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    halcy​:icosahedron:
    halcy​:icosahedron:

    our meme generation neural network student is getting towards the end of his masters thesis and the results are absolutely a riot

    "am i the only one" meme image with text "WHEN YOU GET READY FOR / CHRISTMAS"

    "philosoraptor" meme image with text "IF YOU ARE DEAD WHY DO / YOU HAVE LEGS"

    "bad luck brian" meme with text "BUY A BAG OF CHIPS AND GETS A / BAG OF CHIPS CHIPS AND GETS SHOT BY A BAG OF CHIPS AND CHIPS"

    "bad luck brian" meme image with text "FINALLY GETS BRACES REMOVED / TEETH ARE REMOVED"

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    last year I played both Ni No Kuni 2 and Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for hundreds of hours each, and now when I think of events or locations from either game I have a hard time remembering which of those two games the events or locations were in

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    dilf ubu
    dilf ubu

    every old lady in every novel pre-1900 is just fundamentally pissed off in the profoundest depths of their soul. whyever could this be

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    Alexis
    Alexis

    gonna tell you all a cat secret now, this is the advanced shit

    when a cat you don’t know well does the roll on their back to show you their belly

    moving slowly and politely, pet them at the base of their ears

    if you do it right, they’ll wiggle around to ram their head into your palm for more, and you’ll have made a friend

    now you’re a cat person, i don’t make the rules

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I like Mast a lot despite how my timeline jumps all over the place when toots load in and how sometimes it forgets to actually apply the CW I set leaving it simply as "sensitive content" which is not a good CW forcing me to delete and repost

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    selfies, ec

    the longer I take T, the more I look like Billy Idol when I bleach my hair.

    anyway, trying a new brand of purple hair dye! (Iro Iro)

    me with bleached hair

    me with freshly died purple hair

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    food

    here's the end result! coconut bread (recipe: smittenkitchen.com/2013/03/coc )

    I've already eaten half.

    a loaf of fresh homemade coconut bread on a cooling rack; half eaten

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    food

    decided to do some baking tonight because I miss and love it and went the extra mile and browned the butter in a pan before adding it to the other ingredients 👨‍🍳

    then I was hungry for dinner so cooked up one of those freezer pasta bag things in the pan with the butter residue 😍

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    garfield
    garfield

    when americans say they "majored" in something it means it was the thing they were best at shooting with guns when they served in the army

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    T-Shirts Bot
    T-Shirts Bot

    YES, I AM DRUNK.

    DYNAMIC
    RATIONAL
    UNINHIBITED
    NAZI-PUNCHING
    KING

    tshirtsbot.com/product/yes-i-a

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    alcohol mention, mh-

    feeling like absolute scum because I'm going to a party tonight and won't get a chance to pick up beer on the way, so I asked my friends if someone could grab some and I'd pay them, and one responded with "I'm sober and don't feel comfortable doing that"

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    Tek®
    Tek®

    An Uber driver won’t return Tek Jr’s lost phone without a ransom payment. (Uber policy: “for $15 we deliver lost items to you.” Driver wants $100.) So I looked up her phone number, found her Facebook, got her employer, called their HR department, and got the name of the receptionist. Texted the Uber driver and asked, for her convenience, to just drop the phone off with Jane in HR at her office. The phone is now on its way to us free of charge.

    Seriously, please don’t fuck with me or my family.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @polymerwitch every time? is that weird?

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    A wild catfox appeared! 💜
    A wild catfox appeared! 💜

    "Jesus was the original millennial. He still lived at home with his mom and stepfather in his 30s, he fermented his own alcohol, he thought he was god’s gift to the world, and he tried to start a career as an influencer because he had 13 followers."

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    libre rgggn
    libre rgggn

    Please remember that #Git is by nature distributed. So when migrating from (for example) #GitHub to (for example) #GitLab please, please, please do NOT create a brand new repository and git add the files, or the entire commit history will be lost. Instead, just push the existing repository to your new hosting service.

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    KT 🐧
    KT 🐧

    It took a lot of work but I completely babyproofed my house. I now have a 20' wide moat going around the exterior of my home, filled with alligators in case of a swimming baby invasion

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    T-Shirts Bot
    T-Shirts Bot
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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    really, really, digging the new Euringer (Mindless Self Indulgence) Fuck Everything video

    youtube.com/watch?v=EVfvBq0aW8

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    Hi! It's Zoey's Second Account
    Hi! It's Zoey's Second Account

    There are 2 wolves inside you. They've been there for a very long time and even though you meant to say hi to them when they moved in you just never got around to it and now the fact that you didn't is causing the anxiety that keeps you from greeting them. It's a vicious circle. The wolves are a gay couple and very happy together.

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    Mx. Ace Fucking Jaycee
    Mx. Ace Fucking Jaycee
    technology, ableism, and environmentalism
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    Just Ellie 🌨️ 🏳️‍🌈🎄🐍
    Just Ellie 🌨️ 🏳️‍🌈🎄🐍

    OH: "Sex chromosomes are a lie propped up by the powerful Gender Reveal Party industry"

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    Shitroomate

    @Birdmachine the only people I've met like this were abusive and/or had at that point undiagnosed personality disorders. hanging around people like that too long really starts to make you doubt your own sanity- there's no winning except to leave.

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    Bofa Updog
    Bofa Updog

    tryna get a job in 2019 dot jpg

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    @BrianEnigma I haven't seen the show but I've seen her do the needle thing live. also, she's got more and larger magnets implanted than anyone else, afaik.

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    @BrianEnigma if it's the Anastasia Synn episode, she's a grinder friend of mine!

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    XOXO
    XOXO

    🎉🎟 XOXO returns to Revolution Hall with four days of incredible speakers, performances, and projects. Surveys close on May 23! 2019.xoxofest.com

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    irrational anxiety, hrt

    starting T didn't erase my anxiety it just made it so I spend less time being anxious, and it's possible it's the exact same amount of anxiety overall just condensed into a shorter time frame

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    irrational anxiety, hrt

    I was given a twelve week supply of T seven weeks ago- two 1 ml vials. last week, week six, I finished the first vial, exactly on schedule. despite this, because anxiety I guess, I'm terrified I'm going to run out of the second vial before I can renew my prescription 🙄

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    fuckin, uuuuh laurie
    fuckin, uuuuh laurie

    being trans is like starting new game+

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    ✨ Iris Jay ✨
    ✨ Iris Jay ✨

    heart emoji legend:

    ❤️ = standard level of fondness
    🧡= idk if this one shows up on your OS but if it does: ;)
    💛 = I adore your kind heart / sup, piss pal
    💚 = Gamer Love™️
    💙 = the most platonic color. no one shall suspect. im a genius
    💜 = I’m outwardly flirty and inwardly screaming
    🖤 = i’M a LiTtLe FuCkEd Up >;J
    💖 = enough fuckin around, i’m bringing in The Big Guns
    💕 = we’re dating at this point
    💞 = we’re engaged at this point
    💝 = sup, bondage pal
    💔 = nobody uses this one. c’mon.

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    Sargoth (cyborg aspect)
    Sargoth (cyborg aspect)

    if the cyborg revolution does not include massively oversized 90s haircuts, then it is not my cyborg revolution

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    Ferret

    Hi.

    Long haired tabby kitten laying in kitty bed in such a way that you only see his head poking out and a raised paw as if he's saying "hi."

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    man, you know what never gets old? shitting on people for liking things that you don't like!

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    it's the great bumpkin, Charlie Brown

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    Snapchat filter boy selfie, ec

    snapchat's version of boy me feels strange but also good

    me with the Snapchat boy filter

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I found a way! It requires a chrome extension, which means I had to use chrome, but it worked.

    chrome.google.com/webstore/det

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    manic pixie fever dream
    manic pixie fever dream

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Tweets

Pictures

  • I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport bar so many times and am always pleasantly surprised- I need to start coming here on purpose

    I've accidentally wound up at this same damn LAX airport ...

    21 days ago

  • the absolute best Easter candy

    the absolute best Easter candy

    about 2 months ago

  • paid someone else to cut my hair for a change :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    paid someone else to cut my hair for a change :thumbsup::...

    about 2 months ago

  • :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    :raised_hands::smile_cat:

    2 months ago

  • well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this the flu?

    well, at least my fever is only 101° now? :hand:is this t...

    3 months ago

  • woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102.5° fever  this is fine

    woke up with a sore throat and cough and now I have a 102...

    3 months ago

  • so I tried to give myself a fade

    so I tried to give myself a fade

    3 months ago

  • please let this be a bait bike

    please let this be a bait bike

    4 months ago

  • cursed workplace object

    cursed workplace object

    4 months ago

  • 2009 vs 2019

    2009 vs 2019

    4 months ago

  • took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuati...

    5 months ago

  • ab-so-tootly

    ab-so-tootly

    6 months ago

  • drew a little picture of my character during gaming today and it's also a pretty accurate representation of me, tbh

    drew a little picture of my character during gaming today...

    6 months ago

  • Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    7 months ago

  • little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Frisk? something else?

    little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Fris...

    7 months ago

  • imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind every month or so  I wonder what that feels like?  I wonder how it compares to menstruating?

    imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind ...

    8 months ago

  • picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a funerary flower, and toxic to cats. I've never been able to get them before. fitting, bittersweet, beautiful.

    picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a fu...

    8 months ago

  • I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this propaganda poster from year ???? has the trans flag as a rainbow

    I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this prop...

    8 months ago

  • oh good, a new failure model for boots

    oh good, a new failure model for boots

    8 months ago

  • good morning, y'all.  I'm real glad I got the blooky. they are super cuddly and when I went back to the expo hall yesterday there were no others left.

    good morning, y'all. I'm real glad I got the blooky. the...

    9 months ago

Games

  • Days Gone
(Playstation)

Farewell Original

    7 days ago

    Earned Farewell Original in Days Gone on Playstation

    7 days ago

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(Playstation)

The Conqueror

    10 days ago

    Earned The Conqueror in Assassin's Creed Odyssey on Playstation

    10 days ago

  • Skyrim
(Switch)

    2 months ago

    Played Skyrim on Switch

    2 months ago

  • Mr Success
(iOS)

    2 months ago

    Played Mr Success on iOS

    2 months ago

  • Marvel's Spider-Man
(Playstation)

The City Sleeps

    2 months ago

    Earned The City Sleeps in Marvel's Spider-Man on Playstation

    2 months ago

  • Diablo III Eternal Collection
(Switch)

    3 months ago

    Played Diablo III Eternal Collection on Switch

    3 months ago

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
(Switch)

    5 months ago

    Played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch

    5 months ago

  • Katamari Damacy REROLL
(Switch)

    5 months ago

    Played Katamari Damacy REROLL on Switch

    5 months ago

  • Donut County
(Switch)

    5 months ago

    Played Donut County on Switch

    5 months ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    5 months ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    5 months ago

Books

  • Akira, Vol. 6

    29 days ago

  • Genetics 101: From Chromosomes and the Double Helix to Cloning and DNA Tests, Everything You Need to Know about Genes

    30 days ago

  • Akira, Vol. 5

    about 1 month ago

  • Akira, Vol. 4

    4 months ago

  • Questionable Content, Vol. 5

    4 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay

    4 months ago

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

    4 months ago

  • The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins

    4 months ago

  • Metropo: Eight stories from the unending city

    4 months ago

Music

  • Timecop1983 - Somewhere We Can Go

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Silent Tears

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Letting Go

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Too Late (feat. LeBrock) [instrumental]

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Moving On

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Call On You (feat. The Boy and Sister Alma)

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Static (feat. The Midnight) [instrumental]

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Far Away

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Afterglow

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - Sky (Prologue)

    6 days ago

  • Timecop1983 - With You

    6 days ago