Before I had a smartphone

"Nobody wants to work anymore" has big time "Girls don't want to date nice guys" energy

@ckwright if you are interested I can DM you details!

the bathrooms in my gym are gender neutral but are labelled "theydies" and "themtlethems" and I love it so much

why the hell would anyone watch SNL to see bad and unfunny sketch comedy when you can simply type "The Kids in the Hall" into youtube and watch good, pristine and timeless sketch comedy

The Portland Riot would be a cool team name, don't act like you wouldn't buy that shirt.

Who makes healthcare decisions in your country?

In the US a patient sits down with their doctor. They work hard and, even if it’s a difficult choice, together they decide on the best course of action.

Then, two weeks later, an insurance company is like, “actually, naaah.”

they shouldn't have revealed what Ethan looks like in resident evil because the games have become less "what if you were stuck in the midst of a wild supernatural scenario" and more "what if you gave griffin mcelroy a loaded firearm"

me and my friends trying to figure out how to dress for things again and we're all getting it wrong but in different ways but it's ok and we're doing our best

@_jbfitz I have never realized this, but now that you've pointed it out it makes me feel better, too.

thank you!

Woman in my cottagecore group posted she found this at her local thrift shop and basically she's about to be murdered by a haunted dress and painting.

Inclusive language around pregnancy is intended to create space for trans mascs to access care and yet still becomes weaponized to hurt trans women. Everything is pretty terrible.

good to know i’m achieving maleness by acquiring toxic masculinity via a refusal to ask for help when needed, i guess

today’s post-vaccine trans-panic brought to you by “I asked a tall stranger at the gym to hook up a thing I couldn’t reach”

this is a thing that would be totally normal when I was typically perceived as a girl, but now that i’m maybe not (¯\_(ツ)_/¯) the anxiety has hit

nonbinary people are allowed to use gendered terms for themselves. if a nonbinary person is fine with being called “boy” or “boyfriend” they’re still nonbinary. a nonbinary person’s pronouns can be she/her and she’s still be nonbinary. stop trying to make us into a trinary

Huge heads up on PayPal Twitter Tip Jar. If you send a person a tip using PayPal, when the receiver opens up the receipt from the tip you sent, they get your *address*. Just tested to confirm by tipping @yashar on Twitter w/ PayPal and he did in fact get my address I tipped him. twitter.com/TwitterSupport…

I created this helpful diagram of the Agile process.

A little known fact is that cats can cast Prismatic Spray

PDX: the convention center is waiting to give you your *FREE* Pfizer vaccine. Tons of availability. Everyone 16 and up! Reduces stress and helps humanity. covid19scheduling.lhs.org/occ

I bought some whiskey today to celebrate finally being fully vaccinated and taking care of some neglected self-maintenance, and oh my, whiskey is very calorie efficient and doesn't wreck my macros too badly. thanks, whiskey!

(everyone else already knew this, shut up)

guy that says "it's what it's" because they think it saves time

@ckwright @jordanhirsch y'know those cis people- always trying to get free ball/boob removal surgery. quintessential cis grift.

Signal tried to use Instagram ads to display the data Facebook collects about you and sells access to.

Facebook wasn't into the idea, and shut down our account instead: signal.org/blog/the-insta…

for any non-binary person with spoons today - how would you like awards to adjust male/female categories for better inclusion, if at all? (ex: best actor and best actress)

I'm fully vaccinated as of yesterday so today I left the house on my bike and almost immediately got shit on by a bird

outside is overrated

waiting to see who says "Cthulhu!" first like I also didn't think of that.

the fact that whales have eyes on the sides of their heads implies they are a prey animal, and that there is some terrifying giant super predator in the ocean.

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob. You're welcome.

@techgirl1908 10

I think Sisyphus would be much happier if they had a big number at the top of the mountain that incremented with each successful rock push, and also if they let him spend those points on fun stickers for the rock

How to Refactor Your Code So Many Times That You Don't Know Where You Are Anymore

Apple reports two iOS zerodays that both allow attackers to remotely execute malicious code on fully-patched devices. Update to iOS 14.5.1. support.apple.com/en-us/HT212336

the blockchain is just a human centipede for math

also, I never really messed with companions in previous playthroughs as they cramped my sneaky style, but this time since I was playing a melee character I decided to do all their sidequests

and Arcade really just fucks off forever when you do his quest, huh?

I've played New Vegas before and I swear the first time I've EVER heard of Vault 19 was last night when I saw the relevant Powder Gangers slide in the ending

guess there's a few more locations to find, and that I should probably finally take that Explorer perk

Something that frequently gets left out of discussions around affirmation that you don't need dysphoria to be trans is that a lot of people are not gonna recognize their dysphoria AS dysphoria until *after* they begin to Do Stuff About It.

don’t talk to me rn i’m thinking about the cats from katamari

i wish i were more of a programmer because there seem to be a lot of “remake this useful thing but remove the assholes in charge” lately

LOCALIZE MOTHER 3!

One cool thing about me is that when I think about myself as a lady or remember presenting in a more femme way I get grossed out, and when people think of me as a "man" I also get grossed out, and my society is constructed in such a manner as to make sure I am always grossed out

environmental storytelling

My cousin came home to find a pigeon built a nest* & LAID AN EGG on her bed.

Luckily, as of last week, I'm a pigeon "expert".

*Pigeons are notoriously terrible nest builders so this one stick constitutes her attempt at a nest.

it's hilarious to me that thousands of people are recreating the CGI dance from Colin's Bear Animation on TikTok, albeit stripped of all its original context and recycled through the meme ecosystem, but still completely recognizable twitter.com/waxy/status/13…

this morning my body spit out a stitch from my top surgery scars, nearly three years to the day (next week) after my top surgery

my, the body surely is an amazing (and disgusting) thing

April 2020: working from home sucks
April 2021: if we have to go back to the office full-time I will quit

honestly jealous that I don't just know parkour without risking breaking all my bones to learn it.

oh, nothing much. just sitting on my couch using the computer while my cat wall jumps between me and the back of the couch.

of all the times to NOT be on a Zoom call.

Cryptocurrency is literally like an eight-year-old's concept of an evil businessman. He just plugs his pollution machine in and gets money for it. It doesn't make anything, it just. Pollutes. And makes money. Like a fucking Captain Planet villain

Commenting “love is love” and “that’s so inspiring!” on straight people’s engagement posts

Trans teenagers should be told before they transition that it's much better to find someone who loves you for who you truly are than suffer for the rest of your life pretending to be something you're not for someone who doesn't love the real you.

I wish somebody told me that.

I'm replaying New Vegas and took the "Confirmed Bachelor" perk and really appreciate how incredibly thirsty everyone in the wasteland is

Nothing prepared me for this ending
reddit.com/r/todayilearne…

When the mayor of Portland says “For those who are engaged in criminal destruction and violence, let’s make it hurt them a little bit,” do you think he’s referring to Portland police officers who routinely assault civilians and recently killed a homeless person? 🙃 twitter.com/genialanarchis…

Alien. I couldn’t sleep so got out of bed and my parents were watching it, and they let me stay because “well, there’s no sex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ “ twitter.com/Shorror_/statu…

@_birdmachine EVERYTHING based on an existing property created by someone else is fanfiction, until it’s not. so, all the Star Wars extended universe stuff, all current comic books about characters created decades ago, video game sequels after the writers left, everything.

DEMILITARIZE 👏 GENDER 👏 REVEALS 👏

NEO-TOKYO IS ABOUT TO REVEAL A
G•E•N•D•E•R

i think maybe americans would be more inclined toward finding physical activity enjoyable if every gym teacher in every public school here wasn't a guy with a punisher sticker on his jeep

Do you have lots of dysphoria but aren’t planning on any medical transition? I’d recommend at least trying HRT. Worst case you don’t like it and stop, best case it’s like a lightbulb going off and your life finally makes sense and feels worth living.

seeing snoop stream on twitch in emote only chat as he rolls and smokes a joint is strangely wholesome? twitch.tv/doggydogg20

it is hard to express the unique introvert vibes of having a deep and sincere desire to hang out with my friends and have some fun, but also my sheer glee whenever social plans of any kind are cancelled

@ckwright big eyebrows are in now!

and you can always make eyebrows smaller- just ask mine, which didn’t survive the 90s.

@ckwright alternatively, being trans is going, “oh, yeah, cis men have hips, too” and getting weird euphoria about it

the thing I most appreciate about Shadow of the Colossus is how it makes the horse controls in every game that has come after it seem so much better

@drunkenGeeBee no, no - it was full price. just someone in chat told the streamer that walmart had them back in stock, and I opened a new tab and bought one. by the time the streamer got there, they were sold out again.