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↺TreskeetedZoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn
PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you.
Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings:
For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages.
For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody
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↺TreskeetedBetter Things Are Possible
Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it
Steve Randy Waldman"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...
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↺Treskeeted🗽LOLGOP🗽
Advising all fishermen in the Carribean to put a giant THERE'S OIL ON THIS BOAT to get Hegseth and Trump care about the human life inside.
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↺TreskeetedSam Barlow 🔥
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
Marisa Kabasjesus christ
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replied to @tekniklr.bsky.social:
I'm offended it's telling me I should play the fucking TERF game, even though I know that I'd like it if it wasn't associated with the wicked witch of the UK.
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Got my PlayStation wrapped. I am obviously a very social gamer, with my 0 multiplayer hours 😂
But, ten platinums is pretty good!
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↺TreskeetedPhil Lewis
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
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↺TreskeetedIron SpikeThe Tennessee Holler
PIERS: “You’re not gay?”
FUENTES: “No. But women are very difficult to be around.”
P: “Should they vote?”
F: “No.”
PIERS: “They should stay home?”
FUENTES: “Yeah.”
PIERS: “So you’re just a misogynistic dinosaur. Have you ever had sex?”
FUENTES: “No.”
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↺TreskeetedRyyudo 🔜 MAGFest Panel + Speedrun
Shadow of the Colossus (2005)
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
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Has anyone else found it weird how little buzz there seems to be around Metroid Prime 4, being that it's a well loved (and neglected) franchise, and it dropped last week? Like, I had to actually search for it to find anyone streaming it on twitch.
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↺Treskeetedderekreplied to @razzball.bsky.social:
I like how much of our modern discourse seems to centre around pull-ups.
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It's like a kipping pullup without any of the benefits of kipping
RazzballIn line for the TSA behind this guy
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↺Treskeetedborn miserable
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
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I'd never heard of Horses, or it being banned, but this article makes me curious aftermath.site/r/3c3de4d4?m...
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↺TreskeetedLiz Szabo
If new proposals detailed in an FDA memo are put into place, experts told me it would mean the end of annual flu shots. And end of most vaccines for pregnant people. And maybe the end of updates to pneumonia vaccines. And more.
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↺TreskeetedPaul Haine
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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↺TreskeetedEvan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof
every artist can easily do this when this happens, and if they don’t, we should ask why
Anna BowerPop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:
“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
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PBOT won’t happy until every last trace of pandemic era outdoor dining is eliminated
Fischer 🛠️🚇coffee beer (lovely little coffeee shop/taproom on se 42nd and gladstone) posted on instagram that their patio is going away because they can’t afford $3000 in fees on top of another $3-5000 in construction costs to bring the patio up to code
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↺TreskeetedThe Onion
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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replied to @tekniklr.bsky.social:
(the only time it's acceptable to offer unsolicited form advice to strangers at the gym is when they are likely to kill or injure themselves if they keep doing whatever it is they are doing- at worst, this person is just wasting their time)
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Repeating the mantra "don't offer advice to strangers at the gym" to myself as I watch someone do every exercise with half-quarter reps and momentum
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↺Treskeetedgood hyuck, babe!
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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↺TreskeetedFelonious Monk
He really does think the whole thing is kayfabe.
Joshua J. FriedmanA reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
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↺TreskeetedKelsey Atherton
Sort of wild that American Democracy is being dismantled by a guy who can be charmed into basically anything by any New Yorker will to talk to him while wearing a suit
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↺TreskeetedAaron Rupar
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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↺Treskeeteddan sinker
this is a stunning piece of data journalism/art/whatever.
Charlie Warzelomg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world
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↺Treskeetedgood hyuck, babe!
genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already
Aaron RuparMarjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”
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replied to @tekniklr.bsky.social:
(It seems you can take them out and turn off optimized battery charging "until tomorrow", and then put them back in the case; but that is entirely too many steps)
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replied to @tekniklr.bsky.social:
And, unlike on other devices, it doesn't seem you can force "charge to 100%", as the phone only allows fiddling with those settings when the AirPods are out of the case, and thus not charging.
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Optimized battery charging on my new AirPods Pro 3 is completely useless.
It's like, do I want reduced battery life or a battery that never passes 80% charge?
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↺TreskeetedChad Loder
In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead
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↺Treskeetedceej
it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic
ceejI think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does
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↺Treskeetedonion person
turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore
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↺TreskeetedDaniel KibblesmithBarack Obama
Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.
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↺TreskeetedBikeLoudPDX
𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀?
𝘞𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥 +🍁𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 & 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘴.BikeLoud volunteers keep busy with our THREE bike-powered lane-cleaners but we can only do a fraction of what's needed.
@pbotinfo.bsky.social Please prioritize bike lanes!
1 million Portlanders by 2045 🌲🌧️🦫🚲🚇It's the season of bike lanes being unusable, and drivers getting pissed off if you aren't using them.
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↺Treskeetedshauna
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
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↺Treskeetedderek guy
interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich
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