Advising all fishermen in the Carribean to put a giant THERE'S OIL ON THIS BOAT to get Hegseth and Trump care about the human life inside.

Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry

Marisa Kabas

@marisakabas.bsky.social

jesus christ

I'm offended it's telling me I should play the fucking TERF game, even though I know that I'd like it if it wasn't associated with the wicked witch of the UK.

Got my PlayStation wrapped. I am obviously a very social gamer, with my 0 multiplayer hours 😂

But, ten platinums is pretty good!

Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move

Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri

The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department...

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rubio-font-times-new-roman-calibri_n_6938c4e6e4b0fc6751e2aa6c

Shadow of the Colossus (2005)

tai.

@theothertaira.bsky.social

mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar

Has anyone else found it weird how little buzz there seems to be around Metroid Prime 4, being that it's a well loved (and neglected) franchise, and it dropped last week? Like, I had to actually search for it to find anyone streaming it on twitch.

I like how much of our modern discourse seems to centre around pull-ups.

It's like a kipping pullup without any of the benefits of kipping

Razzball

@razzball.bsky.social

In line for the TSA behind this guy

[on the set of Scarface]

AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]

DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT

I'd never heard of Horses, or it being banned, but this article makes me curious aftermath.site/r/3c3de4d4?m...

Horses Is Tame

Horses, the indie game that is too scandalous for either Valve or Epic, is only beyond the pale i...

https://aftermath.site/r/3c3de4d4?m=ac2fc3e0-e89e-463c-af60-04adbf02a8d2

If new proposals detailed in an FDA memo are put into place, experts told me it would mean the end of annual flu shots. And end of most vaccines for pregnant people. And maybe the end of updates to pneumonia vaccines. And more.

www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-va...

FDA official proposes ‘impossible’ standards for vaccine testing that could curtail access to immunizations

https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/childhood-vaccines/fda-official-proposes-impossible-standards-vaccine-testing-could-curtail-access

My Spotify wrapped feels more incongruent this year

HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right

every artist can easily do this when this happens, and if they don’t, we should ask why

Anna Bower

@annabower.bsky.social

Pop star Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using “Juno” in an ICE arrest video:

“This video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”

PBOT won’t happy until every last trace of pandemic era outdoor dining is eliminated

Fischer 🛠️🚇

@fischer.bsky.social

coffee beer (lovely little coffeee shop/taproom on se 42nd and gladstone) posted on instagram that their patio is going away because they can’t afford $3000 in fees on top of another $3-5000 in construction costs to bring the patio up to code

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market

BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year,...

https://theonion.com/crypto-leaders-call-for-infusion-of-20-million-dopes-to-1850544377/

(the only time it's acceptable to offer unsolicited form advice to strangers at the gym is when they are likely to kill or injure themselves if they keep doing whatever it is they are doing- at worst, this person is just wasting their time)

Repeating the mantra "don't offer advice to strangers at the gym" to myself as I watch someone do every exercise with half-quarter reps and momentum

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

He really does think the whole thing is kayfabe.

Joshua J. Friedman

@joshuajfriedman.com

A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."

Sort of wild that American Democracy is being dismantled by a guy who can be charmed into basically anything by any New Yorker will to talk to him while wearing a suit

Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

this is a stunning piece of data journalism/art/whatever.

Charlie Warzel

@cwarzel.bsky.social

omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world

Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com

You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 202...

https://jmail.world/

genuinely can't tell which part might be funnier, MTG slowly putting together the dots on this, now, at the end of all things, or the possibility that she thinks that nobody else has already

Aaron Rupar

@atrupar.com

Marjorie Taylor Greene on Trump: “It’s astonishing really how hard he’s fighting to stop the Epstein files from coming out that he actually goes to this level.”

(It seems you can take them out and turn off optimized battery charging "until tomorrow", and then put them back in the case; but that is entirely too many steps)

And, unlike on other devices, it doesn't seem you can force "charge to 100%", as the phone only allows fiddling with those settings when the AirPods are out of the case, and thus not charging.

Optimized battery charging on my new AirPods Pro 3 is completely useless.

It's like, do I want reduced battery life or a battery that never passes 80% charge?

In a normal democracy, a total collapse of party leadership would result in an no-confidence vote and immediate snap elections to find leaders who can lead

it's pretty funny the sheer number of people who, seconds into the second trump administration, decided the time was ripe to go full fash instead of waiting a little bit to see if people were actually cool with nazis now. every major company was like, we need to court the burgeoning nazi demographic

ceej

@ceej.online

I think what happened is basically that a bunch of consultants misread the rightward swing among Gen Z last election as a permanent vibe shift which is why the weaseliest Dems sprinted to do podcasts with hitlerites instead of waiting three months for trump to fuck everything up like he always does

turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore

ℳatt

@matttomic.bsky.social

Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one

𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗼𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘀?
𝘞𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘩𝘢𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘥 +🍁𝘩𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘴 & 𝘥𝘦𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘴.

BikeLoud volunteers keep busy with our THREE bike-powered lane-cleaners but we can only do a fraction of what's needed.

@pbotinfo.bsky.social Please prioritize bike lanes!

1 million Portlanders by 2045 🌲🌧️🦫🚲🚇

@bradleybondy.com

It's the season of bike lanes being unusable, and drivers getting pissed off if you aren't using them.

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

interior design where you're just randomly pressing buttons for yellow gold, white marble, and crystal chandelier to remind everyone you're very rich

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here

Humanoid robot: