this doofus won't be around for much longer (cancer) and it's getting pretty rough 😿 instagram.com/p/BmueW-ThHTO/…

@biohackinfo @4LOVofScience @cyberlass is the owner, @_birdmachine and I are the active programmers, and there are a handful of additional mods who come and go

I pushed for the code of conduct and puclished it after feedback from cassox, hylyx, cyberlass, and others.

relishing how twitter’s API changes to get people to abandon third party clients in favor of their shitty native/web apps have made me realize I liked @tweetbot as software significantly more than I liked twitter as a service

I hope @tweetbot survives by moving to mastodon, too

ATTN: @jack, this is the proper way to run a social media platform.

Millennial culture is that every group chat also has a separate group chat with everyone from the first group chat except you, which was created purely to talk shit about things you say in the first group chat.

Lovecraft: For the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this... The Tale of the Dusky Foreigner
King: ...
Barker: ...
Poe: ...
Lovecraft: I mean indescribable eldritch abomination
Poe: describe it
Lovecraft: [sweats] uh it looked uh spooky uh like an italian

Be in the lookout for all the various neo Nazi code symbols, if you aren't already. They are easy to miss if you aren't aware. twitter.com/rechelon/statu…

@TheGodOfLions oh, I saw that. but I don’t see twitter ads in tweetbot so ignored it (which is why twitter is trying to kill tweetbot).

I’m sure twitter will prevent blocking advertisers eventually, like tumblr did.

@TheGodOfLions “that big list”?

not me. it’s salt, cayenne, and garlic all the way down.

salty, spicy, stinky. twitter.com/Yellowglasses/…

@TheGodOfLions there’s a stink in the air, and it smells of selling out to megacorps

@_lbaillie @tobyfee I can send you an invite for cybre.space when you are feeling up to it, if mastodon.social is full. or, you can find an entirely separate instance that you dig the aesthetic/mood of.

@tobyfee @_lbaillie seconded

@mgates_com I can just DM you the URL, no need for stinkin’ email

Forget Badgelife, It's all about implantlife. Start making implants for your friends, inject each other with custom mods, hack yourself and your friends.

@mgates_com I can send you a cybre.space invite, if you’d like.

tfw you're overly salty and use profanity in a commit before realizing it gets linked on the issue you mentioned, then force an amended commit without the profanity, then see that now BOTH commits are on the issue 😓

github.com/thoughtbot/fac…

anyway, I’ve been on mast for… over a year?!

tekniklr@cybre.space

lots more people over thereabouts now… hoping it becomes more active so I remember to check/use mastodon more and start forgetting to check/use Twitter more

I’m admit I’m perpetually salty, but I’m extra salty today about how bad Twitter is at understanding what once made Twitter great

I don’t think I’ll really quit Twitter until this place becomes a ghost town BUT I hope that happens really soon?

The strongest cat exists. Somewhere a cat is walking around, completely oblivious that it is stronger than all the other cats.

friend: you heard about those Qanon conspiracies?
me: it's pronounced 'keen-wah'

Proposal: all high schools should make the jocks and the theatre kids get together and put on a wrestlemania every year

@feliciaday I’m having anxiety that I can’t hear any difference between your two pronunciations of “umbrella”

do I say it wrong

how do I say it

can I not hear things

is this a prank

of course it’s not a prank, those must sound very different to everyone else, my ears are broken

etc etc

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house,
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we
▔▏┗┛▕▔ recognize
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
gender neutral pronouns.
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

“Fake News And Disinformation Protection, circa 1944” m.youtube.com/watch?v=-vaupc…

It’s kind of funny how these conspiracy theories so closely match the exact criteria for the propaganda rumors spread during WW2. twitter.com/jjmacnab/statu…

@_lbaillie omg congrats!

me, just looking for a basic ass margarita recipe: is it 1 lime or 2

recipe: this month, my husband and i went lime picking with the kids. we loved walking through the lime groves, which were full of limes. here is a picture of us laughing together. in this recipe, i will

tried to jump a ditch to avoid a car full of catcallers; fell in said ditch twitter.com/eleanorkpenny/…

Check out @Lubchansky's indispensable guide to spotting Nazis:
thenib.com/how-to-tell-if…

a good way to regain appreciation for how nice your regular daily phone is is to use only a five year old travel phone for a long weekend then go back to your regular daily phone

Unpopular Fact :

There have been more than two accepted gender categories on every populated continent for hundreds of years.

The strict gender binary became the norm globally because white Christian colonists were successful at destroying and demonizing those cultures.

Taking a brief vacation to Portland 2049 someone bring me a cocktail and a holographic AI companion ift.tt/2Mtwhjh

It's amazing how HRT has taken life and turned up the intensity for me.

It's like I had spent 35 yrs experiencing life through a barrier, like a hazmat suit.

Now everything is much more clear, real and intense. Sights, tastes, smells and *emotions*.

It's great to feel things.

This is bullshit. If you're getting locked out of your account for supporting trans rights, or defending yourself against transphobic hate let me know. twitter.com/ztsamudzi/stat…

this stuff has happened more recently, too

a ton of the original Dr Who is lost. sometimes people find home recordings in someone’s basement, and those are the only copies that exist

even the classic Rudolph stop motion film had chunks cut out and thrown away over the years

Cleopatra, starring Theda Bara, was the most expensive film ever made at the time

after they showed it in theaters, they just, like, forgot about it/trashed it twitter.com/dubsteppenwolf…

One copy survived and somehow found it's way to America, where Dracula was already in the public domain. That's it. That's the only reason you've ever seen the granddaddy of all horror movies.

In 1922 a German court ordered all prints and negatives of Nosferatu destroyed following a copyright dispute with the widow of Bram Stoker. The film only exists today because of piracy. twitter.com/AndroidSophia/…

Please like this message if you work with software development for 5+ years and for more than once had thoughts of leaving the field altogether. It's research for a talk - RT for reach 🙏

*seeing a kitten* This kitten is SO CUTE. I should get another cat
*seeing a puppy* This puppy is SO CUTE. I'm so glad this is someone else's puppy

less good is the rando at the bar who grabbed my ass

but more good again is how quickly he backed off and apologized when I wound up to deck him

💪🤖🤜

back in PDX after defcon and reflecting happily on good times

not least of which being when Brian McEvoy of @2Cyborgs gave me the nickname “muscles” and everyone in my crew, noticing how delighted it made me, adopted it

💪🤖💜

I made an extension that changes "millennials" to "adults under 40" and it's really improved my twitter feed

@ahninjas yeah. and it’s for aesthetics, and I don’t mind scars at all.

@_lbaillie omg I was gonna throw more money in once I got back to real devices with important accounts back in PDX, but at this rate you’ll set and beat a new goal before my flight even boards

Tin foil hats are only effective when the head is the container of the soul. Many people have souls in their hands, or souls anchored to beloved objects, like blankets, phones, jewels; in such cases, tin foil gloves or purses are justified

a neat thing about flying and airport security now is that I actually sort of appreciate it for the break from wearing my stupid silicone scar strips

hey! my gender neutral ID worked at TSA in a state workout gender neutral IDs, too! 🎉 twitter.com/tekniklr/statu…

nice twitter.com/Wario64/status…

Lord grant me the confidence of someone asking Boots Riley if he's seen Sorry to Bother You

waiting in a line in a Starbucks in a casino in Vegas and a middle aged couple walks by talking about cheese and this is like some shitty modern Norman Rockwell

How to know you're talking to a Nazi:

You: I hate Nazis.
Them: Define "Nazi."

Hope this helps. Non-Nazis are never, ever concerned that your definition of Nazi might include them.

HODOR! @defcon you are amazing

@UnburntWitch are you colluding with @dustrial ?!

twitter.com/dustrial/statu…

oh no I got it in my head that I should make a limited edition custom electronic biohack.me badge for next year’s defcon that reacts to NFC and magnets

how long before I abandon this quest

oh no

so like...
we have the "deep web" for non-indexable stuff
there's the "dark web" for the tor type stuff

so like, the "cobweb" for the old AF stuff still hanging ass-out on the net just rotting and/or causing problems.

up bright and early on a defcon Saturday- already got things cut out of me, saw a great talk by @BiaSciLab, and joined linecon
👍👍

A E S T H E T I C

It’s Friday and I’ve been laughing at OH LAWD HE COMIN for hours

@BethSkw 💜

🤖🌱🍂🕷🔥 twitter.com/mhevet/status/…

In the theme of @Defcon 26 we've created an 80s retro-futuristic version of Shodan - make sure to turn on the music :) 2000.shodan.io

just tried this in a hotel room with a bunch of other grinder types and we all squealed in excitement twitter.com/defcon/status/…

So apparently the "red x" emoji in your Twitter handle is the new "green frog" emoji in your Twitter handle, ie, the signal that you're likely a racist bot who should be muted on sight, this is important information and I thank them for the voluntary signaling

only human after all

@tgaDave is there a better way to briefly acknowledge in my story involving a thing I said that I know I made a mistake without derailing the story?

did people know what I meant?

if there is no [sic] for verbal quotes, I’ll accept my usage was technically incorrect but will do it again

@_birdmachine twitter.com/typicalfeminis…

@tgaDave that’s what I was doing!

quoting myself saying that a comedian heckles people (that’s not how that word gets used- the audience heckles the comedian)