Accidentally closed a browser with 20+ tabs opened . . . this must be what the scholars of Alexandria felt when their great library burned.

I was today years old... etc twitter.com/an_avocadoo/st…

Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors

There is no in between

I’m wondering why so many people I look up to still follow this transphobic author. We have 37 states trying to enact transphobic policy. This constant proliferation of transphobic language by thought leaders is dangerous, so why are you still supporting her?

undertale invented a new emotion and its called whatever you felt when you read this for the first time

do the “hang out with people who don’t have yr politics” crowd know that like ... there’s a difference between disagreeing about tactics but essentially having the same values and hanging out with someone whose rhetoric is like “hey maybe you and yr friends should just die”

@akh13 this is genius. well done!

you don't miss your ex; you miss dopamine.

I'll never forgive white people for making Joe Rogan anything more than that dude that use to host Fear Factor

sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can’t stay over because of the 3rd amendment

@CuddlePotato @LchanPlays @KathrynDuval @NatRemedieCoach another great thing about y'all is that you can commit apostrophe crimes with it: y'all'd, y'all've, y'all'd've

@NatRemedieCoach You can also use “Alla y’all” and “Y’all” to refer to full groups and subgroups of any size. So, you can tell 12 people “Y’all split into groups of three, and make a poster. Then you’ll present y’all’s poster and alla y’all will vote on the best one.”

@NatRemedieCoach My favorite thing about “Y’all” is that it also includes number. A small group of people is “Y’all”. A bigger group is “Alla y’all” (or “all y’all”).

The line is fuzzy. 10 people is “y’all”. 100 is “alla y’all”

But....

Y'all is a gender neutral term there is no need to add an x to it (y'xll). It's also not spelled y'awl because its a contraction of you all. Y'all leaves no one out and it perfect the way it is. The fact that its a southern word that's gender neutral and all inclusive is awesome

The threat of wildfire is not increasing for @multco. @clackamasfire & @pdxfiire confirm the fires in @clackamascounty are not moving in a way that would shift any part of @multco to an evacuation level. There are no orders of evacuation — here’s why.

do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they’d be so mortified for us.

Dry and dangerous easterly wind is gone this evening. Just finished a fresh @fox12oregon blog post with an update on what's ahead weather-wise. If you are concerned about a nearby fire it should make you feel a bit better: kptv.com/weather/blog/t…

Portland color palette really just looking like a 2008 Xbox game

What if...

Okay hear me out

Really just hear me out

What if 2021 is worse

If Hillary were president for COVID, 16,000 Americans would’ve died and it would be the only thing Republicans would talk about until the end of time

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

i will reveal a new gender every day until my demands are met

Wildfire smoke and covid really teamed to up say “you’ll stay healthy as long as you don’t breathe inside or outside.”

Update: fire at NE 82nd/Multnomah upgraded to a wildland fire, please #AvoidTheArea

I wonder if people in Germany were like “Ugh 1933 sucks. 1934 better come through for me!”

Oregon is the poster child for how liberals enable fascism

our leaders publicly denounce the president while having the state police deputized as federal agents in order to bring the full wrath of the department of justice to bear upon their own constituents

I found out this week that not contacting people for long periods of time because you forget to keep up contact even though you care about them is a trait of adhd because of object permanence. We just giant babies playing a long game of peek a boo with people we care about

Normalize saying antifacists instead of antifa so the trump supporters have to say it that way too

Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

Self care is canceled. We’re doing acid and yelling at the moon naked

I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge the authority of any DM not wearing the official Dungeons & Dragons® Dungeon Master™ uniform:

the Michaels website has a feature where you can chat live with other Michaels shoppers and it’s changed my life.

I heard a good question today...

Why is murder an appropriate response to property damage

But property damage isn't an appropriate response to murder?

probably the most compelling page on stackoverflow
stackoverflow.com/questions/4327…

Red panda baby shower!

The civil unrest is a byproduct of the collapsing state, not the cause of it.

I was born Black, no one is born a police officer,

Black Lives Matter & Blue Lives don’t exist

Miller lite is just beer flavored LaCroix

Oh yes, a real shame, indeed 🙄. twitter.com/TimHerrera/sta…

ayn rand: atlas should shrug

me: nooo that's the world's load bearing himbo. the world's emotional support himbo.

Dunkin Donuts is out here having a breakdown like the rest of us

Once again, every think piece about “wow, it’s so crazy how people dining out right now are terrible tippers” keeps missing the beyond fucking obvious point that the population of people going to restaurants right now is comprised mostly of the worst people on earth.

It blew my mind when someone said, “Stop thinking about this year as the warmest for the last 100 years, but the coolest one for the next 100.” 🤯🤯

We pretend cats are jerks when really they’re just good at putting up boundaries.

Saying that wearing a mask during a pandemic is "living in fear" is like saying that using oven mitts means you're "afraid" of the oven

bro the misty mountains are shaking

Good lord so what I've discovered is that tarot cards are like a therapist who doesn't give a shit about your feelings and this was a mistake

Man, imagine if in the 40s you saw a swastika on a dude's arm and you got really upset and angry and then as you got closer under the symbol it said "Heil Brunch" or some shit.

Anyway, your parody MAGA hat is super cool and clever.

bitches be like “i’m gonna move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land” babe your succulent is dying

At this point, “I can’t vote for Biden” is the left’s version of “I will not wear a mask.” It’s a personal choice that could disproportionately hurt the most marginalized people among us, but at least yer doing your thaaang!

Okay Portland! It's been in the news. I'm going to talk about the Elk statue.

you can buy as many stamps as you want but you’re not saving the post office “lol.” americans are absolutely intoxicated by the illusion of individual power

recipe: use two cloves of garlic
me: got it

if you text me "we need to talk" i'm gonna reply "yes we do" now we both stressed

the early bird get the worm but the late bird just gets a slightly worse worm. there’s worms everywhere. who cares. sleep late. do not let the worms dictate ur lifestyle

Standing outside my mailbox with an aluminum baseball bat because I don’t really understand what’s going on

saw a thread cancelling genghis khan in 2020 and now i'm imagining khan stans who are like whoa ok it's been tough day for all of us, if genghis still means a lot to you that's VALID but we have to call out pillaging within the fandom and that means holding our heroes to account

there's like 5 separate world historic crises happening at the same time and the democratic party platform is aviators, cool old cars & ice cream

Everyone depends on the USPS. Seniors for their Social Security, veterans for their prescriptions, small businesses trying to keep their doors open. They can't be collateral damage for an administration more concerned with suppressing the vote than suppressing a virus.

The only thing this idiot in the White House has ever been good at is destruction. Never mind the fact that Americans are dying everyday because he’s too busy rigging the election to come up with a plan. Fuck Trump and fuck you if you support this trash fire of a person. twitter.com/tomaskenn/stat…

Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. wmwr5BjI7dfKxFk0Zy0_SN5yx2xBI4KZc6j5 / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

Impromptu snuggle session

Trump: I am illegally defunding the Post Office so less people can vote.

Democrats: *fewer

Ed tech is a privacy dumpster fire.

I hate this pandemic, if I wanted to waste my early 30s I would have gotten married and had kids.