I kinda expect Dany to die but for the dragons to follow Jon as another true Targaryen twitter.com/GWillowWilson/…

apparently there was exactly one fruit fly in my apartment that was so lonely it flew into a fresh mug of piping hot coffee

everyone I know covers their laptop camera

no one I know covers their phone camera twitter.com/duckduckgo/sta…

@ghalidrim at least you aren't one of the ones crowing about how awful it is.

@jasonhobson my twitter feed is all like "it's as if a bazinga shirt was a book" and "it's the most shameless pandering imaginable"

did everyone who hates it read the same book...?

or is this some berenstain bears shit?

I read Ready Player One years ago and I guess it pandered to me in all the right ways

should I reread it to see why everyone else hates it

I never feel as much shame for loving a thing as I do when Ready Player One comes up

& I unapologetically love the Super Mario Bros movie

#dreamdaddy #DDADDS tell her I said get well soon

this sounds like a much better diet plan than the "you can't digest fat! (all fat you eat falls out your butt)" diet pills/food. twitter.com/RikerGoogling/…

@classicdetch I feel like I missed something and at some point she turned into some sort of trolling art experiment? like, this can't be real?

I've had too much time on my hands recently

How to conduct yourself in an interview by Kurt Vonnegut Jr

Apparently there's a thing called a bunny harvestman and it's absolutely adhorrible.

once in kindergarten I pretended to eat paste as a joke (turned my head sideways, put it NEXT TO my mouth) and they sent me to the nurse twitter.com/AkilahObviousl…

@ahninjas robotics does explain how her legs can even move without any gluteus muscles but does not explain why the rest of her has fake muscles

@ahninjas so a perfect butt is absolutely no butt?

@tenderlove I'm so sorry

the major is having none of your unrealistic body expectations junk (in the trunk) instagram.com/p/BW11YViDk7J/

oh good a new way for me to annoy my neighbors thanks to @boldport

::a::for i=1,999 do
x=rnd(64)y=flr(rnd(128))*64+24576
poke(y+x,peek(y+x-1)+1)end
color(6+x%5)s=" oh shit"
?s..s..s
goto a

#pico8
#tweetjam

@_birdmachine advice: be less bad
bill: $420

This is what happens when we let men write books

#infosec Checking cat.exe.
Nope, it's bad.
Quarantine.

when ur semantic drift racing and u crash

dang series ten of dr who was short! and they sure hinted at the next regeneration casting, didnae they?

if there is a better stock photo narrative i haven't seen it.

sometimes you get a bit peckish, y'know? don't judge me. instagram.com/p/BWzMGhID_u5/

every time someone talks about fettucine alfredo I think about Hunter S. Thompson eating it in a hot tub at 6AM

this story about @enjoIras_’s art gives me life
🏳️‍🌈❤️💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈
pride.com/art/2017/7/17/…

@_birdmachine squeeeeeee

instead of a show about slaves what about a show where michelle obama tells us everything is going to be ok for an hour every sunday

最悪マジで。

ugh, I'm researching at-home euthanasia for my cat so I'll be prepared when his time comes (not too far out) and it's so damn depressing

'Doctor' has no gender in English.

why tho instagram.com/p/BWt3MQADf3h/

@reidman are you familiar with the metal cover? youtube.com/watch?v=rocWXd…

@jasonhobson everyone talking her up built her up expectations too high. she’s far better than any recent companions… but against rose? martha? donna?

@DrunkenGeeBee but be aware that it usually takes about a half season for new doctors to find themselves

@DrunkenGeeBee Davies' Bad Wolf arc during Tenant's run leads me to believe that this, too, is a Moffat problem

I still have no recollection of Nardole ever existing before, despite reading all about him

anyway, read some recaps of the end of season 9 and although I watched all of it as it aired I basically remembered none of it

turns out, a TWO YEAR gap between sessions makes Moffat's writing even more confusing and forgettable

decided to go back to Dr Who (bc of upcoming regeneration and also Bill) having not watched since season 9 and damn was I lost

When the GIF frames per second match your leg speed.

it's true

the 90s were basically a Tim and Eric sketch, made flesh

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KweD1B… twitter.com/DinosaurDracul…

@tenderlove I doubt you were, but just in case, don't feel guilty for having happy times while you are grieving. grief isn't linear-has ebbs and flows

@tenderlove omg, I saw the screenshots.

big fucking words from someone who's clearly never lost anyone and has no idea how grief works.

‘programming’ is a delightful pastime in which you debug for hours only to discover the real problem is: you can’t read, and you can’t count

@tenderlove understandable. *hugs*

When the camera shutter speed is in sync with the wings of a bird, you can happen to see this bit.ly/2u22GBZ

Our D.C. office building got a security robot. It drowned itself.

We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.

@tenderlove matcha?

O👏M👏F👏G
#BladeRunner2049
youtube.com/watch?v=dZOaI_…

misread "nanobots" as "nanobutts" twitter.com/ctrlcreep/stat…

I updated those internet-themed crayons for this the year of our lord 2017

in 1997 Crayola made the leap into a cyberpunk future with the release of these internet themed crayons.
Web Surfin' Blue is my colour.

same instagram.com/p/BWoe2TcDuPH/

this isn't new as we learned from what happened when someone posted a picture of the TSA luggage matter keys

but now it's more accessible! twitter.com/xeni/status/88…

"First they came for Star Wars and Ghostbusters. Now they've taken Doctor Who from us..."

@ghalidrim thinking the same, maybe. skipped the last season or so, but heard the latest companion saved it somewhat?

"He can not sleep without listening to the piano :) 🎹🐈😊"
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"Piano dinlemeden uyuyamaz :) 🎹🐈😊"

How to exploit a vulnerable door handle by @klepas at our Locksport meet today

Less about looking like a woman, more about saying F/U to the cult of systematic masculinity.

look at that bad @english_major attitude instagram.com/p/BWjHovKjw5B/

😍 twitter.com/dunwaIl/status…

Martin, you're doing amazing sweetie

@tenderlove I'm so sorry *hugs*

I can’t stop laughing, good job little AI hotdog buddies twitter.com/SarahJReports/…