@PortlandPolice Are we the baddies?

Y'all ever seen a deep-sea telescopefish?

Japan’s theme parks have banned screaming on roller coasters because it spreads coronavirus. “Please scream inside your heart.” wsj.com/articles/reope…

The English language is so crazy! I’m working on a list of words with silent K’s:

• One Silent K — “Knot”
• Two Silent K’s — “Knuckle
• Three Silent K’s — “Republican-Led Senate”
• Four Silent K’s — “Knickknack”

but i’m a creep...... i’m a himbo.....

my boyfriend trying to be supportive

conservatives b like “we need smaller government” and then want to give police a 7 billion dollar budget for tanks

almost panicked but then realized 3 months ago I received $1,200

There are 34,313 new cases of Covid and 784 more deaths in the United States TODAY alone.

Businesses are being encouraged to reopen so that the government doesn’t have to pay unemployment or PPP (small business payroll support). That’s it. That’s the whole thing.

if a cis person ever says “can I ask you something personal” just say no

can we all collectively agree to piss off the republicans and make “all countries matter” trend on july 4th

Thread on removing your information from online databases, which is useful in many contexts. twitter.com/PopMobPDX/stat…

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

This is like a whole movie in 7 seconds and I swear I've watched it a 100 times and still love the main characters - who are clearly star crossed lovers... twitter.com/sohbunshu/stat…

@snooterboops @rectus_sa birthday mode for all games where you explode into confetti and balloons

my opinion of gore in video games is that devs shouldn't be forced to watch gore vids to get it looking "right" bc gore in games should be like hl1 where ppl just explode into chunks and like 3 skulls

y'all be like "i would never bully somebody for being autistic!!" & then bully people for being picky eaters & not getting jokes & not understanding sarcasm & being socially awkward & not liking to be touched & fidgeting a lot & having "cringey" interests & having meltdowns &

was anyone else a kid who always followed the rules & would get really mad when other kids broke them & couldnt understand why you had to follow them & they didnt & now ur an adult in a pandemic feeling like the only one who's following rules & it's bringing up Some Shit for you?

The fear that predatory cis men will transition in order to get access to women-only spaces is equivalent to fearing that a bank robber will spend 4 years getting their accounting/business/finance degree just to get that sweet bank access.

NEW: Beginning 6/24, Gov. Kate Brown is requiring masks in indoor public spaces in these counties: Multnomah, Washington, Clackamas, Hood River, Marion, Polk, and Lincoln. #orpol . Multnomah County to move to Phase 1 on Friday.

coming out as nonbinary when your gender presentation is still the same

People with IBS are braver than the NYPD

if you abolish the police then what about crimes. who will commit crimes then

fwiw, literally no one i know is growing more conservative as we get older

what a weird day, where trans people are protected as workers but not as living bodies

I have come to the conclusion that hearing the terms "first wave" and "second wave" has caused some people to believe that they got a summer vacation in between the waves and that's what's happening now. Wear a fucking mask.

I don’t understand how COVID is worse than ever after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened

Voting by mail should be implemented nationwide.

Pass it on. twitter.com/WhipClyburn/st…

institutional transphobia is not a self-esteem problem

if my doctor can legally deny me healthcare because I’m trans

the problem isn’t that I don’t love & believe in myself enough

the problem is that I can’t get healthcare

stop reassuring me

help us get healthcare

White supremacist: we want to murder you

POC: no

Liberal: alright let's take a vote then

It's only brave to transition because cis people made transitioning incredibly dangerous. Rather than applaud our ability to endure the dangers of transitioning, maybe you should apologize for gleefully making our lives a minefield of injustice.

If you don't quite understand what horror the Trump administration inflicted today on transgender and non-binary people seeking medical care and why we're scared, let me tell you a quick story.

[TW: transphobia, trans death]

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“Trans men can speak for ourselves, and we’re telling you: We are men. We are not women. We don’t need people who hate and demean us to tell us what’s good for us because they think we’re women and women can’t think for themselves.”

slate.com/human-interest…

the answer to the virus was to radically reject capitalism and embrace a human-focused new understanding of society and we decided to Literally Die Instead

Nothing has changed in terms of the pandemic. If we shouldn't have been open in mid-March then we shouldn't be opening anything now, literally nothing has changed except that the government doesn't want to send you any more checks and so is just giving up

I am putting all county applications for further reopening on pause for seven days. Think of it as a statewide “yellow light.” Multnomah County will not enter Phase 1 yet and Hood River, Marion, and Polk will not enter Phase 2 yet.

Right time for some thoughts on Charm Person, my least favourite D&D spell.

CN for abuse, gaslighting, mental illness, and all that stuff. It's gonna get bleak, and it's gonna get personal.

There’s a difference between something making you uncomfortable and something making you unsafe

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.

The idea that trans men transition bc its somehow easier than living as a woman is bat-fucking-shit bonkers.

It's not easy to be a woman in a sexist world. But starting by being seen as a woman and trying to convince people to respect you as a man is a ridiculous uphill fight.

JK R*wling shaking with fury in her mansion that a trans woman hasn’t been bullied by a doctor while every younger person whose career she facilitated is horrified by her words is an example of where gender critical feminism is going

chapter 1: the boy who menstruated

Racists don't have to be statues for you to throw them in a river

dang thats a lot of words for ‘i think other peoples bodies are my business’ twitter.com/jk_rowling/sta…

Wheeler has abdicated his responsibility as leader of our city. His cops are beating and teargassing peaceful protestors. He is refusing meaningful reform. Please vote this incredible woman into office, and let's make him another one term mayor. sarah2020.com/en/policies/ge… twitter.com/Jonathan_Maus/…

In Los Angeles, we don't say "goodbye," we say "I yield my time, fuck you" and I think that's beautiful

THE COVID CASES ARE SPIKING BECAUSE OF THE CLOWNS REOPENING FOR MEMORIAL DAY NOT THE PROTESTS IT IS TOO SOON FOR THE PROTESTS TO EVEN COUNT IN THE DATA YOU ABSOLUTE SHITNOZZLES

solidarity to trans men who regularly get left out of conversations about transphobia

Pride wasn't cancelled. Pride is the riots.

i was today years old when i found out “thou shall not use the lord’s name in vain” is meant for people who use religion to justify malicious deeds and not just swearing “oh my god” like I learned when I was a kid

Broke: People are only protesting this much because they're out of work due to the lockdown and have too much time on their hands

Woke: Under "normal" conditions people are too chained to their jobs to be able to exercise their right to protest this effectively

CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to remind you all that FTP is inherently insecure, and therefore urge you all to upgrade to SERIOUSLY FUCK THE POLICE.

One reason people insist that you use the proper channels to change things is because they have control of the proper channels and they’re confident it won’t work

say it with me: fast food workers deserve more respect than cops

my friend made this petition to call out @Starbucks for not allowing employees to wear @Blklivesmatter pins while simultaneously profiting off of pride (a riot started by black trans women) merchandise. sign it.

chng.it/r4FVsjbx

yall be like racism is systematic and then ask the same system to fix racism

what if we simply made all the illegal things cops do MORE illegal......much to consider

@akh13 I erase mine because it’s fun reposting my keybase proof every 90 days

I'm not saying voting doesn't work but we got more done in one week of yelling directly into their faces

anyway you see how eagerly the cops lie about stuff that was on camera, witnessed by thousands? remember that next time youre on a jury

Hollywood is gonna try to make a movie about a very conflicted cop being very sad during all this

Be the cyberpunk you want to see in the dystopia. twitter.com/MichaelSLaufer…

I am sorry about your Harry Potter tattoo but you should’ve been embarrassed about it a lot sooner

All week conservatives have been RTing protest images like “I guess social distancing is done” look if I do end up getting covid it’ll be from changing legislation and getting these cops charged. Not cause I wanted to drink at Dave & Busters

the left: all cops are bastards!

the right: just a few bad apples!

obama (soothing compromise voice): all cops are apples

The only “correct” way to protest is to have done it in the past. People who love Rosa Parks today would have hated her in her time. In the future those same people will demand that protesters be more like the ones from 2020. Keep going.

So the mask is just off now.

hard times for libertarians right now, forced to choose between their allegiance to opposing state violence or their allegiance to being extremely racist