Last night, I went and saw Doom with Rob. It really wasn’t nearly as bad as the preview and common sense would make it appear to be (assuming you ignore all mention of genetics and pretend that they are talking about magic instead- more on this later). The beginning of the movie dragged a bit, but once it got going the whole thing was quite a bit of fun and went by rather quickly. At the end of the movie I turned to Rob and asked him whether the movie was only 20 minutes long… then I looked at my watch and realized it was actually nearly 2 hours long.
As for the effects, the CG wasn’t nearly as bad as the previe made it appear to be- I imagine that the preview used graphics which weren’t yet fuly rendered (why they would shoot themselves in the foot like this is beyond me). In the preview, the 1st person perspective aspect of the movie looked like it would last most of the movie, but in actuality it was only for a few minutes and was the most fun part of the movie- it really was like live-action Doom.
Now, back to the stupidity that was the ‘science’ in this movie. Apparently, 10% of the human genome is still unknown, but many people believe it contains the genes that code for the soul, that determines good and evil *eyeroll*. Also, to radically change a creature’s genetic structure to match your own, all you have to to is inject a portion of your DNA into that creature. Yeah… whatever. IMHO, the move would have been much more enjoyable had they let go off all the pseudo-science and gone the same route the games went- just say that monsters from hell are invading our plane via a portal humans have screwed with / created / whatever on the moon. Sure, there’s suspension of disbelief involved, but at least you aren’t fooling anyone about working in a fantasy environment, and people who have actually passed 8th grade bio won’t feel their brains melting from the crap that tries to get passed off as reasonable science.
Anyway, Rob and I figure that this movie is probably worth about $5.50 to see in theaters, as parts of it really are quite fun (assuming you enjoyed the games).
In other news, Ithaca also had its first snowfall last night. It starts… (duh duh duh)