Sparrows above Rome were the color of black and white television, tuned to a dead channel. twitter.com/41Strange/stat…

Portland "is a city with serious, serious problems, and these people are living in a bubble where in their little hipster universe nothing is wrong...It’s a very white city for a very particular reason. It’s got a long history of violent racism."

hcn.org/issues/51.3/ra…

A little thing on quote tweeting art since some people don't really understand it

We really need to encourage more dweeb teens to become Geiger Counter Enthusiasts azcentral.com/story/news/loc…

they got the only person in all of Portland, OR who's never heard of, much less seen a pig to paint this window mural and I am so happy

in light of a rash of lgbtq attacks in portland in the last two weeks this acct was created to be a sort of message board for keeping up community awareness. hopefully it’s useful. 🖤 stay safe. rt

I FUCKING LOVE HIMMMM

U.S. Airlines to Add New Gender Option for Non-Binary Travelers
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@_birdmachine hot water bottles are a really enjoyable bandaid for lack of ambient heat

what being a cop should always feel like

#giletsjaunes #acte14

Gain

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@mollywoodstock know this feel 💜

@AshHardell d’oh! and I was just going to send you this one etsy.me/2MvMXHR

apparently, if you are super lucky, and the stars align just so…

you can get bronchitis caused by the influenza virus

The Mercury is seeking more information about the attacks mentioned in this article, and other recent incidents of violence targeted at LGBTQ individuals. If you have any information or have experienced an assault, please get in touch at news@portlandmercury.com.

Stories of several attacks on the LGBTQ community in Portland have been circulating on social media. Time to stand together and defend each other.
portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/…

me: what the hell is that weird wheezing noise? is the cat snoring?

me, after holding my breath to listen better: oh, no, that’s just my own damn chest and lungs when I inhale THIS IS FINE

@_jbfitz it’s ART

also seriously this is one of the reasons mastodon is better than Twitter- you can put content warnings on posts so people open them at their own discretion

@_jbfitz how can you share this without a picture of the drawing???

way to preemptively call out @dasharez0ne shirts, achewood twitter.com/communoah/stat…

QUEER AND TRANS PEOPLE IN PORTLAND: My partner, Brie, was just attacked by two young white men in a maroon Bronco or Suburban at SE 7th & Madison. She was walking to her car after work and they pulled up beside her, yelled “DIE FUCKING DYKE!” and threw an unopened beer can at

another attack on a queer person in SE Portland. that’s four in a week

all attacks seem to be by two white men in a maroon SUV

stay safe out there, friends

reddit.com/r/Portland/com…

I think I have the flu. good thing I got a flu shot, I guess.

@KylynnIt you got this

adam smith: government is bad

modern libertarian: hell yeah

adam smith: because it benefits rich people

modern libertarian: *RECORD SCRATCH* twitter.com/PunishedAayla/…

@vegrn she’s well enough to be working out again? that’s good. I felt a bit better so went to the grocery store but then when I got home my temperature was 103° (it’s down again) so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@vegrn I’ve never had step. this feels like bronchitis, which I’ve had plenty of times.

also it’s the same thing Mel has, so be careful

my name is Chris
my age is a good time
I was born in the morning
I like to see the house on the market twitter.com/SezClom/status…

if you dont down load the latest versions of all your programs youre fucking stupid

@BethSkw it went up to 102.8 but it’s back down to 101.8 so I’m probably fine 👍🏻

woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102.5° fever

this is fine

@mollywoodstock I added mine to my email signature at work and people noticed them as we communicated

I also started correcting people when they used the wrong pronouns in person

but I also work somewhere where people can set their pronouns for their directory entries so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

First police, now FBI found to be working with Patriot Prayer new emails reveal. twitter.com/CAIROregon/sta…

FTP: Fire The President
SFTP: Senate, Fire The President
TCP/IP: Treasonous Criminal President/Impeach President
HTTP: Hating That Terrible President
RSS: Republican Senates Suck
VPN: Veto President Now

I absolutely refuse to believe that people call tap water any of these other things

i like how we spent centuries at the mercy of measles and once we defeated it a handful of ding dongs took the side of measles

#Portland police shown to protect and coordinate against antifascist protesters over long period. Also helped violent members of #PatriotPrayer avoid arrest. "I want you to know you can trust me. Don't want to burn that," said police officer to Gibson. portlandmercury.com/blogtown/2019/…

imagine walking around knowing you could personally end homelessness in the u.s. while remaining a billionaire and you just choose not to

How a "tea" tweet sounds in a screen reader: youtu.be/mqEaaxzI7Ls

If you didn't know, now's the time to upgrade your praxis by dropping ASCII/font "art" from your tweets.

If you did know and didn't care and posted/RTed anyway, maybe go sit in the ableism naughty corner. twitter.com/unionsaustrali…

happy valentine's day!!! do you believe in love??? these galapagos tortoises dated for almost 100 years and then they broke up and now they hate each other and no one knows why atlasobscura.com/articles/torto…

Roses are red
"Stayin' Alive" is a song
Here are
vitals.lifehacker.com/the-stupidest-…

Mexican scientist cures the Human Papilloma Virus eluniversal.com.mx/english/mexica…

team this kid!

when I was in highschool I would try to do all my homework by the end of classes and if I failed I wouldn’t do it at all.

also I never studied.

and I turned out fine!

*steps on a thousand rakes, sideshow bob style* twitter.com/_Lyddz/status/…

i found it, the single best ui page

Thread from events in #Portland today. twitter.com/Samirite1/stat…

DELTARUNE, the next game from the creator of #Undertale, is coming to #NintendoSwitch #eShop! Play DELTARUNE Chapter 1 for FREE on 2/28!

the four types of people on twitter

@KylynnIt because I have face blindness I didn’t even realize who you were at first when you mentioned me. congratulations! everyone’s trans, yay!

my neighbor has a dog visiting and they left and it’s barking in their apartment and my poor cat is Not Doing Okay™️

dogs were a mistake

for the record I 100% believe that “gen x” is mostly a ploy by younger boomers to launder themselves as cooler than the other boomers but I’m not fuckin buying it. grunge never existed they made that shit up and hired kurt cobain as a crisis actor

When a house is flipped, it causes gentrification, and also means that a building near BART remains single family housing for years to come.
Minimum density limits can have it so investment adds housing, rather than simply make what's there more expensive.

I couldn't fold it into thirds, but it does spark joy. #MarieKondo

@vegrn do you own any bow ties? I think they'd suit you!

single-family zoning shouldn't heave ever been a thing in the first place, anywhere. twitter.com/enjus/status/1…

this absolute unit is really not feelin up to it right now. sorry. instagram.com/p/Btyj1McgeEA/…

researching this attack on titan trashfire and wow people sure are bending over backwards to better accommodate sticking this garbage right up their asses

“a Japanese author skimming… Western history”

bitch what do you think Japan was doing in World War II

no excuses

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TBH BUT "TITANS ARE JEWS" WAS NOT IT twitter.com/sticky_phantom…

i personally love to live in an ideological echo chamber where nobody i speak to regularly wants me or my fucking friends dead

This isn't getting nearly the attention it deserves: why are Apple & Google hosting a Saudi app that lets men block grown women from traveling & sends
"male guardians" SMS alerts when women cross borders? businessinsider.com/apple-google-c…

@_jbfitz you got my deetz already, count me in!

an average billionaire twitter.com/business/statu…

well, the 90s start coming and they don’t stop coming twitter.com/coolstuffcheap…

“What do we want?”
“OUR KIDS TO DIE OF A PREVENTABLE DISEASE”
“When do we want it?”
“LONG AFTER THAT DISEASE WAS BASICALLY ERADICATED BY SCIENCE” twitter.com/CBSNews/status…

so I tried to give myself a fade instagram.com/p/BtrTCiFhXxa/…

@CBSNews

@_birdmachine 💜, friend

NEED UNICORN POWER! If worn while deadlifting you get 2d6 to every submax set. If worn whilst eating in a public restaurant you will roll a d100 for a chance to win that amount of doughnuts to appear instantly at your table. If worn while at a DnD table you'll look dope as hell. twitter.com/IAMDNDL/status…