This guy is so much less interesting than the media's bizarre obsession with writing the same story about him over and over

The New York Times

@nytimes.com

Bryan Johnson, a wealthy tech entrepreneur whose slogan is “Don’t Die,” has called himself “the healthiest person on the planet.” He consumes little meat, but a lot of collagen peptides and supplements in order to defeat mortality. Why is his goal to make it possible to live forever? nyti.ms/4im4Nuj

We should make computers that run on gasoline. I want it to go vroom vroom when I send an email

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

no puzzle in Big Walk could ever be as challenging as getting 4+ people to be available at the same time to play Big Walk

oh no the thing that can only be supported by enormous gigawatt sucking gpu farms has “gone rogue” by sending requests to several web APIs

I finished Deltarune chapter 5 the other day and was watching some lore videos to refresh my memory of the previous chapters and y'all are on a totally different level than me

I'm enjoying these games on a very surface level and I guess the rest of the internet is all Homestuck about it?

Today is August 4, 2026 www.tumblr.com/tekniklr/824...

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really enjoyed the breadth of household language options in our school district’s new student information system. on þyssum hūse sprece wē Englisc 😤

Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.

I did spend like 90 minutes across two sessions to beat the Grand Master Challenge, and only peeked at the DLC challenges before deciding that was enough Astro Bot for a while

I mostly play games on easy mode because spending time being frustrated feels like a waste of my one precious life, but tonight I platinumed Astro Bot and it does feel nice to know I can still conquer frustrating things in games and have a good time

For a while there was a worry that you couldn’t adapt Neuromancer because the concepts behind it are anachronistic but the counter to that is that science fiction is fake as hell and nobody cares if it looks sick.

I DREAMT OF THIS MAN AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS.

InfoWars

@realinfowars.bsky.social

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no matter how much I, and the world, have changed over the decades I keep rediscovering one constant, that has been applicable the whole time:

fuck microsoft

DONT REMEMBER - dashare.zone ADMIN

Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)

Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera

Alt: Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera

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Tom Servo

@angelus04.bsky.social

Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)

You win this meme

If you’re not old I’m happy to let you know there’s a term for this phenomenon on the internet that has existed roughly since 1993-1994 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...

fangy

@jeannesfangs.bsky.social

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Me, a wizard: Where hast my scrying orb gone? I cannot seem to find it anywhere in the tower... perhaps this is a cruel trick from my dark warlock rival!

My Capricious and Gluttonous Familiar:

Roasting one of the boys by proclaiming “A fell wind blows” as he enters the bar

Did this conversation happen via Ouija board?

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Trump: "I even had a conversation with Theodore Roosevelt. I said, 'What do you think about the Panama Canal? Do you consider that your greatest achievement and how do you feel about the fact that the Democrats gave the Panama Canal away to Panama for $1?'"

at long last, we have created the Frankenstein's monster from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Frankenstein's Monster
www.quantamagazine.org/for-the-firs...

We had a really mean python at work and I gave him back to his owner and was like “he was trying to kill me” and his owner said “well, he only has so many ways to interact with the world. All he has is a face” and it Moved Me

I did not expect an Edgerunners sequel www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV74...

I guess I have to re-up my netflix. Also, being that CDPR is doing a Witcher 3 expansion after all this time, I bet they'll add some Cyberpunk 2077 content for this.

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners 2 | Official Teaser 2

YouTube video by Cyberpunk 2077

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV7451mcw-E

However, I do own a lot of legacy media (DVD/Blu-ray) and use my PlayStation to watch this media, so I naïvely am hoping that future consoles will still have physical drives available as an option (and will still support my legacy PS4 games which are on disc)

I understand that I'm relinquishing ownership here, but I am totally fine with PlayStation no longer selling physical game discs
blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/p...

Physical disc production ending in January 2028 for new games releasing on PlayStation consoles

In response to shifting trends in consumer preference, new games will be released on PlayStation ...

https://blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/physical-disc-production-ending-in-january-2028-for-new-games-releasing-on-playstation-consoles/

Not a great economy alert! Wall Street Bets users think Palantir spiked today because The Onion story titled “Palantir Acquires Pentagon for $800 Billion” hit their front page.

They’re guessing trading bots indexed the top post on the subreddit reddit not understanding source.

Nevermind, he's said it to two other people since. When I looked up after the second one he said, "I wasn't talking to you, sir" and his wife told him to stop talking 😂

An old guy just told me that I was beautiful and that I've got shape?

please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SPENDING AN IRRESPONSIBLE PORTION OF MY INCOME ON WARPOUNDER 40K MINIATURES out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX38K2DL or true buckaroo tier patreon www.patreon.com/chucktingle/...

Turns out, my MX records originally set up decades ago suddenly stopped being valid????

Anyway, after setting NEW MX records, I am again getting email, but am now worried about what I missed and what lists I'm now removed from 😭

Woke up this morning to absolutely no email, which seemed peaceful until I realized that meant I had to troubleshoot my email

Graphic design is my passion.

Another friend tracked down details on this:
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@tekniklr.bsky.social

A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them

They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?

Anyway, creepy feature either way.

Be careful and sanitize your URLs when sharing, friends!

A friend of mine just shared a link to a YouTube video and when I visited it YouTube told me their name and gave me the option to open a chat with them

They were totally unaware the link exposed their YouTube account, and I didn't even know direct messages on YouTube existed, so maybe this is new?

This Father's Day, I'm thinking about how my dad immigrated to the US after escaping the bloody Vietnam War, only to see his bloodline die out because his son stumbled into a menswear forum, where he spent the bulk of his adult life arguing about pants with teens named Pablo Thriftscobar.

I heard these described on a podcast as "crushing ears" and I was still not prepared for how uncomfortable and goofy this shit looks

Like maybe it you put a Groucho nose, mustache, and eyebrows on them it would distract from the rest or at least make it look like intentional goofiness

Culture Crave 🍿

@culturecrave.co

New look at Snapchat’s Specs AR glasses

• Costs $2195

• $SNAP stock price dropped immediately after the announcement