This person needs to be arrested im going to cry
How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????
never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood
i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin
hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused
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Major news breaking from NOTUS on Trump’s trans passport ban:
It will not be retroactive.
Very glad I and others encouraged people to get their passports in the lead up to Trump’s inauguration.
Now hopefully this EO is defeated in court.
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↺TreskeetedStella
I don’t think the world is ending but I do think many people are going to need more community and support and help. Sometimes those people will be me!
StellaYesterday I decided that instead of other despairing shit I was going to take the next few years to learn how to do more stuff. Repair, clothing mending, more types of cooking and baking, first aid, woodwork, whatever. Practical and universal stuff to lean into being part of a community.
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there's like, a lot of people out there who seem to think they can fix things by patiently and obediently following the law, and i hate to be the one to tell you this but sometimes you have to do things that Evil Government doesn't like
caiti will never enforce or respect a bathroom ban because i simply do not care about legality over morality. you can put w/e you want in your evil little law book and i'm still going to tell you to fuck off, accompany ALL my women friends to the bathroom and if you try to stop us i'll kick your ass
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They don't need dog whistles anymore! They can just use air horns, now.
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↺TreskeetedMarcus Hutchins
A lot of censorship in China is not carried out by the CCP, but by private companies policing their own platforms in fear of upsetting them. Luckily the first amendment prevents private businesses from censoring speech on their platforms and none of their CEOs are beholden to the president.
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↺TreskeetedCohen is a Ghost
if someone can just identify a couple more hypocrisies and false premises in fascist thinking I think we can turn this whole thing around! I'm kinda busy today though, been staring at the sun for the last few hours and I'm pretty sure it's about to blink
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↺TreskeetedThe Nerdskull
Lots of cis allies showing that they think the right to one’s own name is contingent upon being a “good one” in their eyes today.
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↺TreskeetedDaniel Kibblesmith
Here’s an idea — if you work for the media and you’re saying it wasn’t necessarily a nazi salute, you gotta say what you think it actually was and then find one other non-nazi example of someone doing that
Jim Pickarddon’t shoot me but my contentious view is that it probably wasn’t a Nazi salute - despite obvious similarities - and we shouldn’t claim to *know* that it was one
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Meta manages to continue getting worse www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfu...
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↺TreskeetedSteph Routh (she/they)
For my #PDX people: here is an occasional reminder that I am a notary public and waive all fees as a community service. Advance directives, gender affirming paperwork, and new documents for folks whose IDs have been trashed during sweeps, etc. DMs are open. #communitycare
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I have an ominous feeling that the people currently saying “it’s not a Nazi salute” will soon be saying “it’s just a symbol from Hinduism.”
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↺TreskeetedJesse Hawken
Hey I called it
Jesse HawkenElon: “Heil Hitler”
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↺TreskeetedHank Green
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
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↺Treskeetedleon
i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
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↺TreskeetedErica Joy Astrella
@ericajoy.astrel.la a lot of folks spent a lot of time tuning their tiktok algorithms, so the filter bubble they lived in made tiktok seem like it was a liberal wonderland.
meanwhile, on a fresh account:
www.theguardian.com/technology/a...
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↺TreskeetedTechCrunch
Apple lists all apps it removed alongside TikTok in the U.S.
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↺Treskeeted🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪
The democrats are the kings of making sure that they are technically right in a way that nobody understands so they might as well just be wrong
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↺TreskeetedErin Reed
If Trump brings back TikTok, Dems are fucked.
What a stupid thing to do.
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↺TreskeetedChris Person
I like the idea that TikTok just inherited Vine’s curse to be shut down for no adequately explained reason.
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You forgot to put the FUCK YOU button next to "Learn more" and "Continue"
Tom ScoccaWhy don't you stick your dark pattern where the sun don't shine, you fuckheads
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@tekniklr.bsky.social Ah, they should have said "quantum-proof"; it sounds much less silly
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Look at this very weird executive order that came out on the peripenultimate business day of the Biden administration! "post-quantum" cryptography! www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
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↺Treskeetede.w. niedermeyer
this is what long-time Elon watchers call "The Realization": when Elon stumbles into your area of expertise, and you realize everyone just gives the guy the benefit of the doubt because he talks about complicated things people don't pay attention to
MicahI’ve been thinking about how monumentally stupid the Elon video game cheating thing is and I think it comes back to this post
there aren’t a ton of people who work in cars, or rockets, or even software
but everyone - everyone! - understands cheating at video games
totally unnecessary self-own
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my bike was stolen last January. i contacted the police and told them that i had video evidence of the thief and a gps tag that said where it was. they shrugged it off and i just went and took the bike back myself with the help of a friend
mtswa very funny eye opening experience many people have had about how the cops actually operate is this "hey i have a tracking beacon on this stolen item that shows exactly where it is can you arrest the guy who stole it?" and the cops go like "lol no that sounds like a lot of work"
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↺TreskeetedLady Emily ☄️
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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↺TreskeetedBonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧
"Fix your hearts or die" IS absolultely fire but also huge shoutout to David Lynch for writing a trans character into the OG run of Twin Peaks in fucking 1990 who was cool, and confident, and who was treated with the utmost respect and dignity by her former colleague the instant he meets her
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"Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly" might, for real, be my favorite euphemism.
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@tekniklr.bsky.social Anyway, I guess I still don't really see the point. I'm either too dumb (errors too basic) or too smart (commenting-out skillz too 1337) to use ChatGPT for debugging help, I guess.
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@tekniklr.bsky.social The language model pretended to appreciate my correction, anyway, which is nice.
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@tekniklr.bsky.social (The problem was actually that I had used `++` to increment a variable, which works in many languages but not ruby, where I needed to use `+=1`. The `++` opened an invisible block.)
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Since I am always fashionably late, I just used ChatGPT for the very first time, to try and find a missing `end` statement in a block of ruby code.
And ChatGPT gave me the complete wrong answer, because my problem wasn't actually a missing `end`
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this confirms something i have long suspected, which is that certain people are told that their professional and academic failures are because of “affirmative action” or “DEI” as a way to avoid difficult conversations about their mediocrity www.wsj.com/lifestyle/ca...
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A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack
Billy 🥥🌴A single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack
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↺TreskeetedAnarchist Marshmallow
I know so many people who are looking for VPNs and just trying to find ways to stay a bit safer and more private with the incoming fascist wave. You can't really trust @proton.me in that case if the CEO is a fascist bootlicker, can you?
mavHow in the hell is @proton.me being led by a straight up maga chud not the biggest news right now.
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