no pronoun to distinguish between a singular subject ("you") & a plural subject ("you"). language seeks to communicate w/ clarity, not to obfuscate; that is its purpose. twitter.com/JoyceCarolOate…

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    ICE T
    ICE T

    The fact that I learned about the existence of Fn ‘Font Nerds’ today has been too much for me. I’m done.

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    make up a spooky guy
    make up a spooky guy

    guy who couldn't take the scenes with paarthurnax in skyrim seriously because they could only hear him as mario

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    It’s like if a time machine could rickroll you

    songkick.com/concerts/40047…

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    ReductRs
    ReductRs

    How To Cover Up Your Complicity In Genocide By Deleting Prod

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    Doug Hanke
    Doug Hanke

    Facebook and Instagram are down. Nature is healing.

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    Brennan Caldwell
    Brennan Caldwell

    we need a 3 day weekend:
    1 for errands
    1 for social activities
    1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

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    he/him feels great from strangers or people I don't know too well, but it feels a bit like I'm being ignored if it comes from a friend

    they/them feels like being respected

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    I've been using they/he pronouns for a bit now, and I'm trying to think about how to explain it to others;

    he/him makes me feel validated

    they/them makes me feel seen

    I like they/them more, but the euphoria from he/him is still there, and like, a bit of an ego boost?

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    the 'Xbox Original Avatars' app clearly actually saves it, because the 'Xbox Avatars' app can see it 🙃

    yet apparently it's impossible to actually update whatever Microsoft is using for the avatar URLs (avatar-ssl.xboxlive.com/avatar/teknikl…) and for actual 360 games?

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    the old one only shows up when I play 360 games but I LIKE playing 360 games and it's annoying!

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    so you'd THINK that the 'Xbox Original Avatars' app (microsoft.com/en-us/p/xbox-o…) that lets you edit original xbox avatars would actually replace something, somewhere, and yet... avatar-ssl.xboxlive.com/avatar/teknikl…

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    President-Elect Toguro
    President-Elect Toguro

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    there are some raccoons frolicking about outside and apparently raccoons make squeaking noises like guinea pigs and also oinking noises like regular pigs

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    Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.
    Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq.

    This is the most American thing I've ever seen reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…

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    make up a spooky guy
    make up a spooky guy

    guy™ who uses ™ as an acronym to indicate someone being openly transmasc

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    Sonny Bunch
    Sonny Bunch

    Just had my phone incorrectly autocorrect “ducking” to “fucking,” which means I’ve won, I’ve finally broken its spirit. How does failure taste, demon box.

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    I had a very similar experience at a friend's house this summer and was so confused!

    the dog's owner was like, "yeah, she doesn't like beards" and I (someone who unarguably has a beard, now) was just like, "thank you!", probably confusing everyone twitter.com/BernieTranders…

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    anyway, I’m in a good mood because the gym was playing 80s ballads and FINALLY I’m getting some arm vascularization, something I’ve wanted since probably the 80s

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    sometimes in portland, when the mood is just right, I’m reminded of the girl who, years ago, biked past me singing a jaunty ditty that went, “ouch, ouch, vagina! ouch, ouch, vagina!”

    I hope she’s doing well and that she got that checked out and/or a new bike seat

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    👻👻Avant Barde the 🥞 Lord 👻#rollplay4halloween
    👻👻Avant Barde the 🥞 Lord 👻#rollplay4halloween

    What is the most underrated DnD Rule, any system, that you wish more people used or knew about?

    For me, its the Help action in 5e.

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    @maggiekarp it's very buggy but I'm having fun with it despite all that

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    @maggiekarp sable is a beautiful game that's a mix between botw and journey, and it has this theoretically cool slide thing your character does when running downhill (like the shield surf only no shield) except it's slower than running

    all games suck actually

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    Aditya Mukerjee, the Otterrific 🦦 🏳️‍🌈
    Aditya Mukerjee, the Otterrific 🦦 🏳️‍🌈

    So, a company like BetterHelp could say "We're HIPAA-compliant", and actually mean "we have zero (or very few) obligations under HIPAA, because we get all of our sensitive information directly from the patient, and therefore it is exempt from being protected."

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    why make a new Mario movie when the existing one was perfect? #NintendoDirect

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    oh, nice. Deltarune Ch. 2 confirmed for switch. #NintendoDirect

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    @drunkenGeeBee here I go taking things too literally again

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    @drunkenGeeBee I admit I have never played a Kirby game, so I cannot say whether or not it sucks. it's just not appealing to me, personally.

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    Metroid Dread trailer has some hella "you have no chance to survive make your time" vibes. #NintendoDirect

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    watching this #NintendoDirect and I was so excited about whatever post-apocalyptic thing was being shown and it's FUCKING KIRBY

    way to ruin the apocalypse for me, nintendo

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    Joe The Winged Serpent 🎃
    Joe The Winged Serpent 🎃

    Hey Walmart? I have a very important question to ask…

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    I always conflate prosecco and prosciutto so I read this and GAGGED instagram.com/p/CT--pIaJQsa/…

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    ALSO this is my first time leaving Portland since I grew out a proper beard and I got “sir”ed like five times checking into this motel! even with a mask on!

    completely and unironically love it!

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    I prefer this style of playing dress-up SO MUCH to the way I used to do it

    can you imagine??? ready in minutes and I can even rub my eyes without undoing any effort at all!!! instagram.com/p/CT-2ZNgP-cC/…

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    the only good time travel stories are Back to the Future and Terminator

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    just trying to live my life and I still can’t stop thinking about the Donnie Darko ass bullshit the end of Lucifer was

    paradoxes that cause themselves for no reason whatsoever are a very lazy way to feel clever!

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    at least I’m not currently getting the “shit yourself with bananas” ads, whatever they are for

    cyborg-alchemist.tumblr.com/post/662577784…

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    tumblr ads continue to amaze.

    on the one hand, whatever passes for targeting they do has to be doing SOMETHING because it keeps trying to advertise estrogen of all things to me.

    right ballpark, wrong game, dude!

Pictures

  • sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads aren’t really designed for necks

    sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads ...

    11 days ago

  • I always conflate prosecco and prosciutto so I read this and GAGGED

    I always conflate prosecco and prosciutto so I read this ...

    about 1 month ago

  • I prefer this style of playing dress-up SO MUCH to the way I used to do it can you imagine??? ready in minutes and I can even rub my eyes without undoing any effort at all!!!

    I prefer this style of playing dress-up SO MUCH to the wa...

    about 1 month ago

  • big mood

    big mood

    3 months ago

  • proof that, despite conventional wisdom, one CAN forget how to ride a bike on the plus side, got my first dose of the COVID vaccine!

    proof that, despite conventional wisdom, one CAN forget h...

    7 months ago

  • bathroom decor updated

    bathroom decor updated

    over 1 year ago

  • I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets i’ve already had like ten

    I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these c...

    almost 2 years ago

  • welcome to nj

    welcome to nj

    almost 2 years ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    almost 2 years ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    almost 2 years ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    almost 2 years ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    about 2 years ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    about 2 years ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    about 2 years ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    about 2 years ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    about 2 years ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    about 2 years ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    about 2 years ago

  • :muscle::smirk_cat:

    :muscle::smirk_cat:

    about 2 years ago

  • this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local causes? that part is important!

    this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local caus...

    over 2 years ago

Games

  • Dragon Age: Inquisition
(PS4)

    5 days ago

    Played Dragon Age: Inquisition on PS4

    4 days ago

  • Dragon Age II
(Xbox)

Romantic

    5 days ago

    Earned Romantic in Dragon Age II on Xbox

    5 days ago

  • Dragon Age: Origins
(Xbox)

Witch Hunter

    11 days ago

    Earned Witch Hunter in Dragon Age: Origins on Xbox

    11 days ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
(PS5)

    25 days ago

    Played Assassin's Creed Valhalla on PS5

    24 days ago

  • Sable
(Xbox Series X/S)

    29 days ago

    Played Sable on Xbox Series X/S

    28 days ago

  • Final Fantasy VII Remake
(Playstation)

Out of Darkness's Clutches

    about 1 month ago

    Earned Out of Darkness's Clutches in Final Fantasy VII Remake on Playstation

    about 1 month ago

  • Fallout 4
(PS4)

    2 months ago

    Played Fallout 4 on PS4

    2 months ago

  • NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
(Playstation)

Dear Diary

    2 months ago

    Earned Dear Diary in NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139... on Playstation

    2 months ago

  • Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning
(Playstation)

Exterminator

    3 months ago

    Earned Exterminator in Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning on Playstation

    3 months ago

  • Genesis Noir
(Xbox Series X/S)

    4 months ago

    Played Genesis Noir on Xbox Series X/S

    4 months ago

Books

  • Pwning Tomorrow

    3 months ago

  • Roadside Picnic

    3 months ago

  • Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick

    3 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 4

    3 months ago

  • The Crystal Kingdom

    3 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 3

    7 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 2

    7 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 1

    7 months ago

Music

  • Roky Erickson - The Night of the Vampire

    14 days ago

  • Carl Stalling - The Skeleton Dance

    14 days ago

  • DJ NoNo - County Sound

    14 days ago

  • Burt Reynolds - 212 People Watching Me (Azealia Banks vs Rockwell)

    14 days ago

  • The Cramps - I Was a Teenage Werewolf

    14 days ago

  • Juxtaposeur - Demonique Dimotane Co

    15 days ago

  • Atoz - The Night Man (The Eagles and Twin Peaks vs J-Kwon feat. Andy Milonakis)

    15 days ago

  • Fettdog - Clipped To Death

    15 days ago

  • Bug - Happy Devil

    15 days ago

  • Autopilot - Devil Went Down On Betty

    15 days ago

  • Irn Mnky - Tongueless Ghost Of Sin

    15 days ago