@BethSkw thanks I hate it

@BethSkw why is that bad, though?

I don't even use that fancy vaseline, I use straight up generic petroleum jelly

because I like it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@BethSkw why not only use vaseline, all the time?

@gains_tweets why is it making you look like Peter Dinklage

Josuke was saved as a child by the pretty robot lady in blade runner

People asking about burner phones for summer camp again
1. The @defcon network is one of the safest networks in the world and has been for well over a decade.
2. You are at much higher risk at your local coffee shop.
3. No one is burning a 0day to own your phone at con.
1/

@tekniklr I read it that way too-- the kid just wants to play some D&D with his friends and has no interest in romance.

in stranger things 3, Mike says to Will, “ it’s not my fault you don’t like anybody” which I’m interpreting as Will is ace. the internet is saying he’s gay.

LET ACES HAVE THINGS, TOO, INTERNET

@mollywoodstock @enbi666 dubious. it’s not even the same in English (UK)

Listen I liked Earthw0rm Jim too but if you’re gonna thinking about funding that Kickstarter just be aware that you’re also supporting an openly transphobic troll and erstwhile Breitbart writer because people are constantly disappointing in the most unnecessary ways

Adorable house panther

Any time a cis dude gets his feelings hurt, I think about how tarantulas are generally pretty hardy, but their abdomen is basically a paper bag full of jelly, and if you drop them they burst and die.

ICE is the fucking American Gestapo and every single one of them should be in prison twitter.com/Taniel/status/…

Friendly reminder that whatever junk Amazon is putting on sale today, you either don't need it or you can wait 2 goddam days and not cross a picket line. twitter.com/UFCW/status/11…

STILL KICKEN ASS - DASHAREZ0NE.COM ADMIN

Rape a 12-year-old
•1 year prison

Save 3 innocent people from dying
•20 years prison

A criminal justice system that punishes those who save lives & protects rapists is in reality a criminal system.

if ur baffled by the democrats' recent gameplan of "attack their most popular congresspeople in decades" the explanation is simple: dems would rather lose to fascists than win with leftists. to them, serving capital and maintaining its power is more important

@pleasetryathome that SHADE though

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💯🎉

Every last militia doofus that went on about gun rights because "when the government starts rounding people up in camps we'll need to fight back" is now cheering government jackbooted thugs shooting the one honest american who did precisely that.

@ThatKarasu “I’d enjoy my walk a lot more without being heckled by some dude who should mind his own business”

got ma’amed today and just

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠ

@microwavenby @_jbfitz why does the invoice list any gender at all tho

@microwavenby @_jbfitz different equipment is better served by different saddles

equipment shouldn't be assumed, but for useful results it is relevant

„Partial sight has been restored to six blind people through an implant which transmits video images from a camera directly to the brain.“ independent.co.uk/news/science/b…

fish antibiotics in my amazon?

it’s more likely than you think twitter.com/HamiltonMorris…

@_jbfitz @microwavenby fair but bike seats pinching nerves and causing permanent sensation loss and/or incontinence is a real risk for multiple genital configurations, not just people with dicks

for research:
do you identify more as meat or skeleton

holy shit this rules

@PrettyBadLefty "Imagine, everytime you lift, someone else gets 80% of your gains. That's capitalism."

A hero we don't deserve twitter.com/helenhousandi/…

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this

me: rip

therapist: no

shortly after getting a very masc haircut, and while I was in the grocery store buying castor oil to put on my eyebrows to hopefully thicken them up and help me pass as masc, someone came up to me and asked, "excuse… instagram.com/p/Bz1mQvrhjte/…

REAL men DIE in the SQUAT RACK from squatting SO HARD that they POOP TO DEATH

This thread is good twitter.com/ashleymayer/st…

Psychiatric Diagnoses Are ‘Scientifically Meaningless’ Study Finds

anarchimedia.com/2019/07/10/psy…

while buying groceries, my credit card and debit card were both declined? and there was more than enough money available in each!

since the cards are totally unrelated to each other, and have been used for other things today, this was probably the reader, but I’m still stressed!

for anyone following the Zoom drama: techcrunch.com/2019/07/10/app…

"share the road" they say

"wear reflective clothing" they say

"we all have a responsibility for safety" they say

I say, require ppl who drive these beasts to have a special license & tax these things to pay for vision zero safety projects. twitter.com/schmangee/stat…

I know those godawful ahegao shirts are popular with convention goers, so I figured I'd come up with a better alternative that works for everyone

@neonshudder help, I can't afford my monthly allotment of gold flaked lobster and saffron truffles

my family is starving

@neonshudder 1. monthly Bitcoin buy!
2. party supplies???
3. how is my phone plan more expensive than this rich asshole's
4. maybe they need the mansion to hold the $2000 of clothes they get each month?

@slangwise money saving tip: wear clothes more than once

so much about this is wild that I can’t choose just one thing to comment on twitter.com/slangwise/stat…

@BethSkw I mean, same?

My wife went straight savage in Waitrose. Fuck you, Doris, and your hatred of tattooed millennials.

The average billionaire is worth 4.1 billion dollars. If we took just HALF of their wealth, WHICH WOULD LEAVE MOST OF THEM STILL BILLIONAIRES, we’d have four and a half TRILLION DOLLARS to spend on fixing poverty and fighting climate change.

There’s nothing natural about chemotherapy.

There’s nothing natural about manufactured insulin.

There’s nothing natural about most medications.

That’s medicine. If you only have a problem when it comes to medically supporting trans youth, that’s bigotry disguised as concern. twitter.com/freddysetgo21/…

all your cyberpunk dystopian fiction has failed because it could not conceive of something so simple and perfect as a rebel faction that's just juggalos twitter.com/consequence/st…

I swear to god the speed runner community is like one step away from being the source of all 0-days. "100% production access, no sudo" twitter.com/Gankro/status/…

This rules. etsy.com/listing/697739…

something unsettling about the new seats at the airport

Consntatly thinking about how Nichelle Nichols improvised that line as Uhura shoved Sulu away

Fuck the police, much respect to that brave Starbucks employee for helping their patrons feel safe twitter.com/ToaAz/status/1…

People shirk at the idea of free transit while viewing free parking as normal and acceptable. 🤨

If you “don’t see race,” you don’t fight racism.

If you “don’t see disability,” you don’t fight ableism.

If you “don’t see gay or straight,” you don’t fight homophobia.

If you “don’t see trans or cis,” you don’t fight transphobia.

Stop shirking responsibility with ignorance.

Report reveals what we already knew: there is little incentive to cure anyone. Bleak af. You are more valuable being perpetually ill.
cnbc.com/2018/04/11/gol…

@BethSkw I dislike self checkout because I fill my reusable bags as I shop so I know I can also successfully carry everything home and there is never enough room to unload my bags on that teeny shelf they provide

I'm a bitch
I'm a another
Stupid dumb motherfucker
I'm a piece of shit for days
I'm constantly afraid

@booleanfitz I just decided I’d rather deal with my own stuff and have more time to play video games
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the things I miss most about dating are going to the coast and going camping, so I should skip the dating part and do those things with friends instead
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@booleanfitz as a grey ace grey aro person I barely have the time and inclination to date one person periodically so don’t understand how anyone has the energy or time to date multiple people at once

so I guess my challenges were finding cuties on the same page cool with me transitioning

@booleanfitz also, people five years younger who look like A Dad

because they are exactly as old as my dad was when I was a little kid

@booleanfitz big mood

and it didn’t hurt at all while testing!

but the rest of the day, I could barely move.

and today, it’s worse!

such is life. assuming this gets better in a few days, still worth it.

ugh.

I mildly tweaked a muscle in my upper back while getting ready yesterday morning before testing maxes, and, knowing full well what a terrible idea it was, I rolled it out, took some ibuprofen and went and tested anyway.

@_jbfitz oh, I have a mountain bike too but it's sorta janky and uncomfortable and I should probably replace it with a good touring bike

@booleanfitz absolutely fair. I just also have such a hard time articulating why I feel gross when someone invited me to these things.

@_jbfitz I have regular camping supplies, sans tent, and a commuter bike. I might need a bike better for off road? I might need more bike racks? I don’t know what I need!

Milk shook.

@Lubchansky ✒ thenib.com/matt-lubchansky

@booleanfitz I wish this was on your main so I could retweet it. 💯