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    brekshit, eupol

    France’s EU minister names her cat 'Brexit' because ‘he meows loudly to be let out but just stands there when I open the door’

    independent.co.uk/news/world/e

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    kaffe
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    ace ace baby

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    watched all of the new season of Queer Eye and wanted more so rewatched Skyler's episode from season two and noticed he wears a black ring on his middle finger... so he's ace too?

    if so I wish that would have been brought up in the episode as there's even less ace representation than trans representation (we need more of both)

    but I guess some allo/cis heads might have exploded being exposed to too many new concepts at once

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    @zenhob but targeted ads on every other platform are always completely off base

    probably because of all the privacy extensions I use, which aren't applicable on Instagram, I guess

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    @zenhob I hate that I kept seeing them in an Instagram ad and finally caved

    Instagram is the only ad platform that gets me at all but it gets me so much

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    ordered my first pair of men's fancy shoes!

    despite not yet having any other men's dress clothes

    and wanting to wait until I've been on T for a while before getting a proper suit fitting

    but PURPLE SHOES

    soxy.com/collections/soxy-bold

    Soxy suede dress shoes with purple laces and soles

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    any trans masc people out there on the hunt for men's jeans that fit well around hips- check out mugsy jeans!

    they stretch SO MUCH without even looking like it, and are amazingly comfortable.

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    cat woke me up chasing around one of the hooks I had been using to hold up Xmas lights

    charged out of bed, and he had chewed threw some of the wires

    after pulling out a soldering iron and attempting to cut and repair the string (which worked up to a point, when LEDs began shorting out up the string), and spending over an hour trying to reorder the remaining lights to take up the slack, I'm giving these up for a loss

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    finally watched Captain Marvel and despite it being hyped to all hell it ended up being better than I thought it would be?!?!

    how is that even possible

    probably the second best Marvel movie, after Thor Ragnarok

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    the binary gender system is white supremacy and colonialism that is all

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    ☽crescent creatrix ☾
    ☽crescent creatrix ☾

    imho, white people need to prepare themselves for the reality that these folks are not gonna go away peacefully

    and while you might not be ready to fight them now

    that's not gonna stop them from killing *you* at any time to achieve what they want

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    moderates need to move out of the way
    people are dying

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    My new favorite fan theory is Kindergarten Cop takes place in Silent Hill

    The many similar locations in Silent hill and Kindergarten Cop

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    came home, went to have a piss, lifted the toilet seat only to have the cat immediately throw himself ass over teakettle into the toilet

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    at a show and as part of the pre-show an actor came by with a tarot deck and had me draw a card

    I drew the... title card? the card with like deck and copyright info?

    I showed it to the actor and she cackled and offered me a new card

    but I was all like, no, I think this is really the one for me

    and she took it and put it back in the deck

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    starwall 🐛🛡️
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    I miss the days when science fiction was still a genre and not a reality.

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    And the award for the cover of the week goes to … Bloomberg!

    Cover of Bloomberg Business Week showing Mark Zuckerbergs face from the hearing in congress. On top of the picture there is some code. The code basically says: When doing a public apology switch to empathetic mode then make eye contact, say „I’m sorry“, increase core temperature, produce tears, wipe them, do nothing afterwards

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    🍤Dee-nied🙅🏽‍♀️🍤
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    youtube

    Friendly reminder that youtube continues to demonetize LGBT, Pro-Black, Pro-Palestinian channels, but still joyfully partners with PewdiePie

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    Leia :blobdab:
    Leia :blobdab:


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    רבקה בת מוע׳
    רבקה בת מוע׳
    on clownface mcfuckstick's latest threats

    i forget who, but someone here made a toot pointing out that when the far right makes claims about a "violent, out-of-control, authoritarian left", they are building a false pretext for more violence

    this is pretty clear in yesterday's threats from trump: "the left is violent, but imagine if my supporters in the police and military and biker gangs got violent." it's laughable in part because they already are, but it's also a pretext for even worse.

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    @kaniini Day ONE

    A hacker comes into a restaurant and discovers that the salt shaker on the table can be unscrewed and one can pour anything into it. The hacker goes home and writes an angry letter to the manager of the restaurant: "I, meG@Duc, found a vulnerability in the salt shakers at your restaurant. An attacker can open them and pour poison inside! Take action immediately!"

    Day TWO
    The manager, among other business letters, requests for food deliveries and courier receipts finds the notification letter and shrugs: "Who could even come up with this nonsense?"

    Day FIVE
    The hacker comes into the restaurant and pours poison in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people die, the manager is dragged three months in courts to prove the absense of a crime. The Hacker writes a letter in the style of "Well, I told you!".

    Day 96
    The manager orders his staff to buy specially designed salt shakers with a combination lock. Visitors of the restaurant feel like they are missing something very important in the meaning of life.

    Day 97
    The Hacker discovers that the holes in the salt shakers pass salt in both directions. And not only salt, anything! He writes an angry letter to the manager after pissing in all the salt shakers. Three hundred people stop visiting the restaurant forever, thirty get admitted to the hospital with food poisoning. The hacker sends an SMS to the restaurant manager: "How are you doing?". The manager is dragged through courts for three months and is released on probation.

    Day 188
    The manager vows to no longer work in any kind of food establishment, and to peacefully cut timber in Siberia. Engineers are working on a new one-way valve for a salt shaker. Waitresses in the meantime withdraw all the old salt shakers and distribute the salt by hand.

    Day 190
    The Hacker steals a salt shaker from the restaurant and carefully studies the device at home. He writes an angry letter to the manager: "I, meG@Duc, stole the salt shaker and I find this fact outrageous! Anyone can steal your salt shakers!" The previously fully sober manager goes home and drinks a bottle of vodka.

    Day 193
    The Hacker discovers that all the salt shakers in the restaurant are chained and nailed to the table. He arrives at a hacker conference and reports on his progress, getting a well-deserved reward for the protection of the interests of society and consumers. Fortunately, the manager never hears anything about it and will not die of alcohol poisoning, for now.

    Day 194
    As part of a diabolical, genius elaborate operation, BLACKHAT hackers break into the restaurant and pour all the salt from the salt shakers in their pockets. The Hacker meG@Duc writes an indignant letter to the manager, alluding to the fact that there is no concern for the visitors in the restaurant as any criminal can deprive honest people from salt in an instant. A salt dispenser with a one-time authorization is just necessary!

    Engineers work in sweat on a new salt shaker, while waitresses hand out salt manually, again. The manager goes on vacation to the
    Seychelles and has dinner only in his room, avoiding any canteens, restaurants and bars.

    Day 200
    Visitors of the restaurant find in horror that in order to pour salt, they must go to the waitress, show their passport and get a special 8-digit one-time code to the shaker. For pepper they should repeat the procedure.

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    Gessica (Giraffe Jessica)
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    How do you spot a trans person?
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    @polymerwitch I can't find this thread. what's the slur?

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    I̴̅ͣȌ̴ͥ ̈́͐ͬ̀̚C̴̀͊̓ͧor̡r̋̒̄̽̊u̡p̷ͥ̅̓ͪ̊ţ͛io̓̍ͩ̾̎҉ṅͨ ‮✨💻☕
    I̴̅ͣȌ̴ͥ ̈́͐ͬ̀̚C̴̀͊̓ͧor̡r̋̒̄̽̊u̡p̷ͥ̅̓ͪ̊ţ͛io̓̍ͩ̾̎҉ṅͨ ‮✨💻☕

    the feeling on /r/sysadmin regarding facebook being down was different from what usually happens

    reddit thread of people not being overly sad that facebook is down, and not really caring for the admins who have to work on it

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    TIL: Rather than inciting people to anger or violence, research has found that loud and chaotic music such as metal and punk is ‘a healthy way of processing anger’ theguardian.com/music/2015/jun

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    werewolves are just fursonas with a magical girl transformation sequence.

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    Lyft closed my two (!) leftover defcon Lyft accounts so at least there's that

    lesson learned: move my real Lyft account to my travel phone number, then back again after defcon

    I guess

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    bUwUrzum💀🌽
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    if a crime is punishable by a fine, that means its legal for rich people

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    dankwraith 🐛 🛐
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    UBI without rent control / massive subsidized housing programs should be called Universal Landlord Income

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    Alice 😎
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    The gender-industrial complex

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    fitness, mh -

    feeling like a pile of useless slop at the gym as I fail to hit depth on a 165lb squat after a whole damn month off

    nevermind the bronchitis, top surgery revision, and IUD replacement that happened during that month

    doesn't matter how incorrect and silly feeling worthless right now is, I still feel it

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    LunaTerra - GNU/Girl
    LunaTerra - GNU/Girl

    Buying and drinking bottled water when you have access to safe tap water is rich white people bullshit that enables the fucking monstrous corporations that are privatizing previously public water supplies in poorer places.

    Fucking get over yourself and just drink normal water if it doesn't have fucking heavy metals in it

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    anyway, I contacted Lyft to ask if they could at least make sure that I'm not paying for that new phone number's person's rides

    but I expect I'll have a bad time

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    reminded of how shit the Lyft account structure is because I got an email asking if I changed my phone number...

    for the "temp" Lyft account I created on my travel phone for last year's defcon

    guess that phone number got reallocated, and that the new owner wants to use Lyft!

    sucks to be both of us, I guess

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    Questions about coloring hair

    @minego this can happen sometimes if your hair has been damaged from repeated bleaching

    semi-permanent is basically paint that sits on top of hair. this is more tolerant vs hair damage

    permanent actually involves a chemical process and depends on the structural integrity of the hair being in good shape

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    🍤Dee-nied🙅🏽‍♀️🍤
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    Hot take 🥵

    White folks are the ONLY ones that stand to benefit from the “Russians stole our election” take. Because it transforms 45’s win into an anomaly & not a predictable conclusion of generations of a political status quo that excluded Black/Brown/LGBT/Disabled/Poor communities. It also makes their own family members out to be impressionable pawns brainwashed by conniving foreigners and not the actual bigots they always were. On top of all that its not a historically original narrative👇🏽

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    Captain :no_gender:
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    Femmbies and Enbois

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Tweets

Pictures

  • :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    6 days ago

  • well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this the flu?

    well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this t...

    28 days ago

  • woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102.5° fever  this is fine

    woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102...

    about 1 month ago

  • so I tried to give myself a fade

    so I tried to give myself a fade

    about 1 month ago

  • please let this be a bait bike

    please let this be a bait bike

    about 2 months ago

  • cursed workplace object

    cursed workplace object

    about 2 months ago

  • 2009 vs 2019

    2009 vs 2019

    2 months ago

  • took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuati...

    3 months ago

  • ab-so-tootly

    ab-so-tootly

    4 months ago

  • drew a little picture of my character during gaming today and it's also a pretty accurate representation of me, tbh

    drew a little picture of my character during gaming today...

    4 months ago

  • Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    5 months ago

  • little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Frisk? something else?

    little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Fris...

    5 months ago

  • imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind every month or so  I wonder what that feels like?  I wonder how it compares to menstruating?

    imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind ...

    6 months ago

  • picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a funerary flower, and toxic to cats. I've never been able to get them before. fitting, bittersweet, beautiful.

    picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a fu...

    6 months ago

  • I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this propaganda poster from year ???? has the trans flag as a rainbow

    I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this prop...

    6 months ago

  • oh good, a new failure model for boots

    oh good, a new failure model for boots

    6 months ago

  • good morning, y'all.  I'm real glad I got the blooky. they are super cuddly and when I went back to the expo hall yesterday there were no others left.

    good morning, y'all. I'm real glad I got the blooky. the...

    7 months ago

  • FUCK YEAH

    FUCK YEAH

    7 months ago

  • dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around with all day with a weekend's worth of crap was heavier than I thought

    dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around wit...

    7 months ago

  • old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across the floor, spilling water everywhere. she's old, and near the end, so I try not to get annoyed, but :triumph::triumph::triumph:

    old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across...

    7 months ago

Games

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(Playstation)

Volcanic Sunscreen

    8 days ago

    Earned Volcanic Sunscreen in Assassin's Creed Odyssey on Playstation

    8 days ago

  • Marvel's Spider-Man
(Playstation)

The City Sleeps

    8 days ago

    Earned The City Sleeps in Marvel's Spider-Man on Playstation

    8 days ago

  • Diablo III Eternal Collection
(Switch)

    about 1 month ago

    Played Diablo III Eternal Collection on Switch

    about 1 month ago

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Katamari Damacy REROLL
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Katamari Damacy REROLL on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Donut County
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Donut County on Switch

    3 months ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Undertale
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Undertale on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Fallout 76
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Fallout 76 on PS4

    4 months ago

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
(PS4)

    4 months ago

    Played Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS4

    4 months ago

Books

  • Akira, Vol. 4

    about 2 months ago

  • Questionable Content, Vol. 5

    2 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay

    2 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

    2 months ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins

    2 months ago

  • Metropo: Eight stories from the unending city

    2 months ago

  • Down In A Hole

    2 months ago

  • Bikes Not Rockets: Intersectional Feminist Bicycle Science Fiction Stories

    2 months ago

  • Akira, Vol. 3

    2 months ago

Music

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Bed of Roses

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Prom

    4 days ago

  • EURINGER - The Medicine Does Not Control Me (featuring Grimes)

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Out of my Minds

    4 days ago

  • Jimmy Urine - Available On Betamax

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Cocaine and Toupees

    4 days ago

  • EURINGER - Wuthering Heights

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Harry Truman

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Tight 8-bit

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Casio

    4 days ago

  • Mindless Self Indulgence - Be Like Superman

    4 days ago