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    Alice
    Alice
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    Boring Human
    Boring Human

    Yesterday I made the bold claim that I know more people (who are into dudes) who want(ed) to bang (or smooch) Disney's Robin Hood at some point in their life than people who don't/didn't. That might just be my impression so if you could vote here that would be great.
    strawpoll.me/16308620
    :robinhood:

    Robin balancing an arrow on one finger.

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    gender non-forming
    cancer, pet death

    this doofus won't be around for much longer (cancer) and it's getting pretty rough 😿

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    gender non-forming
    anxiety re: code of conduct

    @microwavenby "is it a venn diagram or a circle" is an interesting and terrible exercise

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming
    anxiety re: code of conduct

    current status:

    having anxiety because the Biohackinfo twitter account posted about the Code of Conduct I added to biohack.me, and I'm anticipating some sort of backlash?!?!?

    twitter.com/biohackinfo/status

    the overlap between biohackers/grinders and transhumanists is huge, and between transhumanists and asshats is even bigger

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    jizzwitch
    jizzwitch

    Good new guys, Hooters is closing so now I can open my ass themed restaurant Pooters

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    gender non-forming

    @Tfox 😂
    I was coding while watching them play

    although the other way is probably some sort of deepweb speedrunning category:

    "write a WoW goldfarming bot while playing WoW"

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    gender non-forming
    very belated #intro

    I've been on and off active on this account for over a year, but a lot has changed in that time so here's an #introduction

    #agender #enby #greyace #ace #asexual
    pronouns: they/them

    #programming #coding #ruby #soldering
    #gaming #biking #weightlifting

    I'm a #grinder in the #bodyhacking/#biohacker sense. a literal if low rent #cyborg with magnetic and NFC #implants

    cyberpunk garbage aesthetic is best
    A E S T H E T I C

    tekniklr.pizza

    biohack.me

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @parrots I'm not sure that's true? unless your idea of good back posture is like, a permanent yoga back arch

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming
    twitter

    I'm kinda relishing how twitter's shitty company decisions in an attempt to get people to abandon good third party clients in favor of their shitty native/web apps have made me realize I liked tweetbot as software significantly more than I liked twitter as a service

    I hope tweetbot survives by moving to mastodon, too

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    unfortunately, I was watching twitch streamers play WoW while coding, and now I want to start playing WoW again 🙄

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    integrated the mastodon API with my website so my toots get syndicated there, respecting privacy settings, spoilers/CWs, and everything 🎉

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    gaming today, after capturing a small malevolent creature:

    player 1: "I'll put it some place it can't get out of!"

    player 2: "like where, the afterlife?"

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    that thing where you're sitting back relaxing and your back slightly cracks itself settling

    florp if you agree

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @bethskw my master plan to see you on this account has worked

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @bethskw @bethskw also my client makes this toot bad

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    gender non-forming

    @bethskw I can't find @bethskw on this account even though I got an email you followed me on my old redirected account (which is possible WHY)

    anyway, getting federation right is like getting sound working in Linux circa 1999

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    antifa ditch wizard
    antifa ditch wizard

    Blessed Eugen

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    amos ✨
    amos ✨

    someone made a chrome extension to play the Wii Shop Channel Shopping Theme whenever visiting @itchio

    github.com/BoraxKid/itch-wii-s

    (thanks @Borax_Kid !)

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    I clean up okayish?!?!

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    Toby Fee
    Toby Fee

    Twitter is like the 9-5 job you fucking hate.
    Mastodon is like coming home, wrapping yourself up all nice and cozy in tinfoil and then getting in the microwave and blowing yourself up tae fuck

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    gender non-forming

    I think we should collectively agree to stop calling twitter bird site and start calling it sad site or nazi site

    now that more people are active over here, I've become more acutely aware of how much even looking over there is exhausting

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    wint
    wint

    guys think if they squat my user name on emerging social media platforms ill give them $1000 for it , instead of just calling them a Bitch

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    geohellraiser
    geohellraiser

    The only thing this site lacks that the bird site is good at is seeing news break in real time, so if you feel like you need that, just keep this image open in a window somewhere.

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    probably both, if we're being honest

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    doing front squats, wondering if this eventually gets easier on the wrists or my wrists eventually dissolve into arthritic dust

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    so it looks like Tuesday and Wednesday next week will be nights? 🤔

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @hylyx hey @Birdmachine look

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  • gender non-forming
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    top surgery, salt, pet death

    @slimekat she's not typically, we were sorta joking around about me being extra salty, then she brought up the top surgery for some reason

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    top surgery, salt, pet death

    today my boss suggested that I've been extra salty since "the girls have been gone" (my top surgery)

    in reality I've been extra salty because work has been extra stressful and my cat is dying of cancer

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    Gains, heck
    Gains, heck

    boost this tweet and follow to help me ascend to my final form: a living bicep emoji

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    tfw you're overly salty and use profanity in a commit before realizing it gets linked on the issue you mentioned, then force an amended commit without the profanity, then see that now BOTH commits are on the issue 😓

    github.com/thoughtbot/factory_

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @steve I'm more okay with the toots being ephemeral than the list of people I follow. recreating said list seems unpleasant!

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @steve apparently there is already an export/import function:

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    Adam✅
    Adam✅

    the general vibe of the site right now

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    @microwavenby I don't have the spoons for that- between a programming job, helping run biohack.me, and my own website about the only way I'd run a masto instance is if biohack.me chooses to spin one up.

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    gender non-forming

    @steve for sure! but unless you back up frequently there would still be the chance for your old instance to be shut down suddenly, preventing a migration

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  • gender non-forming
    gender non-forming

    I love the idea of mastodon but worry about coming back one day after a hiatus to find out that the super cool instance I'm on has disappeared

    I suppose everything is temporary, and you can just create a new account on a different instance

    but it's so out of my comfort zone that my following list, toots, florps, etc could just be... gone

    and backing that up seems weird?

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    Counter-Chicken
    Counter-Chicken

    Why toot when you can doot

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Tweets

Pictures

  • A E S T H E T I C

    A E S T H E T I C

    10 days ago

  • only human after all

    only human after all

    12 days ago

  • 21 days ago

  • this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    24 days ago

  • dayaaaaammmmmn is this shirt lookin' better or is it me?! (it's both)

    dayaaaaammmmmn is this shirt lookin' better or is it me?!...

    about 1 month ago

  • summertime, and the livin' is itchy

    summertime, and the livin' is itchy

    about 2 months ago

  • continuing my quest of killing backlogs... finally painted my warforged druid

    continuing my quest of killing backlogs... finally painte...

    about 2 months ago

  • finally caught up on my @boldportclub backlog

    finally caught up on my @boldportclub backlog

    about 2 months ago

  • mood

    mood

    about 2 months ago

  • 2 months ago

  • office whiteboard update

    office whiteboard update

    2 months ago

  • spotted in the wild in portland #itmfa :purple_heart:

    spotted in the wild in portland #itmfa :purple_heart:

    3 months ago

  • seeing a post apocalyptic play #OnBrand

    seeing a post apocalyptic play #OnBrand

    3 months ago

  • 3 months ago

  • 3 months ago

  • got my drains out and finally got to have a shower! :scream::scream::scream::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:…

    got my drains out and finally got to have a shower! :scre...

    3 months ago

  • 3 months ago

  • that's a weight off my chest

    that's a weight off my chest

    4 months ago

  • overkill, surely

    overkill, surely

    4 months ago

  • decided to bleach my roots before top surgery and this intermediate stage is cool as shit?

    decided to bleach my roots before top surgery and this in...

    4 months ago

Games

  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2
(Switch)

    about 2 months ago

    Played Xenoblade Chronicles 2 on Switch

    about 2 months ago

  • Vampyr
(Playstation)

A taste for blood

    about 2 months ago

    Earned A taste for blood in Vampyr on Playstation

    about 2 months ago

  • Fallout Shelter
(Switch)

    2 months ago

    Played Fallout Shelter on Switch

    2 months ago

  • Detroit: Become Human
(Playstation)

THESE ARE OUR STORIES

    3 months ago

    Earned THESE ARE OUR STORIES in Detroit: Become Human on Playstation

    3 months ago

  • Skyrim
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Skyrim on Switch

    3 months ago

  • God of War (Playstation) Chooser of the Slain

    3 months ago

    Earned Chooser of the Slain in God of War on Playstation

    3 months ago

  • Stardew Valley
(Switch)

    4 months ago

    Played Stardew Valley on Switch

    4 months ago

  • Overcooked!
(Switch)

    4 months ago

    Played Overcooked! on Switch

    4 months ago

  • Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom
(Playstation)

Cooking Up a Storm

    4 months ago

    Earned Cooking Up a Storm in Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom on Playstation

    4 months ago

  • L.A. Noire
(Switch)

    5 months ago

    Played L.A. Noire on Switch

    5 months ago

Books

  • Akira, Vol. 3

    about 2 months ago

  • The Sleep of Reason: An Anthology of Horror

    about 2 months ago

  • Transposes

    about 2 months ago

  • The Ghost in the Shell 2: Man-Machine Interface

    about 2 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 2

    3 months ago

  • Questionable Content, Vol. 6

    3 months ago

  • Jughead, Vol. 3

    4 months ago

  • Queer: A Graphic History

    4 months ago

  • EarthBound

    4 months ago

  • What the Hell Did I Just Read

    5 months ago

Music

  • Duett - Running Scared (Feat. Stewart Lockwood)

    about 14 hours ago

  • Duett - Touch

    about 14 hours ago

  • Duett - Atlas

    about 14 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - The Final Showdown

    about 14 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Rise of the Hero (feat. Powernerd)

    about 14 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Risky Fulfillment

    about 15 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Repeatedly (feat. RBKA)

    about 15 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Street Hawk

    about 15 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Nightrider

    about 15 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - The Target

    about 15 hours ago

  • Neon Nox - Assassination

    about 15 hours ago