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  • tekniklr
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    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻

    *in very small text* I understand that this sucks for movie theaters, but I think it would be more honest to talk about this in those economic terms rather than pretending the average person likes that movies are only available in theaters for months

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    Computer Facts
    Computer Facts

    "when i see ~̴̧̛̻̹̻͚̟̥͐͗̔̒̾̆̌̀̃̽͑̌̉̕ͅ~̴̡̡̫̼̝̫̖͖̯͖̘̐̐̂̄͊̽̊̃̾̓̇́͆̍͝ͅ~̸̡̥͇͈̲͉̣͈̀͌̀͗͛̏͌́̕~̷̡̡̢̧̱̻̬̺̆̈́̿̀̾̑̆͑͜͝~̶̨̧̙̭͖̻͚͔̰̖̼̬͚́̒͑͝~̶̘̮͇͉̳̩͎̳̉̆͑̑͜͜~̶̨͚͎̮͈͕̯̩̙̭̦̣̭̭͂̀̃̍͗̈̓̇̆̈̍͂͘̚͝ͅ~̷̧̛̟̻͈͍͎̼̯͉̥̎̔͒̓̕̕͜͜͜ͅ i hear ____"

  • tekniklr
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    Erin We're Screaming Merry Christmas Again Ryan
    Erin We're Screaming Merry Christmas Again Ryan

    I can’t not do anything any harder than I’m already not doing anything twitter.com/ktla/status/13…

  • tekniklr
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    3 Birds in a Trenchcoat
    3 Birds in a Trenchcoat

    I’m wheezing

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    Internet Person™⭐️
    Internet Person™⭐️

    does one single person know what salesforce is or does

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    if my pronouns were he/him, this would inspire me to put he/himbo in my bios twitter.com/braiinsoup/sta…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    apparently there is a wrestler named sting and I only know this because I saw people tweeting things like "oh my god, sting" and assumed the musician had died (because 2020)

    anyway, sting, the musician, seems to be alive and well, and some wrestler something something

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    kristofer thomas
    kristofer thomas

    what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left

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    y2k compliant
    y2k compliant

    there's nothing "cyberpunk" about intellectual property infringement twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/…

  • tekniklr
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    D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ
    D̒͂̕ᵈăᵃn̕ᶰ Ť̾̾̓͐͒͠ᵗe͗̑́̋̂́͡ᵉn̅ᶰtᵗl̀̓͘ᶫe̓̒̂̚ᵉrʳ

    @jckichen @WylieNewmark we taught rocks how to think and now they're pissed

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    went to the grocery store today and nearly got hit by two cars trying to maintain six feet of distance from people fucking around outside without masks on

  • tekniklr
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    𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘆
    𝗝𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗲 𝗠𝗮𝘆

    My 13yo’s teacher: Why do you think archaeologists study the past?
    My 13yo: Because you can’t find bones from the future.

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    this is still happening and is still great. somehow dutch xmas stamps seem more festive!

  • tekniklr
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    Anosognosiogenesis
    Anosognosiogenesis

    While new yorkers praise bodegas, they never mention the fake bodegas to outsiders.

    Every new yorker has entered a fake bodega at least once, even when warned not to.

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    Adam J. Moore, MPH
    Adam J. Moore, MPH

    A friend’s grandma got covid (she’s recovered)

    How did she get covid? She’s been sneaking off to karaoke bars that are covertly operating illegally, w/o covid precautions.

    Illegal. Underground. Grandma. Karaoke Bars.

    Am I disappointed? Amazed? Losing my mind? All of the above.

  • tekniklr
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    dylan gelula
    dylan gelula

    the Michelin Star is what you get if the Michelin man comes to your restaurant and you defeat him

  • tekniklr
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    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻

    Just clocking into the Gender Policing factory to try to force people to experience the world differently than they do for 8 hours. It's hard work, but no one has to do it.

  • tekniklr
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    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻
    Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻

    imagine how exhausting and stupid it must be to be a TERF

  • tekniklr
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    your own personal jesus
    your own personal jesus

    jk rowling just threw a juno dvd at her butler’s head

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    EJ Chong
    EJ Chong

    “formerly known as-“ ❌

    “known for his roles in-“ ✅

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @ghalidrim I don’t play this sort of game for the challenge so I lowered the difficulty to be able to squash stuff as I reached it

    now i’m power level 400 with like 30 mastery points and really should increase the difficulty again...

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @ghalidrim because of the aforementioned completionism I finished the asgard arc as soon as it became available 😂

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @ghalidrim are you playing it? have you finished the story?

    i’m a ridiculous completionist and am 100%ing each area so i’m like 190 hours in but still early in the Sigurd arc

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    like, obviously Sigurd and Tyr are the same voice actor and it's even obvious in many other ways by the time you complete the Asgard arc that they are related

    but I just realized that Basim sounds a whole lot like Loki with a different accent and hmmm

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    I'm realizing which voice actors were reused where in AC: Valhalla and that feels like more of a spoiler than the visible silhouettes on the order page that people keep complaining about

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    🔸queenie🔸
    🔸queenie🔸

    A girl keeps sending my local news station screenshots of the landscape from Red Dead Redemption 2 for their “Out and About” news segment... and they keep putting it on the news thinking it’s a photo.

    Bella, I salute you.

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @yellowglasses Horizon and Bloodborne

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    somehow, tumblr and twitter have come to believe i’m in the netherlands and now all my ads are in dutch and go to .nl domains

    this is sort of great?

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    Dionne Warwick
    Dionne Warwick

    Can Gen Z and Millennials please tell me why you’re always saying “SCREAMING” or “Yelling”? Why are you shouting? Should I be shouting as well? Thanks.

  • tekniklr
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    Andy H

    @EwaSR I found one in the new Spider-Man game, where I turned into a patio heater for no apparent reason.

  • tekniklr
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    Denny, Private Property Abolitionist.
    Denny, Private Property Abolitionist.

    You better watch out

    You better watch out

    You better watch out

    You better watch out twitter.com/UnvirtuousAbbe…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @BethSkw (allergy bias, I know)

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @BethSkw 🤢🤮

  • tekniklr
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    jo 🎷🦐
    jo 🎷🦐

    your "legal" gender implies the existence of a more exciting, illegal gender

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    yeah, episode 19 felt like more of a fitting finale than episode 20.

    I guess I can see why the writers made the choices they did wrt the Winchesters, but to not even show any of the people who Chuck disappeared, or Mary, or Jack, or Cass? weak.

  • tekniklr
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    Abandoned America 🏚️🇺🇲
    Abandoned America 🏚️🇺🇲

    My favorite part of trying to learn a new skill is that part at the beginning where you realize you're a worthless fraud who never has been good at anything and never will be

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    ah, three months already

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. H76LFmUK0dVKEngfS1SWS1_Sc66Mjqk4dn54 / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    apparently the final episode of supernatural is tonight?

    so what the hell did I watch last week that sure as hell felt like a final episode complete with 12 years of montage shots?

  • tekniklr
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    Zack the Halls With Budryks of Holly
    Zack the Halls With Budryks of Holly

    The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    17 year old me would be super offended that I finally stopped wearing JNCOs and a wallet chain twitter.com/antinouns/stat…

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    Philip Michaels
    Philip Michaels

    This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness.

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    Rachel McCartney
    Rachel McCartney

    Reminder that it is NOT worth getting covid to party with your friends and family, it is ONLY worth getting covid to provide me with goods and services

  • tekniklr
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    BeaglesResist
    BeaglesResist

    I'm disturbed that I just saw this in another tweet and instantly knew what it was.

  • tekniklr
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    Beth Skwarecki
    Beth Skwarecki

    Hear me out: what if cardio was illegal twitter.com/BethSkw/status…

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    Qasim Rashid, Esq.
    Qasim Rashid, Esq.

    Cancelling $1.7T in taxes for 600 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 45M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.

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    elder scrolls meme trotskyist
    elder scrolls meme trotskyist

    in call of duty you can get shot in the face with a shotgun at point blank range, hide behind a bush and fully recover yet being able to play as non binary is what breaks the realism for ian

  • tekniklr
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    עלייה
    עלייה

    I just saw someone refer to the Proud Boys and alt right as the “Q Cucks Klan” and I-

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    Brian Murphy
    Brian Murphy

    Amazing pic. A historian friend said, “it’s all the same flag.”

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    (to be clear, that’s not entirely what happened here. I started on ps4 and deliberately replayed the beginning on the ps5 to get that first trophy twice- THEN it mysteriously switched back to the ps4 version and I didn’t notice for 10 hours)

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    if you know you’re gonna wana platinum something and play it on ps5, maybe don’t start it on ps4 even if it has an upgrade and the saves port

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    was playing assassin’s creed valhalla on my ps5 and somehow it switched from the ps5 version to the ps4 version and long story short i’ve replayed a bunch and have a lot of the same trophies on both versions

    be careful of this small yacht complaint, I guess?

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    David Farrier
    David Farrier

    in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the plane landed

  • tekniklr
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    they got hoes in yharnam?
    they got hoes in yharnam?

    one time i was having a panic attack and my older brother was like "you know what'll cheer you up" and he took me to panera and ordered an apple and broke the apple in half with his bare hands and i was like sobbing answering "thanks"

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    Aaron Mesh
    Aaron Mesh

    Losing Thanksgiving because you couldn't stay home on Halloween is, like, a literal failing of the marshmallow test

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    matt blaze
    matt blaze

    I always worried that I’d some day find myself trapped in a dystopian hellscape battling multiple existential threats, but I never, ever imagined how unbelievably stupid it would all be.

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    casey 🖤🍂
    casey 🖤🍂

    every day I think about the girl who thought everyone could “hear the universe’s energy” and it turned out she just had tinnitus, I hope she’s doing well

  • tekniklr
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    SOTUS

    If the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social life lately, it’s quite likely you’re the reason we’re going to get more stay at home orders.

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    Nihilift
    Nihilift

    If you’re trying to replicate the gym feel at home may I suggest sneezing on your dumbbells before lifting them.

  • tekniklr
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    abs

    states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

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    Steven Haigh
    Steven Haigh

    it is abusive to tell a trans person to not transition

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    Craig McCarthy
    Craig McCarthy

    "You know what's uncomfortable? When you die," NJ Governor Phil Murphy snapped during a press conference when asked about residents complaining that wearing masks was annoying.

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    Alicia Lutes
    Alicia Lutes

    This whole “another” lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @BethSkw 1) no, but watching others kettlebell swing i’ve worried about them doing it so avoid standing in the line of fire

    2) no

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @sorceressofmath I can imagine an octal person but not a hexadecimal person

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    Alisha Grauso 🎄
    Alisha Grauso 🎄

    The Trump administration are Coen brothers characters in an Iannucci script who fancy themselves Tom Clancy characters in a Sorkin script. That's it. That's the summary.

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    Valentina
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    tekniklr

    is the past tense of having looked something up on @DuckDuckGo "DuckDuckGoed" or "DuckDuckWent"?

Pictures

  • bathroom decor updated

    bathroom decor updated

    10 months ago

  • I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets i’ve already had like ten

    I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these c...

    11 months ago

  • welcome to nj

    welcome to nj

    12 months ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    about 1 year ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    about 1 year ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    about 1 year ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    about 1 year ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    about 1 year ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    over 1 year ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    over 1 year ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    over 1 year ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    over 1 year ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    over 1 year ago

  • :muscle::smirk_cat:

    :muscle::smirk_cat:

    over 1 year ago

  • this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local causes? that part is important!

    this is a pride/beer Instagram now also, WHICH local caus...

    over 1 year ago

  • it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, like a real beer fan

    it me, yer enby beer fest fren with a good root beer, lik...

    over 1 year ago

  • found a Stand in a pub in Idaho Falls

    found a Stand in a pub in Idaho Falls

    over 1 year ago

  • it me, yer tiny enby fren

    it me, yer tiny enby fren

    over 1 year ago

  • I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport bar so many times and am always pleasantly surprised- I need to start coming here on purpose

    I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport ...

    over 1 year ago

  • the absolute best Easter candy

    the absolute best Easter candy

    over 1 year ago

Games

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
(Playstation)

Is There Anybody Out There?

    4 days ago

    Earned Is There Anybody Out There? in Assassin's Creed Valhalla on Playstation

    4 days ago

  • Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
(Playstation)

A Gift From Pete

    14 days ago

    Earned A Gift From Pete in Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales on Playstation

    14 days ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4)
(Playstation)

To England!

    20 days ago

    Earned To England! in Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4) on Playstation

    20 days ago

  • Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4)
(Playstation)

The One That Got Away

    22 days ago

    Earned The One That Got Away in Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4) on Playstation

    22 days ago

  • State of Mind
(Playstation)

Worst Dad Ever!

    about 1 month ago

    Earned Worst Dad Ever! in State of Mind on Playstation

    about 1 month ago

  • Trials of Mana
(PS4)

    about 2 months ago

    Played Trials of Mana on PS4

    about 2 months ago

  • Uncanny Valley
(PS4)

    about 2 months ago

    Played Uncanny Valley on PS4

    about 2 months ago

  • >OBSERVER_
(PS4)

    about 2 months ago

    Played >OBSERVER_ on PS4

    about 2 months ago

  • Mad Max
(PS4)

    2 months ago

    Played Mad Max on PS4

    2 months ago

  • Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End 
(PS4)

    2 months ago

    Played Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End on PS4

    2 months ago

Books

  • Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook

    about 1 month ago

  • Tom of Finland

    about 1 month ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal

    4 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book Two

    5 months ago

  • A Year Without a Name: A Memoir

    5 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book One

    6 months ago

  • Don't Eat Cat

    6 months ago

  • Not Pounded By Anything: Six Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

    6 months ago

Music

  • VHS Glitch - A Better Tomorrow

    3 days ago

  • VHS Glitch - Blood Tears

    3 days ago

  • OGRE Sound - Escape From Bentham Island

    3 days ago

  • OGRE Sound - The Persistense Of Idealism

    3 days ago

  • Lost Years - Fear, Data and Biotechnology

    3 days ago

  • Tokyo Rose - CTRL-Ultra

    3 days ago

  • Lost Years - Anima Ex Machina

    3 days ago

  • Tokyo Rose - Forward / Replicate

    3 days ago

  • Protector 101 - Nightfall In Robo-City Prime

    3 days ago

  • Protector 101 - The Return of The Sorceress

    3 days ago

  • Street Cleaner - Order From Chaos

    3 days ago