Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)
Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)
If youโre not old Iโm happy to let you know thereโs a term for this phenomenon on the internet that has existed roughly since 1993-1994 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival!
My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:
Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming โA fell wind blowsโ as he enters the bar
Did this conversation happen via Ouija board?
Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"
at long last, we have created the Frankenstein's monster from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Frankenstein's Monster
www.quantamagazine.org/for-the-firs...
We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like โhe was trying to kill meโ and his owner said โwell, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a faceโ and it Moved Me
I did not expect an Edgerunners sequel www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV74...
I guess I have to re-up my netflix. Also, being that CDPR is doing a Witcher 3 expansion after all this time, I bet they'll add some Cyberpunk 2077 content for this.
However, I do own a lot of legacy media (DVD/Blu-ray) and use my PlayStation to watch this media, so I naรฏvely am hoping that future consoles will still have physical drives available as an option (and will still support my legacy PS4 games which are on disc)
I understand that I'm relinquishing ownership here, but I am totally fine with PlayStation no longer selling physical game discs
blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/p...
Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled โPalantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billionโ hit their front page.
Theyโre guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.
Nevermind, he's said it to two other people since. When I looked up after the second one he said, "I wasn't talking to you, sir" and his wife told him to stop talking ๐
An old guy just told me that I was beautiful and that I've got shape?
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...
Turns out, my MX records originally set up decades ago suddenly stopped being valid????
Anyway, after setting NEW MX records, I am again getting email, but am now worried about what I missed and what lists I'm now removed from ๐ญ
Woke up this morning to absolutely no email, which seemed peaceful until I realized that meant I had to troubleshoot my email
Another friend tracked down details on this:
www.tumblr.com/messengerofm...
A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them
They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?
Anyway, creepy feature either way.
Be careful and sanitize your URLs when sharing, friends!
A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them
They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?
This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.
I heard these described on a podcast as "crushing ears" and I was still not prepared for how uncomfortable and goofy this shit looks
Like maybe it you put a Groucho nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them it would distract from the rest or at least make it look like intentional goofiness
New look at Snapchatโs Specs AR glasses
โข Costs $2195
โข $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement
Hereโs the thing. As a company, divorced from the game companies it owns, I do straight up hate Microsoft.
This isn't even a bit, heiberggarbage.com
One of the garbage collection companies near me used to have the slogan,
"SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR GARBAGE BACK"
I just noticed they updated it to,
"SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR DOUBLE YOUR GARBAGE BACK"
every time I see a new Alton Brown video he looks more like Mark Hamill from the Last Jedi and it's really working for him
The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures
Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.
kinda rules that this website sucks and is bad
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
Centaur Putin
1) is the sickest shit I've seen all day
2) reminds me somehow of Companions of Xanth, which didn't have art nearly this good
You can also play the games online at epicfurious.com, according to Secret Handshake.
From the group: "Just to save you time, the only way you can lose is by trying to hold Melania's hand. But its the Middle East, so you can't win either."/
NEW: Secret Handshake installed working arcade games called Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell at the DC War Memorial.
The game features "furious tweet battles against Iranian schoolgirls, low-flow shower heads, and other threats to American freedom like DEI and The Pope..."
they send you for instagram for the video and want you to have the app and login and shit. not happening.
here it is.
A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."
Dickhead apparently said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine," but was unaware that the fine would be collected with a series of punches to his skull. Some things money can't buy.
I've heard we have nutria, but I've never seen one myodfw.com/wildlife-vie...
Everything is a conspiracy if youโre really fucking stupid
People shocked Moderna explored a mRNA #hantavirus vaccine donโt understand infectious disease preparedness.
Hantaan & Seoul viruses are endemic in South Korea & cause Hemorrhagic Fever with Renal Syndrome. Vaccines for priority pathogens are developed long before the public hears about them.
Genuinely frustrated I didn't think about this sooner, but let me send it along in case that's anyone else too
This is a vendor-driven cybersecurity incident affecting multiple institutions globally.
At this time, please do not attempt to access Canvas until further notice. If you are currently in the system, do not click any links and close your browser immediately.
Video Clip: Mike Johnson 'Ad' For Democratic Socialists of America | 0:50
- Abolish the Electoral College
- Replace the two party system with a multi-party democracy
- Implement proportional representation and ranked choice voting
- Establish public ownership of the largest corporations
- End all military and economic aid to Israel
MAGA Mike's fear mongering not quite getting the reception he expects...
h/t @freediverx (https://mastodon.social/@freediverx/116845532884887130)
I understand that I'm relinquishing ownership here, but I am totally fine with PlayStation no longer selling physical game discs
https://blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles/
However, I do own a lot of legacy media (DVD/Blu-ray) and use my PlayStation to watch this media, so I naรฏvely am hoping that future consoles will still have physical drives available as an option (and will still support my legacy PS4 games which are on disc)
Woke up this morning to absolutely no email, which seemed peaceful until I realized that meant I had to troubleshoot my email
Turns out, my MX records originally set up decades ago suddenly stopped being valid????
Anyway, after setting NEW MX records, I am again getting email, but am now worried about what I missed and what lists I'm now removed from ๐ญ
@cy this isn't about sharing videos that you've uploaded, it's about sharing a link to a video you found
RE: https://pdx.social/@tekniklr/116795130066719333
Another friend tracked down details on this:
https://www.tumblr.com/messengerofmechs/819136972410978304/expanding-ways-to-share-on-youtube
A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them
They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?
Anyway, creepy feature either way.
Be careful and sanitize your URLs when sharing, friends!
A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them
They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?
Anyway, creepy feature either way.
Be careful and sanitize your URLs when sharing, friends!
Quote from Grindfest:
A: "I asked Claude to draw a unicorn and it gave me a rhinoceros"
B: "It's a tactical unicorn"
This is right up there with when I forgot the name of the movie "Requiem for a Dream" and searched "movie with Jennifer Connolly ass to ass" and it gave me the correct IMDB page
New plan: Be a completely selfish sociopath and when people call me out, respond like an LLM.
"You're absolutely right, I did slap your baby and steal groceries out of your cart. I should not have done that. I have apologized to the baby and put the items back." (I keep the groceries and slap the baby again.)