no matter how much I, and the world, have changed over the decades I keep rediscovering one constant, that has been applicable the whole time:

fuck microsoft

DONT REMEMBER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera

Alt: Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera

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Tom Servo

@angelus04.bsky.social

Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)

You win this meme

If you’re not old I’m happy to let you know there’s a term for this phenomenon on the internet that has existed roughly since 1993-1994 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...

fangy

@jeannesfangs.bsky.social

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival!

My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming “A fell wind blows” as he enters the bar

Did this conversation happen via Ouija board?

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

at long last, we have created the Frankenstein's monster from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Frankenstein's Monster
www.quantamagazine.org/for-the-firs...

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

I did not expect an Edgerunners sequel www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV74...

I guess I have to re-up my netflix. Also, being that CDPR is doing a Witcher 3 expansion after all this time, I bet they'll add some Cyberpunk 2077 content for this.

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 | Official Teaser 2

YouTube video by Cyberpunk 2077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV7451mcw-E

However, I do own a lot of legacy media (DVD/Blu-ray) and use my PlayStation to watch this media, so I naïvely am hoping that future consoles will still have physical drives available as an option (and will still support my legacy PS4 games which are on disc)

I understand that I'm relinquishing ownership here, but I am totally fine with PlayStation no longer selling physical game discs
blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/p...

Physical disc production ending in January 2028 for new games releasing on PlayStation consoles

In response to shifting trends in consumer preference, new games will be released on PlayStation ...

https://blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles/

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page.

They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Nevermind, he's said it to two other people since. When I looked up after the second one he said, "I wasn't talking to you, sir" and his wife told him to stop talking 😂

An old guy just told me that I was beautiful and that I've got shape?

please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

Turns out, my MX records originally set up decades ago suddenly stopped being valid????

Anyway, after setting NEW MX records, I am again getting email, but am now worried about what I missed and what lists I'm now removed from 😭

Woke up this morning to absolutely no email, which seemed peaceful until I realized that meant I had to troubleshoot my email

Graphic design is my passion.

Another friend tracked down details on this:
www.tumblr.com/messengerofm...

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T

@tekniklr.bsky.social

A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them

They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?

Anyway, creepy feature either way.

Be careful and sanitize your URLs when sharing, friends!

A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them

They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?

This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.

I heard these described on a podcast as "crushing ears" and I was still not prepared for how uncomfortable and goofy this shit looks

Like maybe it you put a Groucho nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them it would distract from the rest or at least make it look like intentional goofiness

Culture Crave 🍿

@culturecrave.co

New look at Snapchat’s Specs AR glasses

• Costs $2195

• $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement

Here’s the thing. As a company, divorced from the game companies it owns, I do straight up hate Microsoft.

This isn't even a bit, heiberggarbage.com

One of the garbage collection companies near me used to have the slogan,

"SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR GARBAGE BACK"

I just noticed they updated it to,

"SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR DOUBLE YOUR GARBAGE BACK"

every time I see a new Alton Brown video he looks more like Mark Hamill from the Last Jedi and it's really working for him

Luke Skywalker: The Sacred Jedi Texts!

ALT: Luke Skywalker: The Sacred Jedi Texts!

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The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

kinda rules that this website sucks and is bad

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

Centaur Putin
1) is the sickest shit I've seen all day
2) reminds me somehow of Companions of Xanth, which didn't have art nearly this good

Brandi Buchman

@brandibuchman.bsky.social

You can also play the games online at epicfurious.com, according to Secret Handshake.

From the group: "Just to save you time, the only way you can lose is by trying to hold Melania's hand. But its the Middle East, so you can't win either."/

NEW: Secret Handshake installed working arcade games called Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell at the DC War Memorial.
The game features "furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom like DEI and The Pope..."

they send you for instagram for the video and want you to have the app and login and shit. not happening.

here it is.

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."

John Scalzi

@scalzi.com

Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy.

www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

Tourist Beat Up for Monk Seal Attack in Hawaii, Faces $50k Fine (Video)

A visitor hurls a rock at Lani the Hawaiian monk seal on Maui, sparks an on-the-spot beatdown and...

https://www.surfer.com/news/tourist-maui-monk-seal-rock-video

I've heard we have nutria, but I've never seen one myodfw.com/wildlife-vie...

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with rodent of unusual size written on the screen

ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with rodent of unusual size written on the...

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