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    faaaaiiiiiiiiirrrrrrr

    a negative emotionality subtrait chart with 'depresison' at 25/100, 'emotional volatility' at 62/100, and 'anxiety' at 100/100

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    Filipe 'shello' Rodrigues
    Filipe 'shello' Rodrigues

    If you allow your website users to delete their account and don't really delete their data, maybe don't allow a registration with the same e-mail address to inherit the old user data – *and if you do* maybe don't let them access anything before they confirm their e-mail address.

    'Cause I was just shown a website that lets you access all the user data if you know the e-mail address used to register an account that was deleted in the meantime.
    And we figured this out in a matter of minutes.

    💯

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @Xyc0 cardigan was the first I found, and was good. and the service they provided was worth the price of a fancy coffee, so I'm happy!

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    it worked!

    here is the tool if anyone else needs it: gocardigan.com/

    sure, I could have written something myself, but my it wouldn't have been done this fast and my time is worth more to me than $3.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    so anyway, current status:

    downloaded Twitter archive of ~27000 tweets. uploaded to a service that purports to be able to delete them for a nominal fee ($3)

    worth a shot.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    here's a dumb thing I learned today: when mass deleting tweets the Twitter API only allows the most recent 3200 to be deleted. and for whatever reason, you can't just delete in 3200 tweet chunks- all older tweets are forever inaccessible to the API.

    you can't see those tweets on Twitter, even- unless they have media in which case they are accessible still from the profile sidebar. or via direct link, I guess.

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    Brian Enigma
    Brian Enigma
    uspol
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    Coxri 🇵🇷:heart_nb:
    Coxri 🇵🇷:heart_nb:

    the traditional political quadrant test is pretty bad. it was created to make people into libertarians its not really as objective as people think. also: don't get your politics from a BuzzFeed quiz that's like getting it from the harry potter house of the libs you hate lol

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    tfw someone comments "still as beautiful as ever 😍" and you appreciate the sentiment but that's absolutely not the aesthetic you're going for

    :mario_awe: handsome, swole, badass, etc

    :mario_flop: pretty, beautiful, cute, etc

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    2009 vs 2019

    pictures of me, with and without boobs and makeup

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    Gib
    Gib
    NIH: A proposal to classify happiness as a psychiatric disorder.
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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    @zenhob it's what people should use.

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    this is me being peak white person I guess

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    oh no, my Goodwill is full up until Wednesday so I had to carry my bag of crap home

    this is the opposite of tidying

    I just want to put this bag of totally usable and clean clothes and objects into the garbage

    oh no

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I have a 400 sq ft apartment and already purge things on a regular basis

    last year a friend accused me of being a minimalist (and I argued that I earned no such acclaim)

    I bet my space is starting off tidier than some of the spaces on the show end up

    and yet

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    things "bringing joy" seems an insufficient metric

    my old cats' ashes don't bring joy, yet I'm not tossing them- that's monster behavior

    likewise the food processor I bought four years ago and never used... well, maybe I should use or donate that

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I haven't even watched the popular cleaning show yet and I'm already purging half my crap, trying to decide whether things "bring me joy"

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    accidentally deleting one's entire Twitter history when only intending to delete 91% of said Twitter history (but finding this more amusing that distressing) sure is a mood

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    Guillotine Vogue
    Guillotine Vogue

    Great moments in centrist history

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    Homestuck Runner
    Homestuck Runner
    CSA

    Teens these days don't know what it is like to be groomed by Piers Anthony books.

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    Aimee
    Aimee

    cis people: first vs current profile challenge! Look at how much I’ve changed!

    trans people: hold my beer

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    every five years or so when I remember to flip my mattress around I also remember why I deliberately forget to do it the rest of the time

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    :steely_walt:​🎂 :steely_don:
    :steely_walt:​🎂 :steely_don:

    me: working from home gives me the opportunity to focus on tasks free from the the distractions of a noisy office!

    brain:

    TROUT

    TROUT

    LET IT ALL OUT

    THESE ARE THE FISH I CAN DO WITHOUT

    SALMON

    I’M TALKING TO YOU

    SALMON

    me: cool never mind

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    🍞💀Matt💀🍞
    🍞💀Matt💀🍞
    crapitalism

    I just get sad whenever I see commercials. Especially ones I like. How much fucking creative energy goes toward making rich people richer, and what kinds of things would be produced if creatives didn't have to make a salary to survive?

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    this week in gender: while being very excited about stretching my lobes to 13/16", I suddenly felt intense dysphoria that my additional lobe (3 on each side) and cartilage (3 helix and one conch) piercings were entirely too feminine, so took them all out

    somehow, my rook has made the imaginary masculinity cutoff

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    jack black is basically sans undertale

    youtube.com/watch?v=bX3DaCJi1j

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    ♦️ queer slur pacifica ♦️
    ♦️ queer slur pacifica ♦️

    me talking about the fediverse, 2017: someone made an instance where you can only use the letter e 😂

    me talking about the fediverse, 2019: two-thirds of all toots are trans shitposts and two-thirds of all toots are about guillotining billionaires

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    polymerwitch
    polymerwitch
    Amazon Ring AI is backed by people just watching you

    "A never-before-published image from an internal Ring document pulls back the veil of the company’s lofty security ambitions: Behind all the computer sophistication was a team of people drawing boxes around strangers, day in and day out, as they struggled to grant some semblance of human judgment to an algorithm."

    "A second source, with direct knowledge of Ring’s video-tagging efforts, said that the video annotation team watches footage not only from the popular outdoor and doorbell camera models, but from household interiors."

    https://theintercept.com/2019/01/10/amazon-ring-security-camera/

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    dreamt I was staying in an Airbnb with some friends and there was a hognose rattlesnake hidden in a basket and my friends were all, "yeah, hosts usually leave booby traps"

    in case you can't tell, I've never used Airbnb before, and I've booked my first one about a month from now

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    Senator Meow🌹
    Senator Meow🌹

    when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session

    about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    he kill da pizza

    my cute black kitten Frisk an absolute blur as he destroys a pizza shaped throw pillow my cute black kitten Frisk an absolute blur as he destroys a pizza shaped throw pillow my cute black kitten Frisk as he poses with a pizza shaped throw pillow

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    fun pac-man fact- the ghosts in the old macintosh version always traversed the same path and subsequent stages only differed in speed so the same order of directional inputs entered in increasing speed would let you play indefinitely

    I know because one of my favorite ways of goofing off in computer class as a kid was to see how many stages I could get through in one class period

    the screen would be an absolute blur but a mere illusion of real pac-man skill

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    this pac-man game is just if pac-man was a tron, huh #agdq

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    *new* SEAGAZELLE
    *new* SEAGAZELLE

    Is this solarpunk :thinkhappy:

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    as told by ginger
    as told by ginger

    mary sues aren’t real

    men can be OP and survive anything and win everything and no one cares

    let women be the same way

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    say what you will about virtual hydlide but these magenta knights inn the volcano are ✨fabulous✨

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    I'm very excited for virtual hydlide in a bit as I have fond childhood memories of repeatedly dying in hydlide on the nes

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    the flame that burns the most cga burns half as long

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  • (ง'̀-'́)ง
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    it's so... beautiful

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Tweets

Pictures

  • 2009 vs 2019

    2009 vs 2019

    2 days ago

  • took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuation device in the office is in a ferrous case...

    took me a shameful amount of time to realize the evacuati...

    about 1 month ago

  • ab-so-tootly

    ab-so-tootly

    2 months ago

  • drew a little picture of my character during gaming today and it's also a pretty accurate representation of me, tbh

    drew a little picture of my character during gaming today...

    2 months ago

  • Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    Frisk update: scalp cleaned

    3 months ago

  • little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Frisk? something else?

    little dude still needs a name. maybe Janus? Jasper? Fris...

    3 months ago

  • imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind every month or so  I wonder what that feels like?  I wonder how it compares to menstruating?

    imagine your biology is such that you basically go blind ...

    4 months ago

  • picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a funerary flower, and toxic to cats. I've never been able to get them before. fitting, bittersweet, beautiful.

    picked up my cat's ashes today, got lilies. they are a fu...

    4 months ago

  • I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this propaganda poster from year ???? has the trans flag as a rainbow

    I don't read Hebrew but I really appreciate how this prop...

    4 months ago

  • oh good, a new failure model for boots

    oh good, a new failure model for boots

    4 months ago

  • good morning, y'all.  I'm real glad I got the blooky. they are super cuddly and when I went back to the expo hall yesterday there were no others left.

    good morning, y'all. I'm real glad I got the blooky. the...

    5 months ago

  • FUCK YEAH

    FUCK YEAH

    5 months ago

  • dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around with all day with a weekend's worth of crap was heavier than I thought

    dang I guess that duffel bag I've been walking around wit...

    5 months ago

  • old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across the floor, spilling water everywhere. she's old, and near the end, so I try not to get annoyed, but :triumph::triumph::triumph:

    old cat keeps hitting her "spill proof" water dish across...

    5 months ago

  • at least some problems are easy to solve... new saddle acquired

    at least some problems are easy to solve... new saddle ac...

    5 months ago

  • decided to change things up

    decided to change things up

    5 months ago

  • A E S T H E T I C

    A E S T H E T I C

    5 months ago

  • only human after all

    only human after all

    5 months ago

  • 6 months ago

  • this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    this @vaporfashion hat is :kissing_heart::ok_hand:

    6 months ago

Games

  • Marvel's Spider-Man
(Playstation)

Sightseeing

    2 days ago

    Earned Sightseeing in Marvel's Spider-Man on Playstation

    2 days ago

  • Assassin's Creed Odyssey
(Playstation)

Divine Intervention

    3 days ago

    Earned Divine Intervention in Assassin's Creed Odyssey on Playstation

    3 days ago

  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
(Switch)

    21 days ago

    Played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on Switch

    20 days ago

  • Diablo III Eternal Collection
(Switch)

    21 days ago

    Played Diablo III Eternal Collection on Switch

    20 days ago

  • Katamari Damacy REROLL
(Switch)

    23 days ago

    Played Katamari Damacy REROLL on Switch

    22 days ago

  • Donut County
(Switch)

    23 days ago

    Played Donut County on Switch

    22 days ago

  • NO THING
(Switch)

    25 days ago

    Played NO THING on Switch

    24 days ago

  • Undertale
(Switch)

    25 days ago

    Played Undertale on Switch

    24 days ago

  • Fallout 76
(Playstation)

Monet of Murder

    about 2 months ago

    Earned Monet of Murder in Fallout 76 on Playstation

    about 2 months ago

  • Red Dead Redemption 2
(PS4)

    2 months ago

    Played Red Dead Redemption 2 on PS4

    2 months ago

Books

  • Questionable Content, Vol. 5

    today

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay" And That's Okay

    today

  • Not Pounded In The Butt By Anything And That's Okay

    today

  • The Adventure Zone: Here There Be Gerblins

    5 days ago

  • Metropo: Eight stories from the unending city

    8 days ago

  • Down In A Hole

    10 days ago

  • Bikes Not Rockets: Intersectional Feminist Bicycle Science Fiction Stories

    11 days ago

  • Akira, Vol. 3

    12 days ago

  • Taking The Lane#15: True Trans Bike Rebel

    about 1 month ago

Music