had a dream I started playing persona 5

I'm sure this will end well

Watching Mark Zuckerberg try to casually sidle into politics is like watching a very drunk person try to shoplift an air conditioner twitter.com/yashar/status/…

The mobile web in 2017

sucks to be you if you have to poo twitter.com/mashable/statu…

greysexual in the very specific way in that I'm mostly attracted to jughead

jugheadsexual instagram.com/p/BVwaB1FDFBV/

@ninjahq also, I get the impression it’s less a camera as you’d think of one and more an IR transmitter/receiver to map room shape

@ninjahq it’s probably connected to wifi to operate it remotely with the app, but I doubt camera data is transmitted- that’s a huge bandwidth load

@ninjahq I meant more that they are calling out their main competitor, iRobot.

the fact that this is called an eye robot is fucking shots fired, huh? twitter.com/OhMDee/status/…

In the future, it's advantageous to be born with as many disabilities as possible, so that insurance covers your cyborg upgrades

I hope that Friday the 13th game becomes less popular soon so twitch streamers can go back to streaming interesting things

How come the people who scoff at global warming when it’s a cold day never say ‘Fair enough’ when it’s a hot one?

@godtributes weak

and, oops, guess I'm late for the transhumanist meetup I guess I'm supposed to be organizing right now

time to go for a bike ride I guess

it's like 100°F in Portland and I've been running around outside doing errands for hours what's up

@evacide it's a little intimidating and scary but it should be so it is taken seriously.

I'm dying

started playing hexcells and the hardest thing about it is that the mouse buttons are mapped backwards from mine sweeper

@jhelwig I’ve seen images of it around, but I think it’s better for other people than it is for me. Thanks, though!

Your periodic reminder that an absence of women thinking through the security implications of your product is a form of technical debt twitter.com/karenmcgrane/s…

Casual racists become the juries that set murdering racists free. Don't abide casual racists. Challenge them. Ruin Thanksgiving Do something

32) “if you have a bit of stress then you can use this, but if you have a lot of stress use this one”

@parrots that might work on one cat... I've been using a pill popper.

you underestimate my power

Let them die. Next. twitter.com/rawstory/statu…

Big NIST milestone: passwords should accommodate 64+ chars, not force special/symbols, not force arbitrary changes, forms should allow paste twitter.com/jimfenton/stat…

DHS is starting to scan Americans’ faces before they get on international flights: slate.com/blogs/future_t… via @FutureTenseNow

guess people are gonna have to start signing up for these services using tor and alt names/emails and prepaid credit cards bought with cash twitter.com/conarck/status…

this is my life now.

pilling cats.

oh, good:

both my old cats have hyperthyroidism

the person who set up a raspberry pi to tweet comcast every time their speed was bad is still my hero arstechnica.com/business/2016/…

anyone else in SE portland just hear something that sounded like the death rattle of a cybernetic elephant?

😱👻

@adamjogrady also, ditto!

@adamjogrady danke

@legobutts lucky. my cats want nothing to do with the centipedes in my house.

@godtributes 🤔

@tekniklr That’s a NaN halfhawks

would this be two halves or zero halves

how do halfhawks work

someone complimented me on my halfhawk and bc I didn’t know exactly what that was I looked it up and it turns out they didn’t know either

This is so wrong of Facebook to do to people I don't even know where to start. twitter.com/GossiTheDog/st…

my ears have been at the same size (1/2") for like four years and I forgot how much a tiny stretch (to 9/16") HURTS

Just in case you think "I get insurance through my job so this won't affect me" twitter.com/topherspiro/st…

@chapmanchapman My favorite old standby.

New favorite bathroom sign

@skullmandible I don't know why the kingdom hearts theme in the background made me guffaw, but thank you

Disruption 101:
1) Find an industry where people make a living wage
2) Put a stop to that

@legobutts because the show is very good at what it does

@smb you’ve been successfully trolled by the website

is it possible that english speaking people living in the U.S. who are old enough to purchase alcohol have never even HEARD OF 1984?

it’s right there in the footer

@DrunkenGeeBee that’s one of the questions in the FAQ. I believe they successfully trolled you.

it “looks terrible” bc it ”looks like a thinly veiled white supremacist bar”

maybe I’m missing something.

maybe I need different meetups.

How are we this far into 2017 and I just learned the word kakistocracy.

@2Cyborgs oh no, confusing gender and sexuality :(

also none of these things are choices, no one chooses their gender

@emilysuvada see, you're my kind of people.

someone in a meetup said my favorite bar "looks terrible" based on their FAQ page: thevictorybar.com/faqs/

irreconcilable differences y/n

@legobutts there is an in game poll to vote on what add-on content people want and one of the options is world of ruin and I'm 😱😍😱😍😱😍😱

@ghalidrim using a different word helps reduce confusion and sacrificial device is as good a term as any.

@ghalidrim but if that's not the threat you are trying to defend against, a different burner like device can still be useful.

@ghalidrim they aren't wrong- a burner is, typically, a very specific thing to shield your identity. leaking your identity is easy.

@DrunkenGeeBee a little subterfuge can help limit exposure if it causes people to stop digging.

keeping in mind that a determined enough adversary wins.

@DrunkenGeeBee for most people border crossings and defcon are different problem sets, but it all depends on what precisely you're worried about

I'm leaving all devices with password safes or 2FA at home, if I get logged out of anything I'm logged out until I get home 👍

and where not possible, ensure it's minimally important. like, I'm logging into my real twitter, but at the end of the day so what.

use alternate accounts where possible/important (an email address that doesn't get password reset mails, fr'instance)

if you have a sacrificial phone for defcon and border crossings like I do, at least log into minimal shit & leave your regular phone at home twitter.com/Viss/status/87…