Do you have lots of dysphoria but aren’t planning on any medical transition? I’d recommend at least trying HRT. Worst case you don’t like it and stop, best case it’s like a lightbulb going off and your life finally makes sense and feels worth living.

seeing snoop stream on twitch in emote only chat as he rolls and smokes a joint is strangely wholesome? twitch.tv/doggydogg20

it is hard to express the unique introvert vibes of having a deep and sincere desire to hang out with my friends and have some fun, but also my sheer glee whenever social plans of any kind are cancelled

@ckwright big eyebrows are in now!

and you can always make eyebrows smaller- just ask mine, which didn’t survive the 90s.

@ckwright alternatively, being trans is going, “oh, yeah, cis men have hips, too” and getting weird euphoria about it

the thing I most appreciate about Shadow of the Colossus is how it makes the horse controls in every game that has come after it seem so much better

@drunkenGeeBee no, no - it was full price. just someone in chat told the streamer that walmart had them back in stock, and I opened a new tab and bought one. by the time the streamer got there, they were sold out again.

as someone who acquired a PS5 at launch (due to watching a twitch stream at the right time) and vaccine appointments (due to my state accidentally sending me an invite a week before I should have been able to request one) my skillset is mostly "obscenely good luck" unfortunately. twitter.com/sarahjeong/sta…

apparently twitter's targeted marketing has decided that I am the type of person to own a large dog

for some reason, this is affirming, even though it's not exactly true

(I prefer large dogs over small dogs but cats over dogs)

every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

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Pointing out that birth control pills have a worse blood clot rate than any vaccine isn’t saying “blood clots are fine” but rather that it’s amazing what we won’t tolerate for the general population but will tolerate for mostly women for 60 years completely unchecked.

I’ve always found myself staying up late even if I was tired or had to get up early because I wanted more me time. I read up on it and it’s called revenge bedtime procrastination and people who are highly stressed do it gain a sense of control back in their life and spend their

There’s a lot of appealing things about lifting (solitude, can listen to your own music) but I think my favorite is still the full body recovery craving to eat an entire roast Turkey in one gulp like a loony toons character.

It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

I refuse to learn the difference between the various kinds of hyphens and dashes because I would like them to merge into a single entity, which linguistically speaking can only be accomplished if enough people collectively refuse to acknowledge that there is more than one kind

@oalian75 I read like the first 20 Xanth books like 3 times each 💜

i still have no real idea what NFTs are and my assumption continues to be that people are buying jpegs that come with the same sort of certificates i used to get for adopting whales in the 7th grade

technicolor, but I had a limit of eight characters twitter.com/cocothegamer16…

gays will be like “no thoughts here just an empty head himbo” and be a full chemical engineer

Garlic from a jar is good and fine twitter.com/AyoCaesar/stat…

I'm actually very curious in the lore and the cool alien monsters, but not interested enough to play more than the demo that I tried a few weeks ago and found mostly repetitive and boring.

maybe I'll read a wiki in a few weeks

outriders: it's borderlands with less fun and more lore

I got mask-shamed for the first time today in a fast food restaurant in a very red part of CO. A woman looked at me and said “That mask looks so stupid.” I was shocked and didn’t know what to do and said, “So does your jacket,” because I am not extremely mature when I am shocked.

@gaymerquest Roy with the himbo vibes

@booleanfitz yeah, I can understand if she was like, a close friend how the cost of potential failure could make it not worth it, but as a casual acquaintance? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@booleanfitz flirting back is how you get to know her better

I say this as someone absolutely incapable of realizing when they are flirting OR being flirted with, of course

but what do you have to lose?

maybe... maybe rewarding myself with a pound of easter chocolate after every grocery trip for the past two months... was a dumb thing to do?

because now that my dumb ass refused to buy pleb chocolate, I went to the grocery store yet HAVE NO CHOCOLATE

the grocery store had no easter candy.

this is good for me in every way except short term happiness

I feel seen by this accurate muscle chart

Amazing! HRT Increased The Capacity Of My SSD, And Other Things I Tend To Attribute To Hormones Which My Doctor Says Are Likely Are Not Due To Hormones

I didn’t realize how many fragile Joe Rogan fans follow me on Instagram until I posted this meme I made today 💀

I can’t explain why but ACAB includes PE teachers

I just impulse purchased a jaw harp.

I'm sure this will look fabulous in my drawer next to my harmonica.

@booleanfitz hah, no one ever calls me on my voice except me, so I'm just projecting I guess

@booleanfitz yay for kindred spirits but also "I knew it from your voice" is a BIG oof

the oft present cat-owner mood of:
"what are you doing? whatever you are doing, don't."

new trans logo is a hammer and sickle with the word "Gamer" written on it in glitter

What’s visibility without protection? A trap.

if the matrix is not real, then spider man is not real, and if spider man is not real, then i am not real, and if i am not real, then who the fuck are you,

Everyone: 2020 was the most ridiculous and outrageous year of our lives

Everyone Disabled: 2020 made everything accessible FINALLY! Too bad that's not gonna last 🙃😟

i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's fucked up, man" when someone says something bigoted

proof that, despite conventional wisdom, one CAN forget how to ride a bike

on the plus side, got my first dose of the COVID vaccine! instagram.com/p/CND2jY3B3Dp/…

Reframing stalkerware as "child monitoring" or "employee monitoring" software misses the point, which is that covertly installing surveillance software that hides from the user and does as end-run around consent is in and of itself abusive behavior.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as misogyny, racism and other bigotry is in fact GNU/misogyny, racism and other bigotry - or, as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus misogyny, racism and other bigotry. twitter.com/fsf/status/137…

I’m calling this decade the 20s and if anyone gets mad because they think I’m referring to the 1920s, they’re probably old as hell and I will fight them with ease.

Welcome to trans day of only trans people talking about anti-trans laws

Debating how many forms of ID I'm going to need to bring to prove that I'm over 30, as is my lot in life due to transexuality

If you're remodeling your kitchen, put one of these in that empty space in the corner cabinet, for the next guy that remodels in another 10-15 years. Follow me for more home improvement tips!

"transhumanism is only a thing for middle-to-upper class white dudes who work in the tech industry and read SF which is why America is currently in a culture war over whether people can modify their bodies to look more like their desired gender"

If you step on a person's foot their mouth opens just like a trash can

where is their sex tape?!

If anyone thinks people should have to pass a test before they vote, they should try one of the ones used in the South before the Voting Rights Act.

Here's one from Louisiana. Have at it. twitter.com/AlbertsonB2/st…

@schuchert even the babies!!! such angry bbs

capybaras have the best resting bitch faces of any animal please prove me wrong

no really, pissy animal faces are funny, send them along twitter.com/CapybaraCountr…

Unfortunately completely commonplace shenanigans for gender affirming surgery insurance approvals. This is a humongous logistical, financial, and psychic burden on patients and surgical health professionals. twitter.com/AlexPetrovnia/…

Legalizing weed is cool but can we please make it legal the way beer is legal, like nobody's counting how many ounces of beer are in your fridge or whether you were officially licensed to sell your coworker a sixpack of homebrew or what jobs allow you to have a beer after work

my 12 pound cat just belched like a 240 pound linebacker and I couldn't be more proud

and AFAB non-binary people are not "women lite"

women's spaces that allow "women and people we think are women" - blech. twitter.com/Matdredalia/st…

can we just skip trans day of visibility this year? I feel we've all had enough

Anyone wondering about that fireball trail seen over Seattle ☄️ twitter.com/planet4589/sta…

please don’t propose to people at the Menlo Park Mall food court

I forget who said it, but it's stuck in my head -

Half the reason folks romanticize college is because it's the last time most folks lived in dense, walkable neighborhoods focused on providing community during plentiful off-hours.

Like, that could just be how we build cities.

If I tell ppl I’m nonbinary they think “you’re basically a woman” so I think I’m just gonna start telling people I’m a man and then they’ll think “I guess you’re kind of a man but like not really” and then they’ll actually be accurately articulating my gender.

@BethSkw best comment I saw about this on a r/Portland thread: "Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?"

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no matter what you think is gonna happen in this video, you’re wrong