posts tagged with: humor

This is pretty much how I remember Twilight. Actually, I think this is much better.

Longing stare. Longing stare. Longing stare. Longing stare. Creepy stalker monster. Longing stare (not shown).

Via apocalypsechic:

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Who ya gonna call?

Via apocalypsechic:

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“Police, Police save me!”

Via blackandwtf:

Thanks, Ellie.

Via @Fauxred

Via Peter and Topless Robot

Yoinked from a commenter on jwz’s blog, on a post about real life stupid human tricks.

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Via jwz

Star posted a link to 6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You), in which the following appeared:

Usuall cracked fare, maybe, but I liked it enough to share :)

Via claytoncubitt:

‘Death Metal Rooster’

See also: Werner Herzog, dancing chicken from ‘Stroszek’ 1977