H I G H S P E E D
H I G H S P E E D
goyim get really up in arms when jews say “magneto was right”, but it takes a lot more breath to say “magneto’s response to humans oppressing and killing mutants is also a direct response to the fact that he lived through the holocaust, where he witnessed jews being oppressed and murdered as well. although his reactions may seem violent and extreme to those whose families WEREN’T targeted by nazis, a lot of jews connect with the sentiment of fighting back against their oppressors without having to be merciful and gentle to people who want them dead”
Magneto WAS right.
don’t bother ME
Goethe-Institut did a web series a while back aimed at new arrivals in Germany and I like how it make sure to teach people that a lot of Germans are rude af
like, this is a genuine scene from an ep:
#Ok but for a second there I was like #this is a bit exaggerated #it’s not that rude to say hi to strangers #just a bit weird #but then I realised #the rude person is probably meant to be the one ignoring the ‘hi’
Well she’s obviously doing it wrong. You got to mumble “Guten Tag” in no one’s actual direction upon entering the waiting room. Then you don’t speak a word (you gotta grab a magazine though, because if you’re on your mobile people will find that asocial) until the doctor calls you and when you get back to retrieve your jacket you mumble “Auf Wiedersehen”.
If you say “Guten Tag” while sitting down it’s either because you’re passive-aggressively shaming the person you’re talking to for not saying “Guten Tag” (which is of course highly respectable, but weird if they did say it) or worse:
You’re trying to make small-talk.
See also: when entering a crowded bus, tram, subway or train, you do not say a single word. You look for an empty bench. If there are none, you will have a neighbour. You stop at an empty spot and mumble something like “tschulli-ng” or “s-nch-frei?” to the person occupying the other spot on the bench. You nod in an upward direction. They reply a mumbled “türlich” while vaguely looking somewhere near your face and moving their bag if neccessary. You sit down, nod gratefully, and keep your mouth shut for the rest of the ride. Neither of you wanted this. You wanted freedom. Don’t bother each other.
If an entire bench in front of you becomes available at the next stop, though, it is not the polite thing to free your neighbour and yourself up. No, you stay right where you are. The silent stranger next to you is your silent stranger now.
Welcome to Germany. This is how we express love.
None of these people are joking.
And if you’re the one sitting at the window and you want to get off at the next stop, you begin to loudly rustle with your bag whatever, because that way you can signal the other person that you need them to get up without having to speak to them.
This is 1000% how I handle every single public transportation ride including refusing to move for more space so good to know ill be in comfort when/if I visit :D
have none of these people taking like this is a German phenomenon ever been to any city, ever?
this is how I navigate Portland, Oregon- which is a very friendly US city when compared to literally any place on the east coast.