"huge if true" is a valid ruby program and I think that's beautiful

How am I not surprised.

'Subscribe to Pewdiepie' carved into the Holocaust Memorial in Brooklyn.

if so I wish that would have been brought up in the episode as there’s even less ace representation than trans representation (we need more of both)

but I guess some allo/cis heads might have exploded being exposed to too many new concepts at once

watched all of the new season of Queer Eye and wanted more so rewatched Skyler’s episode from season two and noticed he wears a black ring on his middle finger… so he’s ace too?

So-called futurist: Soon we'll all be having sex with robots!
Random person: I have nonbinary gender.
So-called futurist: That's ridiculous.

No one:

Cats at 3am:

@_jbfitz sorry that was aggressive. I was thinking about Samuel L Jackson.

@_jbfitz HoHo, motherfucker

hey @jack: your platform tried to autoplay me video of a mass killing that had just happened in my country. like, lots of times! i know you’re a very strange, careless sort of boy, but does this seem like a weird sort of thing to happen? like, maybe stop & have a little think

The PewDiePie issue is complicated because on the one hand he’s emboldening white nationalist mass murderers, but on the other hand he’s awful and offers humanity nothing of value

New Zealand bans semiautomatic rifles less than 24 hours after the Christchurch mass shooting. Imagine: elected officials putting public safety over gun manufacturers’ profits.

Americans deserve better than lawmakers who are letting gun lobbyists write our nation’s gun laws. twitter.com/ohheykenny/sta…

It’s blowing my mind that Beto was in the Cult of the Dead Cow. I’m sure a lot of you don’t understand what this means, but it’s the computer geek version of finding out Bernie Sanders was in the Wu-Tang Clan

I want to punch every single right-wing pundit who says “don’t give the bad guy a platform; don’t publish his manifesto!”

He just parroted what you’ve said for 15 years straight. There’s nothing original in his manifesto. It’s exactly what you believe & exactly what you said.

Turns out that Beto O’Rourke used to roll with the cDc. On one hand: unexpectedly cool. On the other hand: his politics are still pretty centrist. twitter.com/josephmenn/sta…

The @FBI is reaching out to Native American tribes and seeking to repatriate thousands of Native artifacts ‘collected’ by Christian missionary.

Items included skeletons, regalia and more.

Contact info in article.

Please RT.

newsmaven.io/indiancountryt…

Story @VinceSchilling

screw all these people but honestly criminalizing admissions bribes without criminalizing legacy admissions is essentially a societal endorsement of old money over new money welcome to my ted talk

Jesus: I am the son of God and also I am God and we are the same thing but different people and also there is a ghost who is me and is God but different too.
Christians: yes, good
Me: I was assigned male at birth but I'm actually a woman
Christians: impossible

if a healthcare worker narced on him, did they violate HIPAA? twitter.com/MassRoots/stat…

23-26: Spinster
26-29: Thornback
29-35: Venus Deathtrap
35-40: Lady of the Blade
40-45: Fanged Dowager
45+: terrified silence, shifting eyes, if you speak of her she will know and she will show you no mercy twitter.com/1followernodad…

Obviously, if you are talking about a specific person, please use that person’s pronouns. But using “his or her” or “he/she” as a generic is exclusive and hurtful even if that’s not your intent! (Also it’s clunky and annoying so.)

👎 “Once we hire a new team member, he or she will write our tweets. That will be his/her job.”

👍 “The person we hire will have their work cut out for them.”

Life comes at you fast.

A real error screen I just received from Facebook, a $100+ billion dollar company.

OR House just passed bill to update language in existing statute. It clarified that "sexual orientation" is not a physical or mental impairment. Removed references to "homosexuality," "bisexuality." and "transvestism." Two reps, @Uncle_Mikey and @EWReschke voted no. #orleg

2. this is what’s newsworthy in australia, everyone

why would girls choose the entitled and misogynistic jocks instead of the quiet nerds, whose attitudes towards women are exactly on par with the jocks but who are less attractive

Mark Twain didn’t learn to read until he was 63
Stanley Kubrick was only 41 when he faked the moon landing
Paul McCartney was already dead when The Beatles recorded Abbey Road

It’s never too late. Don’t give up

Scott Pilgrim is increasingly becoming the most important comic book movie of the past 15 years.

when you suddenIy remember that one embarrassing thing you said 5 years ago

@BethSkw I've only done it once, while drunk, but I've done it nonetheless.

@BethSkw which?

don't make me deadlift you

it's really hard as people flop around and are terribly weight balanced

@BethSkw has it happened? are we old?

people still think I'm in my 20s, and I can deadlift most of my friends, so I don't *feel* old?

the only game that deserves to be called a "walking simulator" is QWOP and I will die on this hill twitter.com/englishscribe/…

The cast of @QueerEye giving @BoJackHorseman and @HasanMinhaj fashion advice is the content I needed today

dammit, I only recently started doing a fade and we're already post-fade? twitter.com/GQMagazine/sta…

Student loans are a lifelong penalty for attempting upward mobility twitter.com/annehelen/stat…

idea: trans masc vampire who sucks the testosterone out of trans girls

So the 737 MAX has this weird little glitch that causes it to actively accelerate and dive into the ground.

I’m not making this up. twitter.com/AlexInAir/stat…

imagine being a cis writer whose whole shtick is writing articles about trans children that are FULL of transphobic dog whistles, and then acting like it's a disturbing threat on your life when trans people want you to stop writing!!!! i cannot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@oalian75 @gaymerquest yay! happy birthday! 💜💜💜

youtu.be/n__42UNIhvU

cis people really do see trans men’s departure from womanhood as a destruction of someone else’s property lol

I can't believe we get to have politicians who actually say this shit out loud. This is so good twitter.com/siddhmi/status…

@skyesidhe I don’t use it and you only know if you are on someone’s if they post things just for close friends and you can see those posts

I guess I populated it in hopes that the Algorithm™️ would prefer those people’s normal posts? but I don’t think it works that way.

🙌😸 instagram.com/tekniklr/p/Buz…

a worker’s coop is usually a mesh fenced area where you can scatter some corn out for workers to eat

a chicken co-op is a structure that allows the chickens to democratically govern their own egg production and profits thereof

Pls replace the group photo of the women of your workplace you put on social media with a screenshot of a spreadsheet of everyone's salaries. Thanks.

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we rent
▔▏┗┛▕▔ an apartment
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
because boomers fucked
up the economy so bad
that owning property
is an unattainable fantasy
for our generation
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Reminder:

periods
childbirth
uteruses
vaginas
breasts
femininity

do NOT equal

“woman”

#InternationalWomenDay2019 #IWDay2019

@BethSkw I like how if you look at any bird more exotic than a robin it is very clearly a fucking dinosaur.

why is it 2019 and there is still no native way to horizontally flip selfies on iPhone so that the text on my t-shirts isn’t backwards

related: why does half the internet seem to believe that rotating an image 90° will accomplish this

incredible

162. oh big trans mood

@jhelwig nice!

@KylynnIt looking great!

Okay, gente. IF and ONLY IF you are Latinx/a/o and are FINE with the term "Latinx," reply to this tweet saying so (something like "I use Latinx").

Share widely. I'm trying to prove to, uh, certain raza out there that it's not just "White SJWs" imposing this term on us.

congratulations to the new york times for discovering capitalism

A new report finds that using humor in the workplace raises the status of male employees but has the opposite effect for women. psmag.com/social-justice…

Same Energy

OKAY IT'S NOT THAT BAD ACTUALLY

guidingtech.com/instagram-clos…

so... if I unmark all my "not as close as I would have liked" friends, are they notified????

how much deeper can I potentially make this shame hole

I just realized that I have very one-sided relationships with a whole lot of people 😱 twitter.com/jestom/status/…

~60% of the people you see at the gym are simply trying to build mass so they can balance their friend groups by tanking

Lord please make sure I never embarrass myself on Al Gore’s internet like this:

Hello, regulators. 👋
(we think this was made by @meowludo)

Straight people will say that LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a girlfriend

Here’s a first look at NNY’s new design from his upcoming CG/live action movie!