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I’m a nonbinary man. lots of us nonbinary people feel close to the male gender & get absolutely dysphoric by your “women & enbies” crap. stop erasing us by grouping us with women. twitter.com/ckayfabe/statu…

every day is a chance to stand for trans rights
every day is a chance to stand for bi rights
every day is a chance to stand for gay rights
every day is a chance to stand for lesbian rights
every day is a chance to stand for ace rights
so excited there are more days ahead buckaroo

I brought it to the donation place like a good comrade 👍

@BrianEnigma i’ve read enough manga to assume yes

@Solgaard_co hey, do y’all ever plan on making the InterLock available again?

@stuffedskullcat I use this for my seat, rear wheel, and frame; and then a heftier lock for the front wheel and frame. that and the locking skewers make my bike more trouble than it’s worth, probably
kickstarter.com/projects/solga…

@stuffedskullcat I had to replace my quick release skewers with locking skewers because when my commuter’s frame and wheels were locked someone stole the skewers

@stuffedskullcat on the other hand, I only have one butt and don’t really want to have more bikes than butts. (so the old mountain bike needs to go, either way)

@stuffedskullcat thinking about it!

I like my commuter bike a lot but would also like it more if it wasn’t step through and if it had disk brakes.

also i’d like to go touring/bikepacking.

@stuffedskullcat was planning on biking it over here b4hpdx.org/donate but the problem is mostly me being both impatient and lazy

if I put a “free” sign on it it’s not encouraging bike theft, right?

not sure why I feel more conflicted about this than I did about putting free furniture out on the sidewalk but I do!

want to donate my old mountain bike but i’m feeling lazy about riding it down to the donation place and walking home so i’m considering just leaving it out unlocked on the sidewalk 😂

A funny thing about suit jackets is that my constant, low levels of muscle growth per year mean that no suit jacket will last for longer than a year or two tops before it needs to be resized

pet peeve:

people posting before/after pictures but putting the after on the left/first

In retrospect, it seems impossible to overstate the cultural damage done by SOUTH PARK, the show that portrayed earnestness as the only sin and taught that mockery is the ultimate inoculation against all criticism

Your pronoun Valentine, upgraded:

The seventh annual international Gender Census 2020 is now open until 12th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercensus…

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

it's kinda neat how in mythology garlic and silver kill monsters, but how in science they kill microbes

how our myths were ways to remember life lessons, and how we all remember the myths but don't need the lessons anymore

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1059497…

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…

Name a Michael Bloomberg policy.

(Other than stop and frisk.)

I bought a new bath towel and had it for like fifteen minutes before my cat clawed the shit out of it 😤

@wshandtwitch

Ok but my man’s workout plan is WORKING, you know twitter.com/shopping_targe…

started listening to Low Roar again and feeling nostalgic about Death Stranding...
youtube.com/watch?v=tUqzJE…

“Puberty blockers” (actually hormone blockers) are indeed linked to “thousands of cancer deaths”. That’s because they’re used to buy prostate cancer patients a few more years.

The blockers delay death from terminal cancers. They die on them having lived longer BECAUSE of them.

Finally, yes. Antifa is simply short for antifascism.

For one to declare their opposition to antifascism in some or all of its forms is simply a roundabout way of self-describing as a fascist.

Just gonna break it down barney style for everyone

Antifascism is good
Fascism is bad

Antifascists are not fascists because they hold no governmental or state authority nor do they seek to

Principles of antifascism are INCLUSIVE, not a single organization or ideology

every other okcupid rando would “compliment” me on the Ramona Flowers/Girl With the Dragon Tattoo thing I was “going for” twitter.com/breakfastclair…

@MichaelSLaufer @BethSkw i’m game

@MichaelSLaufer @BethSkw I keep trying to like whiskey but i’m not there yet

@BethSkw I try, and it feels good to be seen by the algorithm

A second great reason to not eat uranium twitter.com/PavelASamsonov…

that’s more fuckin like it twitter.com/chappelltracke…

Interesting cultural difference.

British and American academics:
Let's have this workshop in the weekend, because during the week we have other work to do.

European Academics:
Let's have this workshop during the week, because during the weekend we have better things to do.

When I have hard days it makes it nearly impossible to acknowledge the progress I’ve made.

It feels like I am broken and always will be, and despite saying I’m trying and the work I’m doing, I am just as faulty as I ever was.

That’s not true for me, and it isn’t for you.

@BethSkw 2/2

@BethSkw my instagram ads, meanwhile, have me pegged as the bro I am 1/2

a benzo addiction on an all-beef diet all but guarantees that jordan peterson is literally and without metaphor, absolutely packed full of shit

Very disappointed that I came upon @PortlandPolice in full riot gear to the @PopMobPDX #pizza4antifa #UmbrellaBloc dance & pizza party.

This is a waste of public resources that escalates otherwise peaceful gatherings. It would be nice if our leaders understood these dynamics.

the end in game of thrones being literal death marching to claim you

the end in real life also being that, but via climate change instead of zombies

and the point was that in the grand scheme of things petty squabbles amongst the living mean nothing and will be forgotten in time

and, as in real life, bad things happen all the fucking time and there doesn’t need to be a point because they are unimportant in the end

I know all y’all complaining about everything in game of thrones happening for no reason are mostly joking but...

the reason was defeating the night king in the millennia old war between the living and the dead

the important players got where they needed to be

Do I think Jordan Peterson deserves a pass on his bigotry because he's suffering? No.

But do I think he deserves dignity despite his situation being a product of views that he profits from? No.

But do I think he deserves sympathy despite him not extending it to others? Also no.

ICMP stands for Insane Clown Message Protocol

my girlfriend got a package in the mail today

and she said

"hey can you come down with me to get it, it weighs a lot"

so i walked down

two fucking flights of stairs

and do you want to know what the fucking package was?

IT WAS A SCALE

I wrote a very personal essay about why I think we need Medicare for All. It has stuff about hating Bernie Bros and also liking Bernie Bros, something for everyone.
elle.com/life-love/a305…

This is the moment a beluga whale returns a women’s iPhone after she drops it into the water by accident in Hammerfest harbour, Norway.

Life is so fragile. You think someone is doing ok, and then the next moment they’re getting really into rock climbing

SAURON: I shall create three rings for the elves, seven for the dwarf lords and nine for mortal men

HOBBITS: wow ok none for us cool

SAURON: and thus I shall have dominion over all the civilised races of middle earth

HOBBITS: WOW

new favorite german word: hosenscheißer (shit pants)

(from: reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshol… )

This is legitimately like the biggest problem in clinical psychology: all the therapy in the world can only do so much when the root of the misery is poverty twitter.com/Lengua_Armada/…

Does anyone doubt, watching the impeachment play out, that every house and senate republican would back Trump without hesitation if he loses the election and makes up some reason not to leave office?

Then what? It’s in 9 months. We should probably stop avoiding it.

I have seen things you people wouldn't believe. HTML tags nested 14 layers deep off the shoulder of a signature. I watched DOM beams glitter in the dark near the font of Verdana. All these containers will be lost in time, like tears from the CPU. Time to cry.

jonathan van ness: sooooo HONEY youuuu are actually the first ever LGBTQ president to successfully carry out a drone strike?? is that true??

president buttigieg: haha yes, yeah.

[so much applause from the studio audience that it’s deafening]

jvn: that’s fierce bitch

Meteorology, named like astrology, implies the existence of meteoronomy, the study of weather by scientists rather than sorcerers, for purposes other than divination

@ChuckTingle dang ghost because if things work out super long term then even my own death needn’t tear us apart

Sure you can support Donald Trump but as a natural and appropriate consequence you’re going to be understood as somebody who supports that kind of thing.

Bernie's texting tutorial includes special instructions on what to do if you've unwittingly deadnamed a trans voter. That means a lot to me

the very specific trans masc experience of having to unlearn the conditioning of quieting your emotions to appease others, and instead standing up for yourself, only to transition and be told you have “toxic masculinity” any time you give any indication you have a backbone

bathroom decor updated instagram.com/p/B8QKv8MhKWJ/…

Starting email with "I hope this email finds you well":
-Boring
-When has an email found someone well?

Starting email with "I hope this email finds you":
-Ominous
-It found you
-Accurately represents the horror of all communication
-If this email found you, others could too 😱

whats this i keep hearing about "afab" and "amab"?? firefighters and mailmen are NOT all bastard, they provide a needed public service, unlike cops,

@maggiekarp well, thanks for the good intentions 😂

@maggiekarp why did you retweet this!

the only bad thing about having self destructing tweets is having to repost my keybase proof periodically

Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. HrhKu_8qaj16RKp8oFn8ZxMmPVymFD3Q-3ny / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

joe rogan is gwyneth paltrow for men?

The last four fictional characters in your camera roll are your undead apocalypse squad. twitter.com/dawnborealis/s…

Hey guys, was let go from my job today 😟. If anyone has any leads, please let me know. I’ve attached my resume. References upon request!

To the person who figured out my honeypot is a honeypot could you please stop putting the picture of Pooh bear with a jar of honey on it?

Its like this person's life mission, I've blocked him on:
- Client
- IPs (now on Tor ffs)
- The image (he just edits 1 pixel every time...)