can i get queer eye for the disaster nonbinary

@BethSkw I manage all five but don’t have kids or a partner to babysit

Good guys @NASA still trying, and making cool pins in the process.

@sethengelhard This is absolute bullshit. I’d really love to know if this is policy for all of Lightning Bar Collective’s bars, or just one asshole security guard.

On hey! I just kicked out of #jackknifepdx for wearing a shirt that says “Antifascist”! Guess where I’ll never be going again? #AUnitedFront #rctid

@mollywoodstock I only know because I listen to a lot of Dan Savage, I don’t think I would have come across it otherwise

i hate the discourse surrounding consumption in the west, b/c it’s always either “go vegan to save the world,” which we know is one of the great liberal fallacies or “let people enjoy things,” that downplays the fact that we, in the west, absolutely have a consumption problem.

@mollywoodstock inspired by you I binged the first five episodes last night. I grew I absolutely hate Nour, Johnathan, and Jenna. I take it Nour never gets any less terrible?

I had to go see the 28-pound chonky cat for myself: deadsp.in/Bozxl6o

@ahninjas 4. because studies have shown that drivers pay more attention to cyclists who aren't wearing helmets, therefore making collisions less likely

5. because carrying a helmet when not riding is like carrying a bowling ball around all day

@ahninjas 1. because I don't want to

2. because it makes bicycling seem disproportionately dangerous when compared to being a pedestrian

3. because studies have shown that helmets reduce head injuries but increase neck injuries

curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious) instagram.com/p/B1j7M32hhRr/…

was looking into using bike share while I’ll be in Seattle for PAX next week and apparently people in Seattle have to wear bike helmets?

guess I won’t be biking in Seattle

Trash pandas can only spin around 3 times before getting dizzy 😂

There is usually a healthy overlap between those interested in software and those who love DnD. Here is perhaps the sweetest DnD thread we've seen in a long time. Happy Saturday to the fedizens and tweeters alike! twitter.com/AntnHz/status/…

and that's why no socialist country has ever won a medal in Olympic weightlifting. Sad twitter.com/ZubyMusic/stat…

IM IN LOVE

oh lawd he comin' twitter.com/MorrisAnimal/s…

<posing in the mirror with my katana>
hot enough in here in the fires of Real revolution for you, tanky? oh, haha, dont bother using youer AK 47... it is no match for my swarm of Free And Libre nanoshield drones.......

night brain twitter.com/mo_writes/stat…

"it shouldn't be a controversial position to be antifa. it should be controversial to be fascist." @PopMobPDX

false alarm! turns out this was, for some unknowable reason, my work's distributed computer management.

@booleanfitz strength!

the newest Philosophy Tube links climate change and colonialism/racism/fascism/capitalism (duh) and roasts ideas like "technology will save us" espoused by the very technologists contributing to this apocalypse

youtube.com/watch?v=CqCx9x…

From a scientist who specializes in prehistorical fire in the Amazon: The current fires are without precedent in the past 20,000 years.

These fires are not natural, they are being driven by greed, colonialism, and are a crime against humanity.

We are in a climate emergency. twitter.com/yoshi_maezumi/…

the awful adobe acrobat autoupdater just tried to install flash on my machine in this, the year 2019

The most frustrating thing about socialization is that trans people can't actually talk about it in a productive way because literally anything we say will be weaponized by transphobes.

Hello, I present an important horse for you to view today

gender is fucked, all i know is that if you're attracted to me it means you're gay

Did segregation cause your traffic jam? bikeportland.org/2019/08/22/did…

- A look at how demographics might explain commute trips from @andersem via @Sightline

#pdxtraffic

PSA: Rob Lowe’s sons dragging him on Instagram is a great way to entertain yourself when you’re awake in the wee hours.

I just had the most incredible experience in front of my apartment building and I have to share it

Heck yeah thenib.com/gender-divisio…

reminder that portland has coyotes that want to eat your pets: reddit.com/r/Portland/com…

transitioning?

oh, you mean 'slowly and painfully pulling myself out of hell'

so fun to live in the a country that feels like the last five seconds of a game of tetris

Every couple of weeks someone tweets like “Wow so crazy we’re all still going to work in the middle of a mass extinction event” and it goes viral and then we all still go to work the next day

If there wasn’t a video many would think this is unbelievable. Spitting in the general direction of a group of cops (several feet away from them) isn’t a basis for arrest, but that doesn’t stop these Portland cops. twitter.com/feefifofummmm/…

@_birdmachine this happened in my apartment! if a door isn’t closed regularly, it can warp and no longer close properly.

I unscrewed the metal bit on the door frame and chiseled the hole out so it realigned 👍🏻

just saw a reddit comment (!) that is extremely relatable:

"but in actual fact the only real gender identity I have is 'as not male as possible'"

I'm this, but 'as not female as possible'.

reddit.com/r/egg_irl/comm…

"they're not nazis" cbsnews.com/news/us-votes-…

🤔

men hitting on a painting

screwing w google's algorithms in order to cover up your sleazy behavior should be a fucking criminal offense

[COMMUNITY ALERT]

#BETACUCK4LYFE was able to stop American Guard member, Mark Quon from hitting an activist over the head with a hammer and was taken in & charged by cops for his efforts in stopping neo-nazis from harming people. Please help and donate what you can! Pass it on! twitter.com/abereviate/sta…

IF YOU ARE A CENTRIST YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM

"both sides" goes out the fucking window when one side is ACTUAL FASCISM and if you can't fucking figure that out YOU ARE SUPPORTING FASCISTS

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On Friday, Trump’s Justice Department asked the Supreme Court to rule that sex is based on a person's genitals at birth and that anyone can be fired for wearing clothing or acting in a way that does not conform to conservative gender roles. 1/3
buzzfeednews.com/article/domini…

Apple accidentally unpatched a bug it had already fixed and now all up-to-date iPhones are vulnerable to hackers and there's a working jailbreak sitting on Github as we speak

vice.com/en_us/article/…

Police to local Portlanders having a waterfront party: "IF YOU STEP INTO THE STREET WE CLOSED YOU WILL BE ARRESTED."

Police to invading white supremacists: "We closed this bridge for your personal use. Would you like an escort?"

We see you, PPB.

#EverydayAntifascist twitter.com/jonhouse_/stat…

#PDX is what it looks like when a town is under a fascist onslaught being assisted by the state, it’s also a good example of what a community coming together to say no looks like. So proud of my city

im just saying... weird to call city residents a terror group and not the far right groups who have been traveling across state lines regularly for 2 years to commit violence

White people wiped entire civilizations and cultures off the planet for spices and Americans still don't know what a bay leaf is twitter.com/ZebitasMartine…

Scientists bid farewell to Okjökull, the first Icelandic glacier lost to climate change, with a monument that features "A letter to the future" cnn.it/31IVMRC

When did fighting nazis become “far left” twitter.com/natashafatah/s…

I cannot wait for more diverse, nondiscriminatory people to run big businesses because I'm tired of questioning if my gas or gym or chicken sandwich hates me.

The only way you can view Antifa as the equivalent threat of white supremacists engaging in daily acts of violence around the country from hate crimes to terrorist acts is if,

you guessed it,

you are a white supremacist. 👈

OMSI had to have a full fucking lockdown because of the chuds. Luckily the staff was amazing and kept the kids distracted so they didn't know what was going on, but holy cow.

Out of town fascists terrorized a childrens museum today

Stay safe out there, people. Proud Boy wargames cosplay with PPB is over, time for beers and mischief making in our city.

Stay vigilant, stay connected to each other #DefendPDX twitter.com/EmilyGorcenski…

@akh13 yay! looks great!

Time and again, the people of Portland who oppose fascism are the victims of police brutality while white nationalists get a dedicated right-of-way and police escort home.

Portlanders should not believe a word that comes out of our mayor's mouth. twitter.com/tedwheeler/sta… twitter.com/jonhouse_/stat…

There’s nothing “conservative” about this rally.

These are literal hate groups with documented histories of violence, and the police are making sure they have a platform to organize.

Saw some good shit while running from riot cops #defendpdx

I don’t see ANY police over here (On Proud Boy side of river).

So, in sum: Proud Boys and a few hundred friends got a very enthusiastic police escort for an un-permitted march, away from the left wing counter protest, across a closed bridge to meet up with American Guard, a Nazi bonehead gang, who embraced them and greeted several by name

Man from Mississippi says his shirt speaks for itself.

God bless Dante's