Monthly Archives: June 2005

Movie: Alien Sex Party

While in Pittsburgh a few weeks ago I saw Alien Sex Party in a video store. I thought it looked good (in a bad way) so wanted to rent it, but no one else was cool enough to agree with me. Well, the Netflix shipment today brought it, so I was finally able to see it.

What a f***ing awesome movie! It’s remarkably (deliberately, I think) cornball, and very much like Clerks (so much so that they point it out blatantly, have a guy playing Kevin Smith, and have the Quick Stop [fade to black and white], complete with a typically irate Dante Hicks [37?!]), only with more porn. It’s also honestly funny- I don’t just like this movie because it’s “bad”, it’s actually good (iif you think that’s a contradiction, you don’t know me well enough).

Despite the title (originally ‘Porno’), and the fact that most of the action takes place inside a porn shop, this movie doesn’t actually have any sex in it (unless you count the bit with the cats…). It also has a great soundtrack (I only wish it were available on CD now, but all the songs are accessible from the DVD menu), full of songs I want to add to my Xmas playlist :)

I’ll leave you now with some memorable quotes, as it’s way past my bedtime (I watched half the movie again after happicow came home [he wants to watch the whole thing later, because he agrees with my tastes on this one so far]):

“I’ll kill myself!”
“That’ll be good, you need the rest.”

“Next time date someone at least half your age!”

“George Lucas should publicly apologize and then commit suicide.”
“…I liked Jar-jar <sob>”

“TV creates and resolves all of life’s great mysteries… it created and resolved every problem I’ve ever had.”

Belated bike graph

I was too busy reading zombie fiction on Friday to remember to post my bike stats. Oops.

I’ll rectify that now. I’ve apparently gotten bored with my normal route to work — today I biked an extra 1.3 miles through North campus just to get a change of scenery…

Speaking of reading zombie fiction, I found this much more funny than I probably should:

Infectuated individuals are known to be of a highly dangerous nature. Under no circumstances should you, as civilians, attempt to subdue or take them out. The police are trained for this. Let’s let them do your job. [Televised speech delivered by the President of the United States, 3/31/05]

(Remember, this is fiction. AFAIK, Dubya hasn’t really made any speeches about any zombie epidemics [though if the occasion ever arose, I'm pretty sure it would be remarkably similar to this])

Zombie Zen!

I’m not a fan of the web zen thing, but I know a lot of people who dig zombies (I didn’t realize that qualified as a pun until after I typed it just now), so I think this may be worthwhile, as opposed to just annoying.

All in the Timing

happicow, Marty, and I saw a play last night at the local Hangar Theatre. This is the first time I’ve seen a non-broadway show in a while (the last one was the theatrical production of 1984), and it didn’t disappoint. Actually, it was even better than I expected (though I’m sure I’ve seen the last one-act done somewhere before…). Out of the six one acts I liked some more than others, but they weree all fun. The guys had fun, too.

Oooh… I love legitimate thea-ter.

We definitely have to do this again, and soon!

Vietnamese food :(

I tried Vietnamese food for the first time today, because I thought it would have things in it that I’m allowed to eat. I got rice noodles with shrimp, as well as sprouts and cucumber and stuff. It normally comes with peanut on top (blech!) so I asked to not have that bit… but little did I know that they cover otherwise innocuous foods with flaming death in the form of some sort of hot pepper, among other things. Anyway, yeah- my lips swelled up, and I have no idea from what. I imagine that there was something beanlike in there (maybe besides the bean sprouts, which aren’t on my list [besides, I've had them before]), or maybe some other peanutty sauce. I dunno. It still sucked.

After lunch Rob and Marty went to buy chocolate, but the only thing in the Tops that I both felt like eating and could eat was a can of olives (remarkable unhealthy, btw), so I got that. I wanted a donut so badly…

In other ‘news’, I tried rice milk today. I thnk it’s better than cow milk but not as good as soy milk (though definitely less lipswelliful), and it’s definitely better than the crummy rice ice cream I got yesterday – yuk!

Stupid allergies, making it hard to eat and stuff. I need a really boring restaurant that serves rice, olive, onion, chicken, and garlic products only. :/

Mass is fun!

Today at work we got a new computer, and since the lab doesn’t need computer speakers, they were given to me.

Biking home with the subwoofer strapped to the top of my bike trunk (and some other stuff strapped to that) wasn’t too much fun, mostly because I wasn’t anle to sit as far back on the saddle as I normally do (ouch!). On the other hand, that nontrivial amount of added mass made it much easier to bike the last stretch home, as my momentum from the hill lasted much longer. Speaking of which, I think the added mass also let me achieve a new top speed going down the hill – 38.2 mph (up from 36.2 mph, which has been the standing record since 2005.04.29).

Oh, and the speakers sound good, too. They are a Dell-branded Altec Lansing speaker/subwoofer combo, relatively bottom of the line, but still much better than the circa-2000 bottom of the line Altec Lansings which I previously had.

Blood pressure

When I went to CVS today tto pick p my Epi-pen(s) I played with the blood pressure machine a bit while I waited.

Surprisingly, my blood pressure was low! This is actually ‘normal’ for me (well, not for some time now, but it was normal, once), as in, when I’m reasonably healthy, I have blood pressure so low that I can’t safely donate blood.

I guess this is yet more proof that exercising is doing something good for me (despite the fact that since Marchish I’ve only lost about 5 pounds [though I surely put on a lot of muscle]). At least now having a heart attack can move down on my list of worries (though my arteries are probably still so plaqueful I wonder if any amount of low blood pressure can actually help…).

Lunch

I biked to college town today to try and find something I’m allowed to eat for lunch. Unfortunately, about the only thing I found that almost worked was Chinese food, and that had soy sauce :(

Also, it had chicken :( :(

I think for these three weeks if I actually do avoid eggs, beans, nuts, and dairy, I’m going to have to eat some other proteinaceous food in order to maintain life function. And I feel much less guilty about eating chicken and fish than mammals, so that’s what I’ll have to do :(

A more carnivorous person would possibly see this whole diet of avoidance thing as an easy way (as in, you have no real choice) to get on the Atkins diet. For a vegetarian on the other hand, it seems to be more of a really good way to become anorexic (as in, the nurse even told me that most people lose a lot of weight over these three weeks).

Without dairy, pasta, eggs, soy, and potatoes, I am lost :(

Just a thought…

After seeing this post on linuxchix live, I just felt the need to comment on the following bit:

I’m actually not suggesting that the American Dream should become a reality. As you might imagine, I question the basic premise of upward mobility – that being rich will make you happy and secure. I think Buddhism (and, actually, most religious traditions) has all sorts of good lessons and wisdom about what happiness and security really is.

Religion is the opiate of the masses, it teaches those ‘less fortunates’ to be happy with their current state of misery, and for the very fact they are, at the moment, alive. This at first may seem to be a good thing- being happy is better than being miserable, obviously; but I think that in this case the ends don’t justify the (IMHO, deceitful) means. Wouldn’t it be better to give people a real reason to be happy? For instance, by paying them enough wages to live without forcing them into indentured servitude, or by promising them aid when they are sick?

I believe that one of the main reasons religion was invented (besides being a way to make people follow laws because an omniscient $DEITY always knows when you’ve been bad, while a merely human police force only sometimes [or rarely] knows) was to protect existing class structures, keeping the rich in power and the proles happy enough to (usually) not rebel. It’s not a coincidence that those who are often the most religious are those at the top and bottom of society (this is admittedly a sterotype, but when considering the current administration at least the first bit seems likely to be true)… the former wants to preserve their position while that latter just needs something to get them by.

Don’t get me wrong- I agreed with most of Michelle’s post (and I definitely don’t think money is a guarantee for happiness, or that lack thereof guarantees that one will be unhappy), it’s just inherent to my nature to question and be suspicious of authority, especially religious authority.