posts tagged with: meme
janitoroflunacy moosiemoose DSFARGEG!!!
Transcript:
Starlet: You can’t be serious!?
Cameraman: What’s wrong?
Starlet: He stinks…
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I especially like the bit starting around 2:15 and running to about 2:40 (at which point the video degrades into lame nagware).
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@perloneliner tweeted this perl one liner (fancy that!) that converts random *nix fortunes to LOLspeak today, and I had to share it.
fortune | perl -MAcme::LOLCAT -0777ne 'print translate $_'
I ran it, and what should it give me but Jabberwocky?
TWAZ BRILLIG, AN TEH SLIFEE TOVES
DID GYRE AN GIMBLE IN TEH WABE. “BEWIS TEH JABBERWOCK, MAH SON!
ALL MIMSY WAZ TEH BOROGROVES TEH JAWS THAT BITE, TEH CLAWS
AN TEH MUM RATHS OUTGRABE. THAT CATCH! BEWIS TEH JUBJUB BIRD,
HE TOK HIS VORPAL SWORD IN HAN AN SHUN TEH FRUMIOUS BANDERSNATCH!”
LONG TIME TEH MANXUM FOE HE SOUGHT.
SO RESTED HE BY TEH TUMTUM TREE AN AZ IN UFFISH THOUGHT HE STOOD
AN STOOD AWHILE IN THOUGHT. TEH JABBERWOCK, WITH EYES AFLAME CAME WHUFFLINS THROUGH TEH TULGEY WOOD
ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! AN THROUGH AN AN BURBLED AZ IT CAME! THROUGH
TEH VORPAL BLADE WENT SNICKR-SNACK. “HAST THOU SLAIN TEH JABBERWOCK?
HE LEFT IT DEDD, AN TOK ITS HEDD, CUM TO MUH ARMS, MUH BEAMISH BOY!
AN WENT GALUMFNG BACK. OHS FRABJOUS DAY! CALOOH! CALLAY!” HE CHORTLED IN HIS JOY.
TWAZ BRILLIG, AN TEH SLIFEE TOVES
DID GYRE AN GIMBLE IN TEH WABE.
ALL MIMSY WAZ TEH BOROGROVES
AN TEH MUM RATHS OUTGRABE. — LEWIS CARROLL, “JABBERWOCKY”
There are some days where very few things are better than metanonsense. I’m pretty sure this qualifies as commentary on the human condition.
After watching The Sea Hawk and Captain Blood I realized that I have no interest in encouraging this new generation of pirates. If it’s post Monkey Island 2 and has to do with pirates, stop mimicking it, please. It had its time, let it die in peace.
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Maru on percussion and slides FTW! And “I Love You” cat is freaking me out. I think he can see forever.
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