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    italien feeld
    italien feeld

    invincibility frames should also exist in real life

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    Strahd Von Zarovich
    Strahd Von Zarovich

    This has been living rent free in my head for days so enjoy

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    Shaun
    Shaun

    life hack: avoid the stress of following the government lifting/reinstating of mask mandates by ignoring them and wearing a mask regardless

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    @ahninjas he dummy thicc

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    Just watched my idiot son (snake) try and eat this mouse, miss, and bite himself in the ass instead

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    sam ganiyot 🕯🕯🕯🕎🍇🍩
    sam ganiyot 🕯🕯🕯🕎🍇🍩

    i was having a conversation today with an older dnd player and i seriously think the main difference between certain older players and younger players is that older players want to kill orcs and become kings and younger players want to be orcs and kill kings

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    My cat just saw a flat-bed tow truck drive by with a car on the back and you’d think it was a fucking t-rex with how he reacted

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    I see you’re new around here instagram.com/p/CWoiyXyh8RG/…

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    also it would be cool if Skyrim “romance” meant anything and if there were a few steps between returning someone’s lost cat, talking to them while wearing the right bling, and marrying them

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    Just caught myself thinking, “it would be cool if Skyrim let me romance Sheogorath” and realized this is a very good reason why, in real life, I don’t (and shouldn’t), date

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    @skyesidhe Birthday trips to the coast for D&D one shots are adventures only the very best people organize 💜💜💜

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    Hey Dr Who, the more you try making weeping angels into the next daleks or cybermen, the less cool and interesting they get

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    Hank Green
    Hank Green

    The second best thing about culture finally accepting that gender is a buckwild spectrum is content platforms flailing around asking "OH CRAP! OH NO! WHAT COUNTS AS A BOOB?"

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    Foz Meadows
    Foz Meadows

    human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay

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    Adam Sharp
    Adam Sharp

    “See you later, alligator” equivalents in other languages:

    5. Aju paraplu (Dutch) = bye umbrella
    4. Agur yogur (Basque) = bye yoghurt
    3. Čauky mňauky (Czech) = ciao miaow
    2. Szervusz vízibusz (Hungarian) = cheerio waterbus
    1. Me piro, vampiro (Spanish) = I’m outta here, vampire

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    Dyatlov passive resistance
    Dyatlov passive resistance

    squinted for a solid 30 seconds at the phrase “soy bisexual” trying to figure out what this latest insult meant until I went a little further and realized I was reading a tweet in spanish

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    Me: I'm okay with getting a Series S for future Bethesda games. It's not like anyone plays them for their graphics, anyway!

    Also me: I sure can't wait until Skyrim Anniversary edition drops so I can play it remastered for the PS5!

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    Shaun
    Shaun

    video game truth: the mainline mario games are harder to actually complete than the dark souls games

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    Peter Flax
    Peter Flax

    As a handy reference piece, here are the top 10 reasons drivers get angry at bike riders.

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    Lauren Hudgins
    Lauren Hudgins

    Disability Activist Engracia Figueroa Dies After United Airlines Destroys Her Custom Wheelchair yahoo.com/lifestyle/disa…

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    Alex Blechman
    Alex Blechman

    Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

    Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

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    ellie
    ellie

    yall keep saying “you can’t change sex!” but the main way sex and gender are different is that medically speaking it’s extremely easy to change a person’s sex, while it’s impossible to change their gender

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    @BethSkw Something cronenberg-esque, surely. Wouldn’t that just be a highfalutin way of saying “body horror”?

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    Ceo of Sub Lucifer
    Ceo of Sub Lucifer

    I can't get over this video so maybe you should see it too

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    the chekhov's gun was coming from inside the house

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    thinking about this more, in the things I read the situation always turns out just fine and the trust was warranted

    so, all me then

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    the fact that every time I read the words "do you trust me?" I think "it's a trap!" probably says a lot about me (or the things I read), huh?

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    no spoons november
    no spoons november

    my hot take about dysphoria is that a: of course you don't *need* dysphoria to be trans, AND b: a lot of people who swear up and down they have no dysphoria actually do, they just don't recognize it bc it's not the stereotypical version of dysphoria or they're like. repressing it

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    No one links to this test AFAICT because it’s legitimately terrible but for once the twitter discourse of the day isn’t overly heavy so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    anyway, it me, a person who hates oysters and thinks this has very little to do with my socioeconomic status

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    Killjoy McCoy
    Killjoy McCoy

    Don’t make an En Eff Tee, just photocopy your art and staple it together. Make a zine. Be a person. Fuck the police. Plant a garden.

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    ReductRs
    ReductRs

    Thembo Alert! This Enby Forgot How To Declare A Variable In Python After Working With Strongly Typed Languages For So Long

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    Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn
    Trung Lê Capecchi-Nguyễn

    You can’t convince me the 90s or the 2000s was a fun time, I was there, I remember

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    @oalian75 there have been studies showing that testosterone affects language centers of the brain theatlantic.com/health/archive…

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    and, possibly related, things that USED to creep me out like scary games and movies for the most part just don't anymore. they are still fun, but in a completely different way!

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    and, conversely, I've noticed I've begun consistently using "then" when I mean "than", and "affect" when I mean "effect" (and vice-versa)

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    I'm replaying DAI now, just over 2.5 years on T, and nearly 8 years since the last time I played and the astrarium puzzles are suddenly much easier? like I get them all almost instantly? I remember them being harder.

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    this is anecdotal, I know, but they say hormones affect mathematical and language ability and...

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    @oalian75 to be fair he had only shredded the slat to the point where it was barely hanging in there and I had to get scissors out to remove the rest of it

    I have no idea HOW he managed this, mind

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    woke up one morning to see SOMEONE had ripped a single slat out of the blinds presumably to make his life slightly more convenient instagram.com/p/CVy4WQvvO6c/…

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    @MichaelSLaufer I'm beating it into submission by eating a volume of popcorn equal in size to my torso

    that'll teach it, surely

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    @gains_tweets this is peak “skipped leg day”

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    I'm hungrier an hour after I eat than I am 10 minutes before eating

    why is my body like this

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    Oliver Darkshire 🌈
    Oliver Darkshire 🌈

    the rules for dungeons and dragons might seem complicated at first but they are very simple: a human character can walk 30 feet in a single round, unless they are gay in which case they walk 60 feet

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    Mark MacKillop
    Mark MacKillop

    If you’re not trans you don’t get to decide wether you feel Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special is transphobic or not. If you’re an ally listen to your trans friends who are hurting and stand with them.

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    replaying DAI and flirted with Dorian a bunch and something about overheating random gossip in Skyhold about me being a “confirmed bachelor” is 😍

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    jess

    "bedtime revenge procrastination" is a really annoying way to say "my job takes too many hours out of my life so I have to stay up really late to have any personal time at all and it causes a never-ending cycle of sleep deprivation"

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    cats with jobs
    cats with jobs

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    @gendereveal very true!

    also, none of the irreversible effects happen overnight, so you can also just, take it one day at a time and see how it goes and stop any time things start to not feel great?

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    make up a guy
    make up a guy

    guy who actually solved their trauma with a fucked-up and evil revenge plot, saving money on therapy

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    Lindsay King-Miller
    Lindsay King-Miller

    Cis women have spent years giving whole lecture series on why you shouldn't say "hey guys" to a mixed-gender group, only to turn around and act affronted that they can't refer to an enormous mixed-gender group as "women."

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    Nicolas Cඞge🚙MFF
    Nicolas Cඞge🚙MFF

    @hachx0 @LenKusov Wake up sheeple the new trolley problem DLC just dropped

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    ReductRs
    ReductRs

    Is He Hot Or Has He Just Never Mentioned Blockchain

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    Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ
    Daniel Holland🎗🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ॐ

    The angry little face as the green beans get snapped.

    I've been laughing at this for an embarrassingly long time.

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    Butt Praxis
    Butt Praxis

    Self-driving cars seem simple because on the surface they look like something we’re already familiar with, but the problem has so many technological and moral hurdles that the same amount of money and effort into transit would produce much more bang for the buck

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    @oalian75 to the garbage with both of us!!

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    also!

    I didn’t even answer her initial question because how DO AirPods stay in???

    it’s like a mystery and probably involves sticky earwax gunk and luck, mostly, but like the saying used to be it Just Works

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    clearly, interacting in society is just Too Much™️ for everyone right now

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    I put my mask back on and apologized profusely and she took her mask off to say it was no big deal and that she was vaccinated

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    today at the store a grocery worker asked me how I keep my AirPods in and in some weird podcast-fueled no-social-interaction-expected fugue I reached for my ear for an AirPod and took off my mask to answer her

    just throw me in the garbage like I deserve

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    J. A. Guerrero-Saade
    J. A. Guerrero-Saade

    To me, this is a massive story that just flew under the radar. The consolidation of commercial VPNs under a single shady banner alone should be cause for alarm, worse yet when they have a reputation for malware distribution.

    restoreprivacy.com/kape-technolog…

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    @pianobar77 I'm fine with re-buying things on like iTunes and trust that media I purchase to stream that way probably won't disappear, but yeah, anything streaming on Netflix or Amazon Prime or whatever probably won't be available for long, unless it's made FOR that platform

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    I'm left to assume that all y'all who have already gotten rid of your physical media only care about new releases (fair! I don't buy new movies on DVD, either!) or have a very large remote storage/backup solution for your ripped media

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    sometimes I get a hankering to de-clutter and get rid of all my DVDs/Blu-rays, but then I check and see that Forbidden Zone isn't available in any streaming service I've heard of and realize that probably a whole lot of the weirder movies I own won't be available, either

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    sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads aren’t really designed for necks instagram.com/p/CU-msmKvmqO/…

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    naomi
    naomi

    Morticia and Gomez are T4T right? This feels correct to me.

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    the worst thing about Dragon Age Awakening is that Ser Pounce-a-Lot is categorized as a junkable item; I should not have this much anxiety around the possibility of accidentally throwing away an imaginary cat

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    trash jones
    trash jones

    my brain when someone else talks for 2+ minutes straight: wow love this story they’re telling!

    my brain when i talk for 2+ minutes straight: everyone in this room wants to set me on fire

Pictures

  • I see you’re new around here

    I see you’re new around here

    8 days ago

  • woke up one morning to see SOMEONE had ripped a single slat out of the blinds presumably to make his life slightly more convenient

    woke up one morning to see SOMEONE had ripped a single sl...

    28 days ago

  • sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads aren’t really designed for necks

    sleeping is the most dangerous exercise and heating pads ...

    about 2 months ago

  • I always conflate prosecco and prosciutto so I read this and GAGGED

    I always conflate prosecco and prosciutto so I read this ...

    2 months ago

  • I prefer this style of playing dress-up SO MUCH to the way I used to do it can you imagine??? ready in minutes and I can even rub my eyes without undoing any effort at all!!!

    I prefer this style of playing dress-up SO MUCH to the wa...

    2 months ago

  • big mood

    big mood

    4 months ago

  • proof that, despite conventional wisdom, one CAN forget how to ride a bike on the plus side, got my first dose of the COVID vaccine!

    proof that, despite conventional wisdom, one CAN forget h...

    8 months ago

  • bathroom decor updated

    bathroom decor updated

    almost 2 years ago

  • I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets i’ve already had like ten

    I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these c...

    almost 2 years ago

  • welcome to nj

    welcome to nj

    almost 2 years ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    almost 2 years ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    about 2 years ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    about 2 years ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    about 2 years ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    about 2 years ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    over 2 years ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    over 2 years ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    over 2 years ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    over 2 years ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    over 2 years ago

Games

  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
(Playstation)

Gatekeeper

    2 days ago

    Earned Gatekeeper in The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim on Playstation

    2 days ago

  • Dragon Age: Inquisition
(PS4)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Dragon Age: Inquisition on PS4

    about 1 month ago

  • Dragon Age II
(Xbox)

Romantic

    about 1 month ago

    Earned Romantic in Dragon Age II on Xbox

    about 1 month ago

  • Dragon Age: Origins
(Xbox)

Witch Hunter

    about 2 months ago

    Earned Witch Hunter in Dragon Age: Origins on Xbox

    about 2 months ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
(PS5)

    2 months ago

    Played Assassin's Creed Valhalla on PS5

    2 months ago

  • Sable
(Xbox Series X/S)

    2 months ago

    Played Sable on Xbox Series X/S

    2 months ago

  • Final Fantasy VII Remake
(Playstation)

Out of Darkness's Clutches

    2 months ago

    Earned Out of Darkness's Clutches in Final Fantasy VII Remake on Playstation

    2 months ago

  • Fallout 4
(PS4)

    3 months ago

    Played Fallout 4 on PS4

    3 months ago

  • NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139...
(Playstation)

Dear Diary

    3 months ago

    Earned Dear Diary in NieR Replicant ver.1.22474487139... on Playstation

    3 months ago

  • Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning
(PS4)

    5 months ago

    Played Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning on PS4

    5 months ago

Books

  • Pwning Tomorrow

    4 months ago

  • Roadside Picnic

    4 months ago

  • Zoey Punches the Future in the Dick

    4 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 4

    4 months ago

  • The Crystal Kingdom

    4 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 3

    8 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 2

    8 months ago

  • Berserk, Vol. 1

    8 months ago

Music

  • Hozier - Cherry Wine - Live

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Sedated

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Like Real People Do

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - To Noise Making (Sing)

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Work Song

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Arsonist's Lullabye

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Talk

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Movement

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Dinner & Diatribes

    3 days ago

  • Hozier - Nina Cried Power (feat. Mavis Staples)

    3 days ago

  • Low Roar - I'll Make You Feel

    5 days ago