the best legacy of Harry Potter at this point is elevating three children that all seem to have become incredibly decent and interesting adults

Zoe Tunnell

@zoewithasword.bsky.social

Honestly, with hindsight, Radcliffe, Watson and Grint's public statements where they sided with trans people, expressed their support with no caveats, and willingly blew up any chances at future ties to the franchise has only gotten more and more noteworthy as more actors are revealed to be cowards

"The little men in your computer do this every time you open google.com " 🤘

www.youtube.com/watch?v=atcq...

Also, check out the top comment, from the founder of the curl project

curl -v https://google.com

YouTube video by c41c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atcqMWqB3hw

Something I wish I would have said in the episode is that men need this advice far more than women! The vast majority of dating advice for men is how to trick women showing signs of disinterest into sex when it should be about not letting rejection turn you into a whiny little baby.

JarekFA

@jarekfa.bsky.social

Maybe someone should write a book about it to let men down gently. We can even call it, "She's just not that into you".

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

The Just Dance 2026 video from the Nintendo Direct looks like the sort of video you would see in a dystopian future world in a Ncuti-era Dr Who episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kTZ...

Just Dance 2026 Edition – Announcement Trailer – Nintendo Switch

YouTube video by Nintendo of America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kTZDfeR-Lg

Nintendo??????
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wo0...

I finally watched Pig and I was expecting some Mandyesque Nicolas Cage shenanigans not a nihilistic spiral into depression

Oh god, I just checked and this isn't a parody. He actually wrote that. What comes after late stage capitalism? Buying a major news paper and then openly tweeting you're just gonna use it to publish anarcho-capitalist propaganda is fully jumping the shark.

acabylon bee

@acabylonbee.bsky.social

I wish I could be the fucking ninja master of witty speed compliments

I'll just settle for "himbo", I GUESS

I was just biking home from the gym and there was a dude aggressively yelling compliments at people as they biked past. (Just Portland things)

The guy in front of me got "Sir! Nice backpack!"

I got "Sir! You need a permit for those guns!" 😂💪

if something kills this awful law it's going to be the incredible inconvenience it foists on everyone, everyday, for everything

flashbacks to "parental warning, explicit content" stickers except this time you have to upload a fucking face scan instead of convincing a surly record store clerk

404 Media

@404media.co

Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content

🔗 www.404media.co/spotify-uk-a...

Spotify Is Forcing Users to Undergo Face Scanning to Access Explicit Content

Submit to biometric face scanning or risk your account being deleted, Spotify says, following the...

https://www.404media.co/spotify-uk-age-check-verification-yoti/

Keep it up everyone www.polygon.com/news/616835/...

Visa and Mastercard are getting overwhelmed by gamer fury over censorship

Gamers are sending mass emails and phone calls to major payment processors in protest over Steam ...

https://www.polygon.com/news/616835/visa-mastercard-steam-itchio-campaign-adult-games

Good morning. Did you call your local censorious payment processor and let them know you’re upset with their bullying of Steam and itchio? No time better than the present

yellat.money

THEYRE AT IT AGAIN
CALL YOUR REPS, WE HAVE ANOTHER BILL TO KILL

time.com/7288539/kids...

What to Know About the Kids Online Safety Act

What to know about the bipartisan Kids Online Safety Act, which has been reintroduced and has a s...

https://time.com/7288539/kids-online-safety-act-status-what-to-know/

Well, that’s one way to get the PBOT to come quickly.

Guerilla graffiti artists drew phallic images around two protuberant potholes in Portland

By Monday, in a happy ending for the neighbors, the graphic decorations were gone and the potholes were filled in.

(1/2)

when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”

Brian Beutler

@brianbeutler.bsky.social

Republicans are waging a generalized war on science, but I think many of them don’t fully grok that RFK isn’t at war with science alone or per se: he’s at war with sick people, and of the view that only the lucky should be allowed to survive into old age. They are know nothings, he is Mengele.

"SLOPPER" I'm losing my mind

i CANNOT stop watching this

TIL about “gaslight-driven development” www.404media.co/chatgpt-hall...

ChatGPT Hallucinated a Feature, Forcing Human Developers to Add It

Welcome to the era of ‘gaslight driven development.’ Soundslice added a feature the chatbot thoug...

https://www.404media.co/chatgpt-hallucinated-a-feature-forcing-human-developers-to-add-it/

A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet

While I appreciate the dog walker I just walked past encouraging his dogs to leave me alone, I do think he could have trained a better phrase for this circumstance than "leave it, leave it, leave it"

A dead shithead is still a shithead. Death conveys no honor

BYE - dashare.zone ADMIN

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

it's actually so cool that the entire global creative ecosystem is basically held hostage by freak reactionary american companies.

📢 ISO of Devs Affected by Itch 📢

If your game got:
• Deindexed
• Removed
• Payouts turned off

Especially if you make Adult &/or LGBTQ+ #IndieGame or #VisualNovel, I want to talk to you.

🗣️ Please reply below with how you were affected. This is for a #Journalism piece.

🔁 RTs Appreciated 🔁

Is that Adam Scott spitting out shrimp at ~4:20 (nice)? www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZe...

The Gloves Are Off | "I Absolutely Love That Colbert Got Fired" | Trump & Epstein's Wonderful Secret

YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIZegLAvK8o

Ozzy Osbourne has died.

He was 76 and surrounded by his loved ones, per a statement from his family.

From the replies (bsky.app/profile/dasb...) here's Sam Altman doing what the quoted post described. He seems serious about it.

Ellie Corvinova

@feedback-generated.bsky.social

There's a clip of Sam Altman telling investors, totally deadpan, that the business plan is to build AGI, then ask it how to make the money back.

Honestly, I'd be surprised if Netflix or Apple or someone didn't pick up Colbert's show? Like, seems like free money?

Donald Trump is lashing out at late night hosts after the shock cancelation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, which happened a few days after Colbert criticized the network’s parent company, Paramount, for its $16 million settlement with the president. bit.ly/4lCm2qk

I’ve cancelled my Paramount+ subscription for financial reasons.

Charlotte Clymer

@charlotteclymer.bsky.social

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

Now seems the time to repost this big story we did a few years ago... www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

I called everyone in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book.

What I learned about rich people, conspiracy, Ghislaine, stand-up comedy, and evil from 2,000 pho...

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2020/10/i-called-everyone-in-jeffrey-epsteins-little-black-book/

The thing with the Epstein files is that alot of people are struggling for the first time with the idea that the most obvious person in the world to be involved with the Epstein files that was already repeatedly shown to be with Epstein and doing Epstein stuff might somehow be connected with Epstein

Who knew gorillas liked to dig so much

i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true

I'm watching a streamer play Donkey Kong Bananza and can't help but think that some games/franchises really don't benefit from fleshed out (any) characterization/storytelling

I finally watched Angel's Egg, and it really made me nostalgic for playing Bloodborne and Elden Ring.

What a vibe.