Serval appreciation post

At 10
Isn't it too soon?
At 15
Aren't you confused by hormones?
At 18
This is just what you do in college
At 21
Need to wait for your brain to finish developing
At 25
Never showed any signs before
At 30
Isn't it too late?

ban transphobes from public restrooms.

@BethSkw "bitch witch, your suitors have pushed too much dish" is some sorta mood, aesthetic, or GOAL

@_birdmachine fuck spirit forever!

A complete stranger I’ve never interacted with via DM just now: “fuck your insulin. No one is entitled to anything.” Just the daily life of an #insulin4all advocate trying to stay alive in America in 2019.

@BagOfTaints oh good, now I see that too

theres never been a horny me,
and never shall i horny be,
And If this sacred vow shall break,
I pray the lord my posts to take

I love Hard Drive

Tonya McDowell, a homeless Black woman in Connecticut, was sentenced to 5 years in prison for "grand larceny" when she was found to have sent her son to school in the wrong district.

She wanted him to have a better shot at education, prosecutors called it a $15,000 theft. twitter.com/Tom_Winter/sta…

technical debt is a better metaphor once you know that engineers don’t borrow from technical credit cards but rather from technical loan sharks

Business tip: if you're marketing a meal service for athletes, 400 calories is a SNACK for many folks, not a meal worth paying $12 for.

Look, if you're going to call cis women "biological women", we'll have to call trans women "cyborg women".

Biogirls and cyborgirls, teaming up against the patriarchyyyyyyyyyyy!

(This is a shitpost.)

nobody:

linux users in 2003:

new friends

thanks for adding a certain air of mystery to everything I write, autocorrect

@skyesidhe @myrrhlarsen @gg2k16 @dsal @lx I want to do this but it seems tonight is not the night! Tuesdays for me are now usually tied up with other stuff 😞

I feel 100% of this thread twitter.com/harrygiles/sta…

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Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

I feel personally attacked

Love this article calling out an anti-trans fundamentalist who wrote lies, stating lesbians were often rapped by trans women. BS! Please read and retweet. openlynews.com/i/?id=551683fe…

@Yellowglasses it's a very good LGBTQ friendly gym!

but the US is not a very good LGBTQ friendly place, right now

and the cisstraights, bless their hearts, mean well, BUT

I’ve been seeing my gym’s logo regularly since November and I only just realized it’s reminiscent of the American flag and now I feel bad/guilty for wearing it?

i would just like to remind all cis people that the phrase "i don't care what you identify as" is *NOT* a supportive statement in any way

@booleanfitz I know this feeling, friend. every time you talk someone off that ledge, it breaks you a little more.

you only have so much to give, and there is no shame if you have used all that up.

as another friend used to say, you can't set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

this is what presenting female for half my life felt like

Being demisexual is only convenient if you want to be alone for the rest of your life. If you don't, it's a DISASTER where you constantly ask yourself "do I want to be friends with this person or SHOULD I ASK THEM TO MARRY ME? What's the difference?"

Fellow journalists, take heed: A new Twitter account is flagging articles about studies on mice that imply they were performed on humans. h/t @vaughanbell twitter.com/justsaysinmice…

unpopular opinion: Feynman's Lectures on Physics is slightly overrated and his book on QED is vastly underrated. so much of what is awesome about modern theoretical physics is explained in ~150 pages without assuming any math/physics background. cmap.systemsci.org/rid=1QS8HM93L-… [pdf]

Got my porridge and tampons ready for the week fellas and as we know there's literally no other things that might cost money to use to stay alive like shelter or clothes. Just naked in my tampon cave twitter.com/MarcusStead/st…

Prepping to run the D&D campaign Dragon Heist and I didn’t NOT start crying when I discovered this non-binary herbalist. Thank you @Wizards_DnD, it means a lot that this hobby I’ve loved so long is welcoming to me ❤️❤️ @ChrisPerkinsDnD @katewelchhhh @JeremyECrawford @jamesjhaeck

Here’s a cassowary foot.

no cops _or_ TERFs at pride ✊🏻

It still feels too soon, but what the hell. #EpisodeIX

@booleanfitz wait, when that was your name you dated someone with the same name????

was stressing about maybe skipping a workout this weekend because my quads are too damn tired (the trainer plans out workouts with rest days but as I bike everywhere my quads never actually get rest) and it occurred to me I could... do the rest of the workout and skip squats?

Empathy seems like a good quality in human beings. Until it's not.
n.pr/2D9PgcE

“Meet Joe Black” is trending and I’m happy because I can start posting this gif again.#blessed

New York State gerrymandered a map to qualify Hudson Yards for $1.6 billion in financing meant for low-income areas—by threading it to public housing in Harlem. (@CityLab obtained the map info through FOIA.) bit.ly/2U9uGit

@_jbfitz I didn’t even know who Lizzo was until she was the surprise performer at XOXO last year and I saw her live. IMAGINE!

The article is horrifying but I saw this pic of zuck and wondered why he looked so good, so alive. Figured it was an old photo. Turns out that is the wax effigy of him in Madame Tussaud's. He is the only person whose wax figure looks less creepy & uncanny than the original person twitter.com/xeni/status/11…

today I deadlifted 4 sets of 5 @ 185 lbs

🏋️🏻‍♀️💪🏻🙌🏻

person 1: "It's sometimes safer when I'm biking to take the full lane."

person 2: "But you're not a car! Get on the sidewalk!"

person 1: "When I'm biking it makes more sense to treat stop signs as yields."

person 2: "But bikes are the same as cars! Same roads, same rules!"

"It’s not that I find sex disgusting, though perhaps I do ... the part of me that wants it has withered away, and I don’t feel like that’s a loss, really. I don’t feel that having sex has improved my life..., and why should I mourn something that I find anxiety-inducing?" twitter.com/them/status/11…

Just realized I've been confusing Brie Larson with Alison Brie for... forever?

Well, this is interesting. Apparently Amazon and Google came out swinging against this Illinois bill saying a company is not allowed to remotely turn on a microphone without the owner’s permission. ilga.gov/legislation/Bi…

self care, dye yer hair

8 AM - 8:30 PM: i can’t wait to go to sleep again, please let this day deliver me to my bed ASAP

8:31 PM - 7:59 AM: i have never expressed a desire to sleep in my entire life and i never will

So QTBIPOC protest the presence of police, RCMP and military personnel and the response is cancelling Pride?

I’m not a Pride person but I’m angry and heartbroken for the hundreds of queers in my hometown who deserve the right to publicly and SAFELY celebrate who we are. twitter.com/citynewsyeg/st…

A regular came into my work today & told me that there was a girl who used to work there with really short hair like mine & that he would confuse me for her for the longest time until he realized I am a man.

How do I tell him that was me but just earlier in my transition LMAO.

So @BDYHAX is shutting down. The biohacking community is niche, but growing. I think there is an opportunity here to grassroots an event to put a little something back into the huge void left by the departure of BDYHAX. Click the link. forum.dangerousthings.com/t/bdyhax-is-sh…

fuck nihilistic pessimism. nihilistic optimism is the new thing. nothing fucking matters so do what you want and be happy

@_birdmachine goddammit I just scrolled up after I made this joke and saw you beat me to it

EJACULATE! EJACULATE! twitter.com/DethVeggie/sta…

every. time. twitter.com/_TheSion/statu…

@_birdmachine mood, yo. this is my headspace bgm like 60% of the time: m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk496M…

(the other 40% is various MSI)

"So, next time someone asks you to use they in the singular, tell them you’re on board. The dictionary approves!"

dictionary.com/e/they-is-a-si…

Grateful we have the term “basic” now, because vanilla is delicious

friendly reminder that the "transgender debate" is verified, peer-reviewed science endorsed by the worlds leading health organizations vs. people that learned 6th grade biology and decided to call it a day

@DC_BHV I can see buoy hackers being a thing

suddenly and inexplicably missing @IncubatorPDX something fierce #wmhc

@_birdmachine do cloacae count as cunts?