- Either my sense of humor broke, or Portlandia season two is actually really funny. Way better than season one. #
- @xiexie11 When you were talking about t-rex drinking tea the other day, had you seen this site yet? http://t.co/6bhbEoNd #
- Does it speak highly of my organizational skills that I've never once lost a shoe? Or does it just imply I'm at least barely competent? #
- @SkarrKrow I don't know, but there was a poem in the bus about someone who is late every day because they can't find a shoe. in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @JoeStreckert I don't know, but there was a poem in the bus about someone who is late every day because they can't find a shoe. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- So, this is happening right now: a balrog burlesque dancing to dubstep. #
- Confused about why a guy here with his girlfriend would buy me a drink, but hey- I got a drink out of it. #
Category Archives: Twitter
Transmissions from 2012-02-03
- @lx Just speaking HTTP to port 80. in reply to lx #
- @JoeStreckert You are with PDX Walking Tours, right? Did you see this? The shyster tour got to the news, I guess. http://t.co/I5dzdKdU #
- @skyesidhe What happened? in reply to skyesidhe #
- @jencyr Not me. I aim for consistency. in reply to jencyr #
- Tempted to start asking whoever is nearby, "did someone spill some perfume in here?" when someone (maybe them!) is wearing too much. #
- @JoeStreckert I know! You guys should write the paper and cite the historic evidence and/or lack thereof. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert Personally, I think real shanghaiing is scarier in that they didn't NEED to be that secret about it. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- My first phishing SMS! Is this a thing, now? http://t.co/sKHLFCAy #
- @JoeStreckert I've been on that tour. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @CPONEILL So it IS a thing, if you've been getting it for a while. This isn't advertising- it's identity theft. in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL I hope you never filled out one of those, seriously. in reply to CPONEILL #
- This probable near future is inspiring. I bet none of those devices run Android. http://t.co/AkyIBPyh #
- So I guess the raccoons in PDX use the sidewalks and crosswalks because I just saw two galumphing down Hawthorne like good pedestrians. #
- @english_major you should maybe try @instapaper instead in reply to english_major #
Transmissions from 2012-02-02
- Portland thug life @ Fred Meyer – Hawthorne http://t.co/6WRc15ro #
- Buy more Starbucks RT @pdxnewsnow: Pastor: Boycott Starbucks over gay marriage http://t.co/2xpwmff4 #
- @CPONEILL Hey! No, no Radiohead tickets; and I unfortunately can't justify $450 :,( in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL No plans for Seattle at the moment. You should come to Portland! in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL There's always SOMETHING happening. Ignite Portland is next week, and Incubator is the 21st in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL There's BarCamp at the end of March, and other than that there's something happening somewhere in town nearly every week in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL http://t.co/SrVUwLGW in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL Yeah, I'm going! in reply to CPONEILL #
- @CPONEILL Of course it's cool, otherwise why would I be going? ;) in reply to CPONEILL #
- The state of being amazingly productive at work and realizing its because you turned email alerts off and haven't looked at email all day. #
Transmissions from 2012-01-31
- All this time I thought there were two 50 year old homeless methhead women talking behind me, but it was actually two twelve year old boys. #
- Just got an email from my senator telling me SOPA/PIPA aim to "shut down foreign websites that offer counterfeit products" WAT #
- @ahockley They have nothing to do with counterfeit products! They profess to be about piracy! in reply to ahockley #
- @ahockley This sounds like, "SOPA is designed to prevent Viagra spam" in reply to ahockley #
- @ahockley Their lobbyists have nothing to do with counterfeit products. This is more bollocks than usual. in reply to ahockley #
- @corwinlw SOPA/PIPA would have saved us all from Viagra spam. Such a shame they failed! in reply to corwinlw #
- @JoeStreckert HOW WOULD THAT NOT SELL OUT in reply to JoeStreckert #
- Google thinks I'm male, and I feel like a jerk for seeing that and feeling relieved. http://t.co/BzgiRlXe #
- Oh noes… prosopagnosia faux pas! #
Transmissions from 2012-01-30
- @dsal @myrrhlarsen There's something to be said for just reading a good book or watching a movie for the sake of it, too. in reply to dsal #
- Playing Final Fantasy XIII is like reading a book, except the pages are neon and full of the same paragraph, repeated over and over. #
- @corwinlw I need to stop playing games out of nostalgia for their predecessors. Of course, now I want to see how it ends, but it's a chore. in reply to corwinlw #
- @corwinlw they let you skip cutscenes, which are actually sometimes interesting; they should let you skip battles, too. They are only boring in reply to corwinlw #
- @corwinlw It worked for EarthBound. in reply to corwinlw #
- @corwinlw There was, but I bought it anyway :( in reply to corwinlw #
- Confused how I missed a phone call while sitting 6 inches away from my non-silenced office phone. Deafness? Amnesia? Blackout? Mystery! #
- @Nemo_Bion I've heard of that too, but in this case it would be a really inefficient way for this person to get me to finish their project. in reply to Nemo_Bion #
- OH: "Man, I just wanna take a time machine and…" (fill in blank) #
- Because Portland was built on an ancient unicorn burial ground, or just becaus @ Reed College Gray Campus Center http://t.co/1riWE5s1 #
- @cratermoon No. Office VOIP. in reply to cratermoon #
- Spambots and consumer support bots talking to my twitter bot as an accidental reverse turing test. #
Transmissions from 2012-01-29
- I spent all day programming and then I watched The Notebook and now I'm kinda glad that in real life every living thing dies alone. #
- Seriously, being single is the best possible option in life. #
- Whoa, look what upgrading from rails 3.1 to 3.2.1 did to my memory usage! http://t.co/Rz1LZ8Sr #
- Now if only there was a way to use ree or at least mri 1.9.2 with dreamhost's apache and passenger. #
- @bleything Unless I can run WordPress within rails on heroku like I can on dreamhost, no thanks. in reply to bleything #
- @myrrhlarsen Consuming needn't be about buying things. It can also be about learning things. #
- @myrrhlarsen Personally, I came to the conclusion that my time is better spent experiencing awesome things than creating mediocre ones. #
- @SkarrKrow It is set in the 40s. in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @SkarrKrow I don't know what you're talking about. It's a melancholy hetero live story. The girl's mother is a bitch. What lesser behavior? in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @SkarrKrow THAT is what has your panties in a bunch? ;P in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @SkarrKrow Honestly, he was only asking for a date. Either way, it would give her a good story. in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @SkarrKrow once I had a guy in a bar put his arm around me, ask, "do I have b.o.?" then thank me for not slapping him and offer me a drink in reply to SkarrKrow #
- @myrrhlarsen it's just something I've thought about a bit, and even debated with @ecelestial about in reply to myrrhlarsen #
Transmissions from 2012-01-28
- @JoeStreckert That would be the case for NJ too, I guess maybe they are used to Montana seagulls. You should've taken a poll! in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert Actually, it looks like the correct answer may be, "because they are a different species of gull" http://t.co/U1RcYyuR in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert Did you read the Wikipedia? They don't need sea; as log as Montana has a stream it probably has seagulls. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert but I did actually offer that as a joke, originally. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert Here's one that only breeds in a desert: http://t.co/BTzDdsTV in reply to JoeStreckert #
- I guess I'm finally better so I should probably muck out my apartment before I give myself something incurable. #
- @nedroid do teeth count? in reply to nedroid #
- Every time Rutgers asks for money I remember my graduation speaker telling us to tithe and decide my money would be better spent w/ the EFF. #
- 'Alien' from the perspective of Jonesy, via @io9: http://t.co/TbMHM2Ag (@travisezell) #
- ~20 hours into FFXIII, and though I do realize FF games have always been extremely linear, I am deeply missing the illusion of choice. #
Transmissions from 2012-01-27
- @myrrh It should only matter that your life was meaningful to you. in reply to myrrh #
- @skyesidhe You go to the best parties. No one ever gives ME drugs :( in reply to skyesidhe #
- For the first time in days, I don't have a fever! Rock on, immune system. #
- Immune system priorities: when I get really sick, all of my cartilage piercings (even ones >3 years old) start acting up. #
- If any of you programmer types haven't seen WAT by @garybernhardt yet, it's quite entertaining: http://t.co/5rH7vJEW (via @english_major) #
- Normally I don't even like ice cream that much, so it's extra weird that it's the only thing my stomach thinks qualifies as "food" right now #
- @JoeStreckert What did you say? I'm from NJ, and they always just seemed seagull-shaped to me. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- I can't tell if I'm hungry or nauseous and my fever came back so I guess it's time for more ice cream. #
- @SkarrKrow I've been sick for four days. Why would I waste a doctors time with that? I'm getting better, slowly. in reply to SkarrKrow #
Transmissions from 2012-01-26
- @english_major if you find yourself near New Brunswick, check out the Rutgers Grease Trucks and get a Fat Darrell! in reply to english_major #
- @bike_lemming THANKS in reply to bike_lemming #
- Everything old is new again. 2004: http://t.co/SxTS4nuV 2012: http://t.co/GMuu5asf #
- @JoeStreckert Bush wanted us to go to the moon in 2004. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert it seems everyone making a big deal about Newt has a short memory. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- @JoeStreckert If promises were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. in reply to JoeStreckert #
- I've slept 17 of the past 24 hours and all of my dreams have been about how very tired I am :( #sick #
- I'd still be resting, except my upstairs neighbor is testing out tap dancing in her clog collection. #
Transmissions from 2012-01-25
- @travisezell Use Echofon. in reply to travisezell #
- Diversity is good. Talking about diversity and/or tying to force diversity is insipid. #
- The toddler was right; walking through the snow in my cons at PGH zoo DID get me sick. Or maybe it was the jetlag and aforementioned toddler #
- My cats are so much more affectionate when I have a fever! #
