Go home Fitbod, you're drunk

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

I'm sick of this hypocrite bitch

Alejandra Caraballo

@esqueer.net

Nancy Mace acting on disinformation that the shooter was trans: goes off on tirade against "trannies"

Nancy Mace when the actual shooter is a Christian white man: "he's just a poor lost boy, let us pray for him."

The moment the Utah Governor read the engravings on the casings of the bullet, since people are asking.

Notably, none of these are transgender symbols.

Erin Reed

@erininthemorning.com

Press conference announces that the shooter's bullets said:

Fired bullet:
"Notices bulges owo whats this?"

Other unfired cases:
"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three downarrow"
"O bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao"
"If you read this you are gay lmao"

Federal Judges Are Done Playing Nice: NBC Reports Full-Scale Revolt Against SCOTUS Shadow Docket Bullshit

Last week, we wrote about two federal judges who were clearly fed up with the Supreme Court's shadow docket nonsense—one sarcastically "apologizing" to Justices Gorsuch and Kavanaugh, the…

Last year I played Metaphor: ReFantazio and I loved it but was like, "wow, what a weirdly prescient game" and this year I'm playing Hell is Us and I'm loving it but am like, "I wish games would stop reminding me and warning me about reality"

i wonder if there was a menswear writer in 1914 who, shortly after writing an article on how to wear pants, went outside and saw a newspaper headline read "Archduke Franz Ferdinand, Assassinated" and he thought "hm, prob not good"

I saw a thing the other day that basically said “no matter what prompt you give it, the question an LLM is answering is ‘what would a plausible response to this prompt look like?’”

Elias Toufexis never asked for this

1. The HHS Appropriations Bill is out and it contains several devastating anti-trans provision.

It would bar federal funding for trans youth and adult care nationwide, which could be used to bar hospitals from providing it at all.

Will Democrats stand firm, or cave to avoid a shutdown?

House HHS Appropriations Bill Would Devastate Trans Adult Healthcare Nationwide

The bill would bar federal funding for any "social, psychological, behavioral, or medical interve...

https://www.erininthemorning.com/p/house-hhs-appropriations-bill-would

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

The Wall Street Journal has released Trump's birthday letter to Jeffrey Epstein, and I just have to say that this is a very bad drawing
www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Source: www.reddit.com/r/softwarego...

From the softwaregore community on Reddit: Its a bit chilly here today

Explore this post and more from the softwaregore community

https://www.reddit.com/r/softwaregore/s/N8DIbvbcJi

As a guy who got a cancer that was probably caused by a virus, I think we should have /more/ vaccines.

When the bus costs less

Gianmarco Soresi

@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

Fine. Whatever you need to tell yourself to actually enact change in this country

We’re quite deep within the Singularity right now, though it’s turned out be the Singularity of Stupid (SoS), which effectively prevents the original concept of the Singularity from happening.

That night Toad looked out of his window."Toad, Toad,” cried Frog. “The sun is shining! The snow is melting. Wake up!”

“I am not here,” said the voice.

Aw man, no, RIP Maru the cat. That little man brought so much joy to my life for years and years. ❤️ en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maru_(c...

Maru (cat) - Wikipedia

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maru_(cat)

zionists are mad at chris martin from coldplay for saying all humans are equal, that monster

Today in my boxing class an Icelandic man anointed me an honorary viking after we talked about my ægishjálmur tattoo, white supremacy, and cultural appropriation.

Swoletariat praxis in the "living hell" that is Portland

can't even see my hand in front of my face in Portland through all the paid agitators holding perfect printed signs and throwing smoke bombs into stores, it's like living in hell.

camguide.net/usa/oregon/p...

Waterfront Park Trail Webcam | Portland (OR)

Explore live Waterfront Park Trail webcam: views and weather in real-time.

https://camguide.net/usa/oregon/portland/waterfront/

Matt Novak

@paleofuture.bsky.social

Reporter: On the National Guard, have you decided which city you'll go into next?

Trump: I have. I'm not going to say it now, but yeah I have.

[...] I will say this.... Portland....

Reporter: Are you going into Portland?

Trump: Well, I'm gonna look at it now....

Not a great sign when the NRA is doing more to speak up against trans people having constitutional rights stripped away than a lot of our actual supposed allies are.

Alejandra Caraballo

@esqueer.net

Oh my god, Trump actually got the NRA to come out to defend trans people owning a gun.

Every major gun-rights group has now spoken against the idea of the DOJ trying to strip trans people of their gun rights en masse. GOA, SAF, FPC NAGR, and CCRKBA all publicly oppose the effort.

No one saw this coming- maybe it's not vaccines to "build credibility"

George Pearkes

@peark.es

WSJ reports RFK Jr has instructed HHS to link autism with Tylenol use during pregnancy and folate deficiency.

Exclusive | RFK Jr., HHS to Link Autism to Tylenol Use in Pregnancy and Folate Deficiencies

Kennedy’s autism report, touted by Trump, will suggest that using the pain reliever during pregna...

https://www.wsj.com/health/healthcare/rfk-jr-hhs-to-link-autism-to-tylenol-use-in-pregnancy-and-folate-deficiencies-e3acbb4c

why does he look like he's doing the Weapons / Naruto run

Reuters

@reuters.com

Trump critic Bolton under investigation over classified information, documents show reut.rs/4m5s2av

Trump critic Bolton under investigation over classified information, documents show

John Bolton, a former adviser to U.S. President Donald Trump turned persistent critic, is under f...

https://reut.rs/4m5s2av

a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"

He's right that after he's gone all the political journalists who cover for him today will laugh about how bad it was and how "everybody knew"

tomwellborn3rd

@patriotprogressive.bsky.social

Rick Wilson warned that once Trump dies, hidden memos will expose his cardiac and mental decline, his Epstein ties, and corrupt pardons. He said history will see him not as a leader but as a mobster who looted a nation.

'It will be ugly': Conservative paints picture of what will be unearthed when Trump dies

Following the brief online speculation that President Donald Trump had suffered a medical emergen...

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-2673956688/

you guys are being a real bummer about the collapse of a society

This is also the energy I have when someone calls instead of txting

I just heard someone's phone ringtone 👎

But their phone being unmuted was redeemed by their ringtone being Yakety Sax 👍

here's the thing, don't feel bad about enjoying this moment because if he is still alive, he is now watching literally the entirety of the english speaking globe celebrating and laughing at the thought of him dying, and THAT is worth it alone

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

I know, I know, we've been disappointed so many times, but it has to happen sometime, it could be today

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution.
But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

Brent Toderian

@brenttoderian.bsky.social

“Over the past 20 years, Paris has undergone a major physical transformation, trading automotive arteries for bike lanes, adding green spaces and eliminating 50,000 parking spaces.

Part of the payoff has been invisible — in the air itself.”

Leadership, strategy, real action, common sense. #Paris

Paris said au revoir to cars. Air pollution maps reveal a dramatic change.

Air pollution fell substantially as the city restricted car traffic and made way for parks and bi...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solutions/2025/04/12/air-pollution-paris-health-cars/

im convinced hes already dead

The Daily Beast

@thedailybeast.bsky.social

The VP is allegedly “moving fast” behind the scenes to seize power as an aging Trump continues to brush off rumors that his health is slipping.

‘MAGA Hunger Games’ Taking Place as Trump Health Slips

Vice President JD Vance is allegedly “moving fast” behind the scenes to seize power.

https://trib.al/Q6PhiHC

Happy birthday to Jack Kirby.

It's getting harder and harder to deny that AGI is a near certainty. This kind of rapid expansion, this level of investment and infrastructural shift, this amount of *risk* - it doesn't happen without astronomical reward. The other day I saw a big barn, which can only mean one thing: giant horses