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    tekniklr

    @BethSkw (allergy bias, I know)

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    tekniklr

    @BethSkw 🤢🤮

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    jo 🎷🦐
    jo 🎷🦐

    your "legal" gender implies the existence of a more exciting, illegal gender

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    yeah, episode 19 felt like more of a fitting finale than episode 20.

    I guess I can see why the writers made the choices they did wrt the Winchesters, but to not even show any of the people who Chuck disappeared, or Mary, or Jack, or Cass? weak.

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    Abandoned America 🏚️🇺🇲
    Abandoned America 🏚️🇺🇲

    My favorite part of trying to learn a new skill is that part at the beginning where you realize you're a worthless fraud who never has been good at anything and never will be

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    ah, three months already

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    tekniklr

    Verifying myself: I am tekniklr on Keybase.io. H76LFmUK0dVKEngfS1SWS1_Sc66Mjqk4dn54 / keybase.io/tekniklr/sigs/…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    apparently the final episode of supernatural is tonight?

    so what the hell did I watch last week that sure as hell felt like a final episode complete with 12 years of montage shots?

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    Zack Budryk
    Zack Budryk

    The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    17 year old me would be super offended that I finally stopped wearing JNCOs and a wallet chain twitter.com/antinouns/stat…

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    Philip Michaels
    Philip Michaels

    This Senate hearing looks like the tale of a marooned lighthouse keeper and the robot butler he built to stave off loneliness.

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    Rachel McCartney
    Rachel McCartney

    Reminder that it is NOT worth getting covid to party with your friends and family, it is ONLY worth getting covid to provide me with goods and services

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    BeaglesResist
    BeaglesResist

    I'm disturbed that I just saw this in another tweet and instantly knew what it was.

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    Beth Skwarecki
    Beth Skwarecki

    Hear me out: what if cardio was illegal twitter.com/BethSkw/status…

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    Qasim Rashid, Esq.
    Qasim Rashid, Esq.

    Cancelling $1.7T in taxes for 600 billionaires but not $1.7T in student debt for 45M Americans is the modern version of let them eat cake.

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    עלייה
    עלייה

    I just saw someone refer to the Proud Boys and alt right as the “Q Cucks Klan” and I-

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    Brian Murphy
    Brian Murphy

    Amazing pic. A historian friend said, “it’s all the same flag.”

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    (to be clear, that’s not entirely what happened here. I started on ps4 and deliberately replayed the beginning on the ps5 to get that first trophy twice- THEN it mysteriously switched back to the ps4 version and I didn’t notice for 10 hours)

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    tekniklr

    if you know you’re gonna wana platinum something and play it on ps5, maybe don’t start it on ps4 even if it has an upgrade and the saves port

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    was playing assassin’s creed valhalla on my ps5 and somehow it switched from the ps5 version to the ps4 version and long story short i’ve replayed a bunch and have a lot of the same trophies on both versions

    be careful of this small yacht complaint, I guess?

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    David Farrier
    David Farrier

    in 1990 the window of a plane fell off and one of the pilots got sucked out so they just held onto his legs while the plane landed

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    they got hoes in yharnam?
    they got hoes in yharnam?

    one time i was having a panic attack and my older brother was like "you know what'll cheer you up" and he took me to panera and ordered an apple and broke the apple in half with his bare hands and i was like sobbing answering "thanks"

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    Aaron Mesh
    Aaron Mesh

    Losing Thanksgiving because you couldn't stay home on Halloween is, like, a literal failing of the marshmallow test

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    matt blaze
    matt blaze

    I always worried that I’d some day find myself trapped in a dystopian hellscape battling multiple existential threats, but I never, ever imagined how unbelievably stupid it would all be.

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    casey 🖤🍂
    casey 🖤🍂

    every day I think about the girl who thought everyone could “hear the universe’s energy” and it turned out she just had tinnitus, I hope she’s doing well

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    SOTUS

    If the stay at home orders that are coming are going to massively change the way you’ve been living your social life lately, it’s quite likely you’re the reason we’re going to get more stay at home orders.

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    Nihilift
    Nihilift

    If you’re trying to replicate the gym feel at home may I suggest sneezing on your dumbbells before lifting them.

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    abs

    states trying to stop the spread of the coronavirus by making restaurants close at 10pm

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    Steven Haigh
    Steven Haigh

    it is abusive to tell a trans person to not transition

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    Craig McCarthy
    Craig McCarthy

    "You know what's uncomfortable? When you die," NJ Governor Phil Murphy snapped during a press conference when asked about residents complaining that wearing masks was annoying.

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    Alicia Lutes
    Alicia Lutes

    This whole “another” lockdown thing, like some of us ever left the first one??????

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @BethSkw 1) no, but watching others kettlebell swing i’ve worried about them doing it so avoid standing in the line of fire

    2) no

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    tekniklr

    @sorceressofmath I can imagine an octal person but not a hexadecimal person

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    🍁 Alisha Grauso 🍂
    🍁 Alisha Grauso 🍂

    The Trump administration are Coen brothers characters in an Iannucci script who fancy themselves Tom Clancy characters in a Sorkin script. That's it. That's the summary.

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    Valentina
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    tekniklr

    is the past tense of having looked something up on @DuckDuckGo "DuckDuckGoed" or "DuckDuckWent"?

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    Ryan Cassata
    Ryan Cassata

    Today I was refused medical care because I am trans. Im not sharing this for sympathies. I am sharing this to spread awareness. because it’s 2020 & the reality is that trans people are still being dismissed& discriminated against even in blue & major cities like LA (where I live)

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    hbomberguy
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    Drew Rausch
    Drew Rausch

    This might be my favorite pumpkin carve I've seen.

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    Richard Hall
    Richard Hall

    I humbly submit these 1,600 words on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping event to the historical record. This is my eyewitness account of a day that will forever live in infamy.

    independent.co.uk/news/world/ame…

  • tekniklr
    tekniklr

    @stuffedskullcat @OrionDBlack I was very squirrelly and vividly remember the dodge ball game where I dodged so well I was the last one left on the team

    but, I couldn’t catch for shit

    it was the worst stand-off, the only winning move was not to play

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    Kumail Nanjiani
    Kumail Nanjiani

    Why is the burden on me? Tell them to stop being racist. Tell them to stop telling me to go back home & shit on the street. Tell them to stop calling me a terrorist & saying that my family is ruining America. Tell them to hate putting kids in cages. Once that’s done, let’s talk. twitter.com/iamGermania/st…

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    Kumail Nanjiani
    Kumail Nanjiani

    Seeing a lot of MAGA people complaining about being demonized.

    Here’s the big difference.

    I didn’t like MAGA people because of their ideas.

    They didn’t like me because of my existence.

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    my life with the grill pill kult
    my life with the grill pill kult

    when we used to watch movies together my dad would always turn to us when the good guy nobly refrained from shooting the bad guy when he got a chance because it wouldnt be Noble or some shit and say "actually if someone tries to kill you once they will try again, just shoot them"

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    Jared Pechacek
    Jared Pechacek

    the energy of this

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    Shakarra™️
    Shakarra™️

    I am begging you all for my SOUL to support these 2 so Mitch McConnell is no longer the Senate Majority Leader. DELIVER US 😩 twitter.com/GoldieAmour/st…

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    Aiden Thomas
    Aiden Thomas

    Joe Biden specifically recognizing trans folks after living under a dictatorship that’s been trying to dehumanize and destroy us for 4 years is hitting hard.

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    Laser

    I will tell a trmp supporter I am sorry they are sad right after they tell me I am allowed to be alive

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    Mike Drucker
    Mike Drucker

    Love that other countries are celebrating Trump losing like we defeated the mothership in Independence Day twitter.com/thehill/status…

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    Vee Signorelli 🏳️‍⚧️📖
    Vee Signorelli 🏳️‍⚧️📖

    Trump voters are feeling like we did in 2016? Lol. No, they’re not. In 2016, I was scared for my life, the lives of my friends, the lives of people I didn’t even know. These people are just upset that they can’t scare other people with impunity anymore.

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    Crystal Frasier
    Crystal Frasier

    With the Biden/Harris win, I see a lot of trans people parroting the same misinformation campaign about Kamala Harris, claiming she argued to house trans women in men's prisons as CA attorney general.

    This isn't true. The truth is, like the truth always is, more complicated...

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    Kumail Nanjiani
    Kumail Nanjiani

    You should check how many the other guy got. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…

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    Josiah Hawthorne
    Josiah Hawthorne

    I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

    —answered the phone
    —heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
    —realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
    —Looked at an invisible documentary camera
    —said, “Absolutely.”

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    Sarah Mirk
    Sarah Mirk

    Portland is strangely quiet this morning.... everyone at home remaking their signs so we can immediately start protesting Biden.

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    Josh Berthume
    Josh Berthume

    America has huge “Yub Nub Ewok celebration on Endor” energy and I could not be more here for it

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    Kumail Nanjiani
    Kumail Nanjiani

    This is so so so so funny. People voted for these lunatic morons to run the country. Excited for their idiocy to go back to being funny and not tragic. twitter.com/VaushV/status/…

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    mechanical turkey
    mechanical turkey

    Trump is going to spend the next 2 months holding frenzied rallies that spread violence and COVID while Mitch does his best to fuck us all for the next 50 years, so yeah I will mainline every photo of crying fascists you got

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    ☀️👀

    "I did something purely symbolic that required zero effort which no one noticed" is the perfect encapsulation of liberal ideology in practice twitter.com/DavidCornDC/st…

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    mechanical turkey
    mechanical turkey

    so is this going to be on Disney+ or twitter.com/VanityFair/sta…

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    NOT A WOLF
    NOT A WOLF

    PLEASE JUST LET ME WATCH THEM HAVE DRAG HIM OUT OF THE OVAL OFFICE LIKE ONE OF THOSE BEARS THAT GETS INSIDE A WALMART

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    Mel

    Everyone actually doing something while waiting for results, wow how does it feel to have such executive function skills?

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    tekniklr

    @ariaadagio and he's getting better at feelings! in 5A he was so much better at emotional intelligence regarding what Chloe was going through with the whole miracle thing. he tried to give her space and ask what she needed!

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    tekniklr

    @BethSkw that's a, "I had to close the tab without answering lest I need to reboot"

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    tekniklr

    @BethSkw as someone without synesthesia, trying to parse that question/answer made my brain segfault.

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    molly conger
    molly conger

    i am just trying to walk my dogs and then make an interesting salad but now i have to spend this quiet part of my day wondering what the hell the president asked him to do that made him resign twitter.com/briantylercohe…

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    Elizabeth May (is away and writing)
    Elizabeth May (is away and writing)

    well, it goes like this.
    you see all the red?
    that's sand twitter.com/TheParteyIsOve…

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    Melon 🍉
    Melon 🍉

    Trump is doing more to stop ballots than he did to stop Covid

Pictures

  • bathroom decor updated

    bathroom decor updated

    10 months ago

  • I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these cookies help I live alone and don’t need these many sweets i’ve already had like ten

    I got the urge to bake cookies but now I have all these c...

    11 months ago

  • welcome to nj

    welcome to nj

    11 months ago

  • love is real!

    love is real!

    12 months ago

  • skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    skipped the tree this year but still made a damn fine turkey

    12 months ago

  • a healthful halloween snack

    a healthful halloween snack

    about 1 year ago

  • finally got some hairs cut

    finally got some hairs cut

    about 1 year ago

  • while stopped at an intersection biking today, some dude in a pickup truck yelled something that sounded like “nice hair!” at me but as he was a yelling dude in a pickup I assume he meant it as an insult? I’m confused because my hair seems pretty unremark

    while stopped at an intersection biking today, some dude ...

    about 1 year ago

  • banana for scale based tricks

    banana for scale based tricks

    about 1 year ago

  • looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    looks like I'm making a detour to get a new tire tomorrow?

    about 1 year ago

  • it me, yer atypically early-rising, biking, stood up, enby fren :cry: #xoxofest

    it me, yer atypically early-rising, biking, stood up, enb...

    about 1 year ago

  • I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to enter your room at least once every 24 hours no matter what today I returned to my room to find the outside pocket of my duffel unzipped nothing was there worth taking, but still.

    I hate how it seems every hotel now has the policy to ent...

    about 1 year ago

  • bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    bought some lovely, transy dice #pax

    about 1 year ago

  • curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not present for this tiny apocalypse, but I'm sure it was glorious)

    curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal (I was not pres...

    over 1 year ago

  • this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    this is some Deus Ex ass nonsense #defcon

    over 1 year ago

  • badge collection underway #QueerCon #defcon #biohackVillage

    badge collection underway #QueerCon #defcon #biohackVillage

    over 1 year ago

  • the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    the church of the subgenius lives on, pinkos

    over 1 year ago

  • :muscle::smirk_cat:

    :muscle::smirk_cat:

    over 1 year ago

  • shortly after getting a very masc haircut, and while I was in the grocery store buying castor oil to put on my eyebrows to hopefully thicken them up and help me pass as masc, someone came up to me and asked, "excuse me miss, do you know where the bathroom

    shortly after getting a very masc haircut, and while I wa...

    over 1 year ago

  • pride lookz

    pride lookz

    over 1 year ago

Games

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla
(Playstation)

Godly Reward

    today

    Earned Godly Reward in Assassin's Creed Valhalla on Playstation

    today

  • Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales
(Playstation)

A Gift From Pete

    6 days ago

    Earned A Gift From Pete in Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales on Playstation

    6 days ago

  • Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4)
(Playstation)

To England!

    12 days ago

    Earned To England! in Assassin's Creed Valhalla (PS4) on Playstation

    12 days ago

  • Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4)
(Playstation)

The One That Got Away

    14 days ago

    Earned The One That Got Away in Watch Dogs: Legion (PS4) on Playstation

    14 days ago

  • State of Mind
(Playstation)

Worst Dad Ever!

    25 days ago

    Earned Worst Dad Ever! in State of Mind on Playstation

    25 days ago

  • Trials of Mana
(PS4)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Trials of Mana on PS4

    about 1 month ago

  • Uncanny Valley
(PS4)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Uncanny Valley on PS4

    about 1 month ago

  • >OBSERVER_
(PS4)

    about 2 months ago

    Played >OBSERVER_ on PS4

    about 2 months ago

  • Mad Max
(PS4)

    about 2 months ago

    Played Mad Max on PS4

    about 2 months ago

  • Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End 
(PS4)

    2 months ago

    Played Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End on PS4

    2 months ago

Books

  • Fallout: The Vault Dweller's Official Cookbook

    29 days ago

  • Tom of Finland

    30 days ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Petals to the Metal

    4 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book Two

    5 months ago

  • A Year Without a Name: A Memoir

    5 months ago

  • Lucifer, Book One

    5 months ago

  • Don't Eat Cat

    5 months ago

  • Not Pounded By Anything: Six Platonic Tales Of Non-Sexual Encounters

    5 months ago

Music

  • Sufjan Stevens - To Be Alone With You

    15 days ago

  • Florence + the Machine - Big God

    15 days ago

  • Talking Heads - Heaven - Live

    15 days ago

  • Hozier - Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene

    15 days ago

  • Calabrese - Lust For Sacrilege

    15 days ago

  • St. Vincent - Savior

    15 days ago

  • My Chemical Romance - House of Wolves

    15 days ago

  • Panic! at the Disco - Say Amen (Saturday Night)

    15 days ago

  • Squalloscope - Bloodbath for Birds

    15 days ago

  • Garbage - #1 Crush

    15 days ago

  • Panic! at the Disco - Hallelujah

    15 days ago