Via Videosift, something terrible to annoy your terrible meat-puppet friends with.

Thanks to videosiftbannedme for the wonderful post title idea.

Keegan and I have been playing a lot of Mario Kart recently. Some of the rainbow road boards (SNES and Wii in particular) really are quite frustrating, and do indeed make the Rainbow Road appear to be some sort of hell dimension creepishly floating miles above earth where heaven should be. Maybe the leprechauns had a coup and reworked the organization of myth as we know it.

So, not very long after I liveblogged my last post from the Totally Normal Event, we left. Voltaire hadn’t even finished playing yet. Boo.

For some weird reason, everyone was sitting down on the dancefloor for the concert. Keegan and I opted to stand, as people usually do at such things, and possibly dance, as people often do at such things, and we got yelled at to go to the back and stop blocking everyone’s view. So we did. But the whole thing was annoying and made it very hard for Keegan to enjoy the show, so shortly thereafter we left.

It’s a shame, because it really killed the night. The rest of the event (even though Keegan learned he is entirely uninterested in burlesque, which is sad) was great fun, as these things usually are, and we got great swag, as I usually do, but annoying mall goth kids who are probably too young to get into a bar to see a real concert are starting to bug the shit out of me. Seriously.

Keegan blames NJ. I blame young humans who should probably have earlier bedtimes.

Voltaire @ tne

White elephant burlesque @ tne

…provide none of the benefits of the outdoors, without any of the annoyances!

“Pro Hammock” is a very silly product name and warranted a mention.

Via Nerd Approved.

Keegan being eaten by an octopus. Tentacles! This was blogged from my cellphone.

Testing liveblog with image!

A monstrosity, featuring evil corporate clowns and music from my favorite video game of all time, EarthBound. Of course, it’s Japanese.

Via Neatorama, something wonderful and terrible:

Via Neatorama, another stupid quiz (in which I performed shamefully):